One quote from Madonna’s boring 17 minute film “Secret Project Revolution” succinctly describes her complete body of work: “Don’t you see a pattern here?”

See if you can withstand the entire run of this work of art. One pundit described it as “Dieter from Sprockets dreaming after eating too much Mexican.”

Even the logo is plagiarized. The word Revolution highlights the second-through-fifth letters to highlight the work LOVE in reverse. Of course you’ve seen that visual play before in marketing materials for perennial presidential candidate Ron Paul, the father of Kentucky Senator Rand Paul.