Dear every man in America,
I’m sitting at the bar by myself because I want to. Please be self-aware enough to know when we are simply not interested in carrying on conversation.
Sincerely,
All women— Mallory Hagan (@ItsMalloryHagan) October 12, 2019
Uh, OK. You seem nice.
Best response so far…
No, not all women. I go to a bar to drink because I’d rather be around people then at home drinking. I like people talking to me and I don’t think every man who talks to me is hitting on me. I roll my eyes so hard at tweets like this. It is so conceited.
— Liberal In The House 🌊🗽🇺🇸 (@TurtlesgaloreMR) October 12, 2019
…another salient point…
Translation:
"I have decided to go to a place of social gathering where social interaction is conventional. although I am not going to tell you, my non verbal cues should be clear I do not want to interact with you. Please have enough ESP to know this."— Darth Xahl (@snake_eyes3883) October 12, 2019