THE BEASMAN sweet 16 for the cats
SWEEEEEEEEEET 16, LARRY MINNER! AWWWWWW C-A-T-S CATS! CATS! CATS! OUR PRECIOUS KENTUCKY WILDCATS IS GONNA ROCK (ohio state or Houston) JOCK COME FRIDEE! WE GONNA ROUGH EM UP LIKE THEY IS JUSSIE SMOLLETT WALKIN TO GIT A TUNA FISH SAMMICH AT 2 O’CLOCK IN THE MARNIN (laffs) QUIT TAWKIN ABOUT THE MULLER REPORT, PIREBALL, RICH LADIES . OR ANYTHING ELSE. ALL THAT MATTERS RIGHT NOW IS COACH CAL AND THE CATS! AMERICA IS BIG BLUE NATION! EVERBODY KNOWS THIS HERE IS U UH KAY’S CHAMPERCHIP COMIN UP.

WE GONNA GIT PJ BACK. HERRO IS A HERO. REED TRAVIS IS BETTER THAN LEE-BRON JAMES. THE NC2A DONE CARVED KENTUCKY WILDCATS NAME ONTO THE CHAMPERCHIPS TROPHY CUZ IT’S OBVIOUS WE GONNA WIN. (laffs) THE REST OF THE SWEET 15 IS A BUNCH OF WILDCAT WANNABE NOBODIES. THE S.E.C. TEAMS IS THE BEST BUT THEY IS STILL WILDCAT WANNABES. AUBURN, LSU, AND TENNERSEE AIN’T NANCY BOYS LIKE THE A.C.C. FRAUDS VIRGINNY, VIRGINNY TECH, DUKE, AND CARAMALINER BUT AIN’T NONE OF YOU CAN BEAT U UH KAY! YOU NOBODIES AIN’T GOT A PRAYER.

I MEAN, THEM ROTTEN DUKIES NEEDED THE REFFERMARIES TO BAIL EM OUT AGAIN! ZION WAS PUSHIN AND SHOVIN ON THAT GIANT TACO MAN AND HIS WORTHLESS TEAMMATES. BIG BOY TACKO SUCKS. HE’D MAKE A GOOD WINDMILL OR A SCARECROW BUT HE’S JUST ANOTHER SHAGARI ALL-LEAN ON THE BASKETBAW FLOOR. BUT DUKE STILL HAD TO CHEAT TO BEAT ‘EM. THEM REFFERMARIES CAINT STOP KENTUCKY FROM DUNKIN ON THEIR NERDY DOOKIE HEADS! (laffs) THEM DOOKIES WANNA LOSE BEFORE THEY GIT TO U UH KAY CUZ WE GOT REE-VENGE ON OUR BIG BLUE MINDS! (laffs) BUT WE DON’T GIT DUKE TIL THE FINAL FOUR SO LET’S JUST TAKE CARE OF BIDNIZ FRIDEE NIGHT! THEN THE WILDCATS READY TO STOMP THEM NASTY NARTH CARAMALINER TURD HEELS NEXT! (laffs) THAT ROTTEN REFFERMARIE HIGGINS WAS WORKIN THE NARTH CARAMALINER GAME BUT HE CAINT REF NO U UH KAY GAMES CUZ OF THAT LAWSUIT HE LOST TO MATT JONES. (laffs)

SO AIN’T NO CHEATIN REFFERMARIE GONNA BAIL OUT THE TURD HEELS AGAINST U UH KAY! COACH CAL – HE GOES TO MASS EVER DAY – COACH CAL SAYS YOUR FAKE CATHLICK GOD IS GONNA SEE TO IT THAT NARTH CARAMALINER FINALLY GITS PUNISHED FOR RUNNIN ALL THEM FAKE CLASSES AND OTHER CHEATIN THEY BEEN DOIN ALL THESE YEARS. OUR KENTUCKY WILDCATS GO TO CLASS – SOME MANAGER TAKES THEIR TEST FOR EM BUT THEY STILL GO TO CLASS. PLUS, U UH KAY PLAYERS IS GOOD AND CLASSY! THEY WALK OLD LADIES ACROSS THE STREET AND VISIT SICK KIDS AT THE HOSPITAL AND DATE ONLY WILDCAT GIRLS AND NOT BOYS. U UH KAY IS AMERICA’S TEAM. NARTH CARAMALINER IS GOIN DOWN TO THE CATS THIS SUNDEE AND THEN WE’S CONVERGIN ON THE FINAL FOUR AGAIN. AWWWWW C-A-T-S CATS! CATS! CATS! LARRY, I HEAR LOSERVILLE FANS IS DOWN TO THE FINAL FOUR, TOO…THEIR FINAL FOUR TEETH! (laffs) COME ON, LARRY. LAUGH AT MY FUNNY COMEDY JOKES! I’M TRYING TO CHEER UP YOU LOSERVILLE FRAUDS WHO GOT NOTHIN TO LIVE FOR NO MORE.

THIS IS THE FUNNEST TIME OF YEAR, I MEAN, UNLESS YOU IS A LOSERVILLE LOSER WITH YOUR Ls DOWN CUZ YOU DONE GOT SHOWED THE DOOR BY BABY PITINO! (laffs) POOR, POOR LOSERVILLE. BABY PITINO WHOOPED Y’ALL BUT THEN GOT STOMPED BY MICHERGAN STATE. I LOVE IT! NO MORE MARCH MADNESS FOR THE SAGGY PANTS, RAP MUSIC, GANG BANG, METH LAB, GOLD CHAIN WEARIN, CUSSIN IN FRONT OF YOUR KIDS LOSERVILLE FANS. BUT HEY…WAIT! Y’ALL GOT GIRL BASKETBAW TO ACT LIKE YOU CARE ABOUT! (laffs) WAY TO GO LOSERVILLE GIRLS…THE ONLY REAL BASKETBAW PLAYERS Y’ALL GOT IN THAT GHETTO TOWN. (laffs)

BUT WATCH OUT FOR THEM KENTUCKY WILDCAT GIRLS CUZ THEY STILL IN IT, TOO. U UH KAY GIRL BASKETBAW PLAYERS STILL SMELL PURDY AND THEY WEAR RIBBONS IN THEIR HAIR AND THEY AIN’T GOT A BUNCH OF CRIPS AND BLOODS NECK TATTOOS LIKE LOSERVILLE CARDINAL TOUGH GIRLS. SO ENJOY YOUR GIRL BASKETBAW, LOSERVILLE. BIG BLUE NATION IS DUSTIN OFF OUR TROPHY SHELF CUZ WE BRINGIN HOME NUMBER NINE. TIME FOR NINE! TIME FOR NINE! TIME FOR NINE! LOSERVILLE’S DEADER THAN SLICK RICK’S JOB POTENTIAL! AWWWWWW C-A-T-S CATS! CATS! CATS!