Modern Frosty is a hater Uncategorized by terrymeiners - December 9, 20120 MODERN FROSTY: He’s not allowed to smoke, can’t accept a janitorial job that’s beneath his dignity, is a naked STRANGER DANGER predator, forbidden from using poisonous coal eyeballs, is a racist for playing with only white kids, and global warming explains why the kids are wearing shorts during a snow event.