The Kentucky Wildcats and Louisville Cardinals have both reached the Sweet 16 in the NCAA Tournament. Louisville once again is the highest-rated American TV market for game watching. Final Four Fever is throttling up again as dominating Kentucky is expected to sweep right through for the Wildcats’ 9th national championship.
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The Beasman radio script for March 23, 2015
FARDY & OH WITH 4 TO GO! FARDY & OH WITH 4 TO GO! FARDY & OH WITH 4 TO GO! CATS! CATS! CATS! YOU KNOW ALL THEM OTHER TEAMS ABOUT TO POOTY THEIR PANTS WORRIED ABOUT HAVING TO PLAY THE MIGHTY KENTUCKY WILDCATS. I BETCHA OL BOB THUGGINS IS TRYING TO TEACH HIS BOYS NEW WAYS TO PUNCH AND KICK AND GRAB BECAUSE THEY IS STREET TRASH LIKE CINCINAPLISS BUT THAT WON’T STOP THESE WILDCATS. THE REST OF Y’ALL TEAMS STILL HANGIN AROUND OUGHT TO GO AHEAD AND FARFIT RIGHT NOW CUZ THIS IS THE YEAR OF THE CATS! AND DON’T EVEN SET THERE AND SMIRK ABOUT U OF SMELL, LARRY. I GUESS LITTLE BROTHER GITS TO HANG ON FOR A FEW MORE DAYS.
WHEN LAST NIGHT’S GAME STARTED AGAINST THE NARTHERN IDAHO BOOT SCOOTIN FARM BOYS, I SEEN EM HIT A FEW THREE-POINTERS AND I SAID “WELL, I GUESS THIS TEAM GOT FIVE KYLE WILTJERS ON THERE” BUT IT TURNT OUT TO BE FOOL’S GOLD. ALL US GOOD CLASSY CAT FANS DINT GO TO BED HAPPY BECAUSE SLICK RICK AND HIS FILTHY CARDINALS IS STILL IN IT. WE WAS HOPIN U OF SMELL WOULD HAVE TO COME HOME TO MARCH SADNESS AND CRY LIKE THE PICCOLO GIRL FROM VILLER-NOVA. BUT NOW WE GOT TO LISTEN TO ANOTHER WHOLE WEEK OF CARDINAL CLAPTRAP ABOUT HOW Y’ALL IS IN IT TO WIN IT AND HOW SLICK RICK IS THE GREATEST COACH EVER AT THE SWEET 16 GAME AND HOW SLICK RICK IS A HALL-OF-FAMER WITH TWO NATIONAL CHAMPERCHIPS. IN TWO MORE WEEKS, Y’ALL LOSERVILLE SNAGGLE TOOTH, STINKBREATH, MISSPELLED TATTOO, WHISKEY-FOR-BREAKFAST, MAKING BABIES OUT OF WEDLOCK, WELFARE QUEEN, WATERFRONT PARK GRAMPA PUNCHIN, OVERRATED CARDINAL LOUDMOUTHS WILL HAVE TO BOW DOWN TO COACH CAL AND THE KENTUCKY WILDCATS AFTER WE WIN TITLE #9 AND THEN COACH CAL GOES INTO THE HALL OF FAME JUST LIKE SLICK RICK.
AND YOU SHUT YOUR BIG MOUTH ABOUT COACH CAL GOIN HOUSE HUNTIN WHILE THE CATS IS UP IN CLEVELAND CUZ HE AINT GONNA LEAVE U UH KAY AFTER THIS SEASON. COACH CAL DON’T WANT TO BE THE COACH OF THE CLEVELAND CAVS BECAUSE LEE-BRON JAMES IS OLD AND BALD NOW SO HE AINT GONNA LAST LONG NO HOW. JUST STAY AT U UH KAY, COACH CAL, AND THATAWAYS WE CAN KEEP TARMINTIN SLICK RICK LIKE WE DO NOW. HE DON’T WANT NO PIECE OF U UH KAY, AND NEITHER DOES BOB THUGGINS, OR THAT NOTRE DAME GANGSTER, OR THAT SLICK RICK WANNABE WHO COACHES WICH-ER-TAW. DON’T MATTER WHO BUBBLES UP TO PLAY THE CATS, THEY IS STUPID FOR SHOWING UP. U UH KAY ALL THE WAY AND THE REST OF YOU IS GAY. AND I CAINT BLEEVE THAT LITTLE BROTHER WICH-ER-TAW STATE BEAT THE BIG STATE SCHOOL KANSAS BECAUSE THAT’S BAD FOR ALL OF US BIGTIME STATE SCHOOLS. LOSERVILLE USED TO SQUAWK ABOUT HOW BIG BROTHER WOULDN’T PLAY THEM SO U UH KAY SAID “OK, YOU WANNA RUN WITH US?” AND NOW COACH CAL DONE BEAT YOU DOWN 7 OUT OF 8 TIMES. Y’ALL WANT TO GIT HARSE-WHIPPED BY U UH KAY ONE MORE TIME, LOSERVILLE? THEN JUST KEEP BEIN STUPID AND WINNING GAMES AND YOUR WISH WILL COME TRUE. THEY SAID THE RATINGS FOR COLLEGE BASKETBAW IS #1 IN LOSERVILLE, KENTUCKY. THAT’S ONLY BECAUSE THERE IS SO MANY GOOD CLASSY CAT FANS WATCHING AT HOME WITH THEIR WILDCAT FRIENDS. ALL THE TVs U OF SMELLERS WATCH ON IS STOLEN SO THERE AINT NO WAY TO COUNT THEM IN THE RATINGS.
HURRY UP AND LOSE, U OF SMELL, CUZ YOU AINT GONNA LIKE THE PUNCH IN THE FACE COACH CAL GONNA GIVE YOU IF YOU SURVIVE LONG ENOUGH TO PLAY US. RUN FOR YOUR LIFE, WEST VIRGINIA. YOU BUNCH OF MOONSHINE MAKIN, COUCH BURNIN, TOOTHLESS, ILLITERATE, INCEST-LOVIN, MOUNTAIN SCUM, MUSKET SHOOTIN HILLBILLIES IS ABOUT TO GIT YOUR JAW JACKED BY AMERICA’S WILDCATS. NOT NO FRAUD HIPPIE DOPE SMOKIN ARIZONA WILDCATS. THE REAL WILDCATS OF KENTUCKY! WHERE BASKETBAW IS #1 AND EDUMACATION AINT. FARDY & OH WITH 4 TO GO! FARDY & OH WITH 4 TO GO! FARDY & OH WITH 4 TO GO! WEST VIRGINNY, YOUR ORDER IS READY…A STEAMIN HOT PLATE OF BIG BLUE BEATDOWN IS ABOUT TO BE SERVED!
