Terry & Kristen illustrate a gracious greeting between NFL rivals. “Hello, friend. I hope my team scores more points than yours.”

“Oh, I’m certain that my team will prevail.”

“Bye bye now, friend!”

Meanwhile, Chicago Bears fans don’t mind desecrating the name of their only coach who led the team to a Super Bowl victory. Mike Ditka is no doubt delighted that his family honor is equated with a fat man’s small penis.