🚨 UPSET ALERT 🚨@GTMBB takes down No. 5 Louisville! pic.twitter.com/MH3EfLwcet

— ACC Network (@accnetwork) February 13, 2020

THE BEASMAN Louisville loses
(sing) I’M A RAMBLIN WRECK FROM JARJUH TECH AND A HECK OF AN ENGINEER! (laffs) HEY LAREEEEE! LARRY MINNER! I BEEN SINGIN THAT SONG ALL DAY LONG! (laffs) HOW’S YOU SNAGGLE TOOTH, LOUDMOUTH, BEER BREATH, SAGGY PANTS, RAP MUSIC, SANCTUARY CITY LOSERVILLE FRAUDS FEELIN TODAY? (laffs) EVERBODY IN BIG BLUE NATION IS REEEEEEEEEAAAAAALLLL HAPPY! Ls DOWN! Ls DOWN! Ls DOWN!

(sing) I’M A RAMBLIN WRECK FROM JARJUH TECH AND A HECK OF AN ENGINEER! (laffs) ME AND MY WILDCAT BUDDIES WAS A-PULLIN REAL HARD FOR THEM JARJUH TECH TATTOOED UP ENGINEERS AND THEY COME THROUGH FOR US GOOD AND CLASSY CAT FANS, CRUSHIN YOUR CARDINAL DREAMS AND YOUR WINNIN STREAK! BYE, BYE TOP 5 IN THE PO!

MAKE ROOM FOR THE SURGING KENTUCKY WILDCATS TO COME TAKE YOUR SPOT AND GIT A #1 SEED WHILE THE U OF SMELL CHEATERS FADE TO BLACK LIKE Y’ALL DO EVER YEAR! AWWWWWWW C-A-T-S CATS! CATS! CATS!

(sing) I’M A RAMBLIN WRECK FROM JARJUH TECH AND A HECK OF AN ENGINEER! (laffs) IT SURE WAS NICE OF CHRIS BALDY MACK TO GIVE COACH CAL THE BIRTHDAY PRESENT HE WANTED MORE THAN ANYTHING ELSE…A LOSERVILLE LOSS! SO THOUGHTFUL OF YOU PECKERWOODS! (laffs)

ALL US GOOD AND CLASSY KENTUCKY WILDCATS CAN NOW SET BACK AND WATCH OUR BIG BLUE HEROES LIKE WHITE BOY NATE, TYRONE MAXFLY, THE QUICKLEY PICKER UPPER, AND BIG NICK DICKS KEEP DOMMERATIN THE S.E.C. ON THEIR WAY TO ANOTHER U UH KAY NATIONAL CHAMPERCHIPS! TIME FOR NINE! TIME FOR NINE! TIME FOR NINE! AND LARRY, IF I WAS YOU, AND THAT WOULD SUCK, BUT IF I WAS YOU, I’D GO AHEAD AND GET A ROOM RESERVATION AT THE N.I.T. HILTON. (laffs)

Y’ALL GONNA SLIDE BACK TO NOBODYLAND WHERE YOU BLONG AND PROLLY LOSE IN THE N.I.T. SWEET 16. WELL, WHEN YOU’S IN THE N.I.T. IT’S ACTUALLY CALLED THE “BITTER 16.” (laffs) SOMETIMES I JUST MAKE MYSELF LAFF WITH MY FUNNY COMEDY JOKES! (sing) I’M A RAMBLIN WRECK FROM JARJUH TECH AND A HECK OF AN ENGINEER! (laffs) LARRY…JARJUH TECH IS THE SUCKIEST TEAM IN AMERICA AND THEY WAS LEADIN BIG, BAD LOSERVILLE THE WHOLE TIME! I LOVVVVVVVE IT!

Y’ALL GOT BUXPOSED AGAIN AS OVER-RATED! OVER-RATED! OVER-RATED! (laffs) COACH CAL IS MY VALENTIME! SOMETIMES I BEEN A LITTLE FLUSTERPATED WITH HIM BUT NOW THAT HE GOT OUR WILDCATS PLAYIN BIG BOY BASKETBAW AGAIN, WELL, HE’S ALRIGHT WITH ME! COACH CAL IS MY MAN CRUSH FOR VALEN-TIME’S DAY. AND YOU KNOW HERE IN LEXINUN IT’S AGIN THE LAW TO SELL ANYTHING RED COLORED SO I’M GONNA TAKE A BLUE HEART VALENTIME OVER TO COACH CAL’S AND GIVE HIM A BIG VALENTIME HUG AND TELL HIM “THANK YOU FOR BEATIN LOSERVILLE, AND THANK YOU FOR GITTIN OUR CATS TO STOP SUCKIN AND START WINNIN AGAIN.”

AND THEN I’M A GONNA KISS HIM ON BOTH CHEEKS LIKE THEM I-TALIANS LIKE TO DO AND THEN I’M-A COME HOME AND HAVE MY TV DINNER FOR ONE VALENTIME SUPPER ALONE! BUT IT’S OK CUZ I’M GONNA WATCH A RERUN OF LOSERVILLE LOSIN AGAIN AND IT’LL MAKE MY VALENTIME HEART SWELL WITH JOY! (sing) I’M A RAMBLIN WRECK FROM JARJUH TECH AND A HECK OF AN ENGINEER! (laffs)

.@GTMBB: 62
Louisville: 58

The Jackets pull off the MONUMENTAL upset as 5⃣ players finished in double-digit scoring! 🐝💪#BuiltDifferent #ACCMBB pic.twitter.com/IeXVi4Fqc3

— ACC Digital Network (@theACCDN) February 13, 2020

THANK YOU, JARJUH TECH FOR GIVIN ALL US CAT FANS THE VALENTIME WE WANTED MOST! A DEAD CARDINAL! (laffs) AWWWWWWW C-A-T-S CATS! CATS! CATS! GO BIG BLUE! GO BIG BLUE! COME SEE ABOUT IT! COME SEE ABOUT IT! Ls DOWN! Ls DOWN! Ls DOWN!