THE BEASMAN you want some of this?
LARRREEEEEEE! LARRY DADGUM MINNER! (laffs) I WAS JUST CHECKIN THE NEW PO OUT TODAY AND IT SEEMS THAT THE #1 SLOT DON’T SAY LOSERVILLE NO MORE! (laffs) I LOVVVVVVE IT! HAVIN TO LOOK AT THAT UGLY LOSERVILLE WORD IN THE NUMBER ONE SLOT FOR TWO STRAIGHT WEEKS DONE GIVE ME A HEADACHE AND DIARRHEA. BUT I’M ALL CURED UP NOW THAT THEM ROTTEN U OF SMELL CARDINAL BIRDS AIN’T SETTIN UP THERE ON #1 NO MORE! (laffs)
HOORAY FOR THE PO! IT AIN’T GOT A NASTY FILTHY CARDINAL BIRD SETTING UP THERE RIDIN HERD! START SLIDING BACKWARD WHERE YOU BLONG, YOU BUNCH OF SAGGY PANTS, NECK TATTOO, EAR GAUGE, CROSS EYED, CRACKHEAD CARDINAL FRAUDS! BALDY MACK DONE HAD HIS LUCKY STREAK BEATIN MICH-ER-GAN.
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— Louisville Basketball (@LouisvilleMBB) December 14, 2019
BUT THAT’S ALL DAM OVER THE WATER SO Y’ALL CAN CROW ABOUT WHOOPIN EASTERN KENTUCKY BUT THEY IS FRAUDS! JUST WAIT TIL YOU GIT REEEEEAAAAAAALLLLL KENTUCKY! (laffs) YOU CAINT CASH THAT REALITY CHECK, YOU BALD BOOTLICKER! SO SHUT YOUR STUPID CARDINAL MOUTH ABOUT HOW Y’ALL GONNA BEAT COACH CAL, LARRY MINNER!
YOU MUST BE SNIFFIN THAT MARIJU-WANNA AGAIN! U UH KAY GONNA KILL LOSERVILLE SO BAD THAT MATT BEVIN GONNA HAVE TO GIVE EVER GUY ON THE KENTUCKY ROSTER A FULL PARDON FOR MURDER! (laffs)
YOU SUCK, LARRY! NOW I HEARED YOU ON THERE BRAGGIN’ ABOUT GIRL BASKETBAW! IS THAT HOW FAR YOU SLID INTO DEE-SPAIR? ACTING LIKE Y’ALL CARE ABOUT GIRL BASKETBAW? OHHHHHH…U OF SMELL GIRL BASKETBAW BEAT U UH KAY IN RUMP ARENER AND THAT’S 4 IN A ROW FOR U OF SMELL OVER THE CATS. BIG WHOOPTY-DOO!
U UH KAY GIRLS BASKETBAW PLAYERS IS GONNA BE SCIENTISTS AND LAWYERS AND DOCTORS SOME DAY! U OF SMELL BASKETBAW GIRLS GONNA BE MINIMAL WAGE WORKERS AND NOBODY NEVER GONNA HEAR FROM ‘EM AGAIN! SO TAKE YOUR LITTLE SISTER GIRL BASKETBAW VICTREE AND ENJOY IT! THE KENTUCKY WILDCAT REAL BASKETBAW RIVAL GAME IS COMIN UP DEE-CEMBER 28 AND THEN YOU GONNA SHUT YOUR SNAGGLE TOOTH, LOUDMOUTH BRAGGIN CUZ COACH CAL GONNA KNOCK YOU INTO THE NEW YEAR WITH A HEADACHE LIKE A WOODPECKER!
GO BLUE! GO CATS! BLUE GITS IN! BLUE GITS IN! OH, AND LARRY, YOUR PRECIOUS GREEN GAY BUTT PACKERS STILL SUCK. THEY JUST GOT LUCKY AGAINST CHICAGO BEARS CUZ DANNY TREE-VAY-THIN WAS HURT! I SEEN OTHER WILDCATS DOIN GREAT STUFF IN THE N.F.L. OL BUD DU-PREE AND BINNY SNELL WAS AMAZIN FOR THE STEELERS AND JOSH ALLEN WAS GREAT FOR THE OTHER TEAM! RANDO COBB AND THE COWBOYS WAS BIG WINNERS! AND LAY-MAR JACKSON DINT DO DIDDLY SQUAT ON SUNDEE SO YOU KNOW THE RAVENS CAINT WAIT TO GIT LYNNY BOWIE JUNIOR SO THEY GIT REAL QUARTERBACK! THAT HEISHMAN TROPHY PRESENTATION WAS A TOTAL FRAUD CUZ REAL FOOTBAW PEOPLE KNOW LYNNY BOWIE JUNIOR WAS THE BEST PLAYER IN COLLEGE FOOTBAW.
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— LSU Football (@LSUfootball) December 15, 2019
GIT ON THE BIG BLUE BANDWAGON WHILE THERE’S STILL TIME, YOU DIP STICK! AWWWW C-A-T-S CATS! CATS! CATS! YOU WANT SOME OF THIS, CARDINAL BIRDS? LET’S DO IT! AND BRING THAT FAKE LUKE HANCROCK BANNER WITH YOU SO WE CAN BURN IT ON A WILDCAT COUCH AFTER WE THUMP YOU CHUMPS AGAIN! GO CATS! GO BIG BLUE! AWWWWW C-A-T-S CATS! CATS! CATS!