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Ls Down! Cats crush Cards and the Beasman can’t stop giggling

by terrymeiners - 0
Lynn Bowden Junior taunts Louisville with Ls down

THE BEASMAN cats crush cards
(long laff) GO BIG BLUE! STOOPS TROOPS! LYNN BOWIE JUNIOR FOR HEISHMAN! CATS! CATS! CATS! AWWWWW C-A-T-S CATS! CATS! CATS! (laffs) THAT WEREN’T HEAVY RAIN FALLIN ALL DAY – THAT WAS CARDINAL TEARS POURIN DOWN! (laffs) LYNN BOWIE JUNIOR IS WAYYYYYY BETTER THAN LAY-MAR JACKSON, AND YOU KNOW IT, YOU SAGGY PANTS, RAP MUSIC, MAN WEARIN EARRINGS U OF SMELL CARDINAL CRACKHEADS! LAYMAR JACKSON CAINT HOLD LYNN BOWIE’S JOCKSTRAP, DADGUMMIT!

COACH STOOPS TODE ME THE BALTIMORE RAVENS CALLED TO AST IF LYNN BOWIE JUNIOR COULD COME START FOR THE RAVENS RIGHT NOW SO THEY COULD PUT LAY-MAR ON WAIVERS! IT’S TRUE! THE WHOLE WORLD IS IN LOVE WITH LYNN BOWIE JUNIOR! (laffs) HE’S GOODER THAN TOM BRADY, AARON RODGERS, RUSSELL WILSON, COLIN COPPERHEAD, AND JOHNNY UNITAS COMBINED! (laffs) THE CATS WAS SIMPLY AWESOME CRUSHIN THEM SAD LITTLE CARDINAL BEAKS! ALL THE KENTUCKY WILDCATS IS DRINKIN THEIR GATORADE OUTTA THE GOVERNOR CUP!

MATT BLEVINS TRIED TO HIT ANDY BESHEAR IN THE HEAD WITH IT BUT COACH STOOPS SNATCHED IT JUST IN TIME. (laffs) ANDY BESHEAR IS A BIG OL CAT FAN, TOO, SO LOSERVILLE AIN’T GOT NO FRIENDS OUTSIDE OF YOUR GHETTO TOWN! (laffs) LARRY, Y’ALL COULDN’T DO NOTHIN ON SAIRDEE BUCEPT PUNT THE BAW! (laffs) THE CARDINAL PUNTER WAS THE ONLY U OF SMELL GUY WHO COULD MOVE THE BAW DOWN THE FIELD! (laffs) THE CATS CRUSHED THE LITTLE BROTHER NOBODIES JUST LIKE LASS YEAR! (laffs) HEY…PUT MATT JONES ON! I WANNA TAWK TO A REAL RADIO STAR! (laffs) YOU GOTTA LOTTA NERVE SHOWIN UP ON THE LECTRIC RADIO TODAY, YOU BALD HAIRED U OF SMELL LOSERVILLE LOSER! (laffs) Ls DOWN! Ls DOWN! Ls DOWN! (laffs)

IS YOU GONNA CRY CUZ I KEEP SAYIN Ls DOWN? (laffs) WHAT A BUNCH OF NANCY BOY CRYBABIES AT U OF SMELL, COMPLAININ ABOUT BIG BLUE NATION THROWIN Ls DOWN! OH BOO HOO HOO! (laffs) THAT’S LIKE: “MOMMMMMM!” BIG BROTHER IS MAKIN FUN OF MEEEEEE! MAKE HIM STOP!” (laffs) Y’ALL DON’T BLONG ON THE FIELD WITH NO S.E.C. PIREHOUSE LIKE KENTUCKY, DADGUMMIT! JUST ADMIT IT, LARRY MINNER!

YOU NEED TO SWITCH TO A LITTLE BROTHER POP WARNER LEAGUE AND STOP TAKIN BEATDOWNS FROM TOP RATED NATIONAL TITLE CONTENDERS LIKE KENTUCKY. (laffs) LYNN BOWIE JUNIOR JUST RUN OVER THEM U OF SMELL RUM DUMMIES LIKE THEY WAS COTTON CANDY. NOW THE KENTUCKY WILDCATS GONNA GO WHOOP O-HI-ER STATE AND SHOW THE WORLD WE IS #1! AWWWWW C-A-T-S CATS! CATS! CATS!

OH…AND LARRY…KEEP TAWKIN BOUT U OF SMELL BASKETBAW BEIN #1 IN THE NEW PO! THAT’S BU-ZACKLY WHAT WE WANT! (laffs) JUST WHEN Y’ALL THINK YOU IS BASKETBAW ROYALTY, LONG COMES A BLUE UNI-FARM TEAM NAME OF MICH-ER-GAN TO KICK YOU IN THE FACE JUST LIKE KENTUCKY LIKES TO DO! (laffs) Y’ALL LAUGHED WHEN EVANSVILLE TOOK AWAY OUR #1 RANKIN IN ONE DAY AND THE SAME THING BOUT TO HAPPEN YOU SNAGGLE TOOTH, BRAINLESS, SPINELESS, STRIPPER POLE, NASTY GIRL DANCIN, BANNER LOSIN U OF SMELL CARDINAL CONVICTS! (laffs) GO MICH-ER-GAN! GO MICH-ER-GAN! BIG BLUE NATION LOVES THE WOLVERINES CUZ Y’ALL BOUT TO SNATCH AWAY LOSERVILLE’S ONLY HAPPY THOUGHT! (laffs)

BUT LARRY, THEN Y’ALL CAN STILL PRETEND LIKE YOU IS HAPPY ABOUT GIRL BASKETBAW BEATIN OREE-GON! BIG WHOOTY DOO! GIRL BASKETBAW! WOW! LET’S GO MICH-ER-GAN! BEAT LOSERVILLE AND THEN SNATCH DOWN THEIR FAKE NEWS BANNER ABOUT LUKE HANCROCK AND DARRELL GRIFFIN! NEITHER ONE OF THEM GUYS COULDA MADE THE KENTUCKY PRACTICE SQUAD! (laffs) AWWWWWW C-A-T-S CATS! CATS! CATS! WHO’S YOUR DADDY, LOSERVILLE? NOT US…YOU IS AR-FINS CUZ AIN’T NOBODY WANTS TO CLAIM A RABID DOG LIKE YOU! (laffs) GO BIG BLUE! GO CATS! B.B.N. FOREVER! Ls DOWN! Ls DOWN! Ls DOWN! (laffs)

terrymeiners
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