THE BEASMAN cats losing to everybody
(crying) WALTER MCCARTHY IS THE DEVIL! (cry) A FARMER KENTUCKY WILDCAT U-MILLER-FIED AMERICA’S TEAM, THE KENTUCKY WILDCATS WHO USED TO CALL HIM FRIEND! (cry) WE FOUNDLY PROVED WE WAS NUMBER ONE AND THEN WALTER MCCARTHY DONE SNATCHED IT AWAY LIKE A TWO-BIT THIEF IN THE NIGHT! (cry)

I AIN’T BEEN ABLE TO GIT OUTTA BED FOR 3 DAYS, LARRY MINNER. (cry)

I KNOW YOU AND ALL YOUR CARDINAL BUDDIES IS SMIRKIN CUZ THE GOOD AND CLASSY #1 KENTUCKY WILDCATS CAINT BEAT NOBODY NO MORE. (cry) I HATE WALTER MCCARTHY WITH EVER-THANG I GOT! DADGUMMIT, HOW CAN A FARMER WILDCAT STAB COACH CAL IN THE BACK LIKE THIS BY HAVIN THE AUDACERATION TO SCORE MORE POINTS? (cry)

I WANNA TAKE MY SHOTGUN IN RUMP ARENER AND SHOOT HOLES IN WALTER MCCARTHY’S JERSEY HANGIN UP IN THE RAFTERS. AND SLICK RICK’S TOO. HE’S THE RAT WHO POISONED WALTER MCCARTHY TO GO TRAITOR TURNCOAT ON THE CATS! (cry) THIS IS THE WORSTEST WEEK EVER TO BE A KENTUCKY WILDCAT FAN.

evansville basketball is back pic.twitter.com/yT933bIZ8R

— Harry Lyles Jr. (@harrylylesjr) November 13, 2019

ALL THESE SAGGY PANTS, RAP MUSIC, NECK TATTOO, WELFARE STAMP, TRAMP STAMP, PRISON CAMP U OF SMELL CARDINAL FANS IS WALKIN ROUND MOCKIN US CAT FANS CUZ WE WAS ONLY #1 FOR A DAY BEFORE NOBODY EVANSVILLE WHOOPED US. (cry)

AND THAT HAPPENED RIGHT AFTER THEM TENNERSEE PRISON ARNGE HILLBILLY ROCKY TOPPERS WHOOPED STOOPS TROOPS AT THE FOOTBAW STADIUM. (cry) WE HAD IT FIRST-AND-GOAL FROM THE TWO YARD LINE BUT COULDN’T STICK IT IN! (cry) WHY’D YOU JUST RUN IT? TRY SOMETHIN ELSE LIKE A STATUE OF LIBERTY PLAY OR THROWIN IT TO A PLAYER DRESSED UP LIKE A CHEERLEADER! STOOPS REAL NAME IS STOOPID, LARRY!

I HOPE HE TAKES THE FLORIDER STATE JOB AND TAKES HIS VOODOO MOJO OUTTA LEXINUN WITH HIM! (cry) LET’S HIRE RANDO COBB TO COME AND COACH THE CATS! RANDO LOVES U UH KAY. STOOPS LOVES MONEY, NOT NO WILDCATS! (cry) I DON’T WANNA GO ON LIVIN IF U OF SMELL GOES TO A BO GAME AND U UH KAY DON’T! U OF SMELL CAINT QUIT LAUGHIN AT U UH KAY CUZ THEY GOT LAY-MAR JACKSON AND TEDDY DIRTYWATER AND ALL U UH KAY GOT IS WARSHED UP TIM COUCH. (cry)

"You changed the game, man."

Coach Harbaugh's sideline convo with @Lj_era8 at Cincinnati: pic.twitter.com/RR5buBCK3X

— Baltimore Ravens (@Ravens) November 11, 2019

IT’S ALL GONE SIDEWAYS, LARRY MINNER! STOP YOUR SMIRKIN, YOU BALD HAIRED, BENNERDICK ARNOLD! (cry) Y’ALL CARDINAL BIRDS GONNA COME CRASHIN DOWN REAL SOON WHEN BALDY MACK PLAYS A REAL TEAM! COME DEE-CEMBER 28, LET’S SEE HOW MUCH SMIRKIN YOUR CROSSEYED CARDINAL FANS IS DOIN! YEAH! FIRST THING U UH KAY GOTTA DO IS PUT COACH CAL AND STOOPS ON MINIMAL WAGE! THESE RUM DUMMIES IS MAKIN WAY TOO MUCH MONEY FOR BEIN LOSERS! PAY ‘EM BOTH $12 A HOUR AND IF THEY GIT US A NATIONAL CHAMPERCHIP WE CAN GIVE EM THEIR FULL SALARY AT THE END OF THE SEASON.

I MEAN, YOU DON’T PAY A PLUMBER FOR NOT FIXIN THE TAR-LIT, RIGHT? WHY SHOULD WE PAY THESE PHONIES BIG DOLLARS TO HUMILERATE BIG BLUE NATION? (cry) NOW CHRIS BALDY MACK AND LOSERVILLE GONNA JUMP PAST COACH CAL’S CATS IN THE PO AND IT MAKES ME WANNA PUKE! U UH KAY LOSES TO EVANSVILLE AND GITS MOCKED ALL OVER MURICA! U OF SMELL BEATS INJIANA STATE AND ERRBODY ACTS LIKE Y’ALL BEAT DUKE! YOU’LL GIT YOUR BIG BLUE WHOOPIN REAL SOON, YOU BEER BREATH, MARY-JU-WANNA SNIFFIN, RAP MUSIC, BACKWARDS CAP CARDINAL CONVICTS! LET’S GO, BLUE! AWWWWWW C-A-T-S CATS! CATS! CATS! BUT RIGHT NOW TIL THEY WIN AGAIN THEY IS RATS! RATS! RATS!