Star Wars – The Force Awakens is a massive hit. Nerds are orgasmic, a condition rarely associated with sci-fi fans.

So many Star Wars nerds attacked me online for posting this meme 4 days after the film’s debut, and the morning after Steve Harvey’s flawed declaration of who would be Miss Universe. Dude, you can’t keep movie secrets in check after a bazillion ticket buyers made Star Wars the largest film opening in history. It’s out there. He’s dead. And I didn’t even post who killed him or why.

—————–Stephen Colbert toyed with the Star Wars nerds with murky spoilers.

And one more…in the 1999 movie The Sixth Sense, that kid is actually dead the entire time. Thought you’d want to know.