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DJ Woke Woke presents your 2020 sensitive male candidates and three more predatory songs to purge

illustration: New York Times

There is zero chance that a man or anyone identifying as a man will be the Democrat nominee for the presidency in 2020. A New York Times opinion piece featured the parade of woke boys who are delusional enough to think they have a chance.

And now to the next grouping of DJ Woke Woke’s never-to-be-played-again songs that are too predatory for #MeToo ears. Time’s up, pervs!

Rod Stewart’s “Hot Legs”

Imagine how my daddy felt
In your jet black suspender belt
Seventeen years old,
He’s trudging sixty four
You got legs right up to your neck
You’re makin’ me a physical wreck
I’m talkin’ to you
Hot legs in your satin shoes
Hot legs, are you still in school?
Hot legs, you’re makin’ me a fool
I love you, honey

The Cars “Let’s Go”

She’s driving away with the dim lights on
She’s making a play and she can’t go wrong
She never waits too long
She’s winding them down on her clock machine
And she won’t give up ’cause she’s seventeen
She’s a frozen fire
She’s my one desire
And I don’t want to hold her down
Don’t want to break her crown
When she says, let’s go
I like the nightlife baby
She says, let’s go

Dire Straits “Money for Nothing”

See the little faggot with the earring and the makeup
Yeah buddy that’s his own hair
That little faggot got his own jet airplane
That little faggot, he’s a millionaire

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