THE BEASMAN cats is back
GUNS UP! Ls DOWN! GUNS UP! Ls DOWN! (laffs) OH LARRY, US TRUE BLUE KENTUCKY WILDCAT FANS KNOW HOW TO MOCK OUR OPPONENTS WITH HAND JIVE! (laffs) DID YOU SEE HOW OUR GOOD AND CLASSY KENTUCKY WILDCAT PLAYERS WAS MOCKIN THEM TEXAS TECH LOUDMOUTHS? WE TOOK THEIR “GUNS UP” HAND SIGN AND FLIPPED IT DOWN JUST LIKE WE DO TO U OF SMELL!

SO NOW IT’S GUNS DOWN AND Ls DOWN! (laffs) I LOVE IT! THE CATS WON BIG ON THE ROAD SHOWIN THEM TEXAS COWBOYS THEY JUST A BUNCH OF BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN GIRLS! (laffs) OUR KENTUCKY PLAYERS WAS A-MOCKIN THAT CROWD DOIN THE GUNS DOWN SIGN! (laffs) I LOVE IT!

YOU CAINT GIT NO TECK-NER-KEL FOUL BY MOCKIN THE CROWD, JUST FOR TAUNTIN THE OTHER PLAYER SO OUR WILDCATS IS GOOD AT CROWD TAUNTIN! (laffs)

SHUT UP, CROWD! WE IS THE CATS AND Y’ALL SUCK! GUNS DOWN! (laffs) AND U UH KAY GOT A SUPERSTAR PLAYER NOW NAME OF NICK RICHARDS…HIS FRIENDS CALLS HIM NICK DICKS! (laffs) BIG NICK DICKS DOMMERATED THEM TEXAS TECH “GUNNNNNNNSSSSSS DOWN” SISSIES TO WHOOP ‘EM DOWN THERE IN TEXAS AND MAKE BIG BLUE NATION CELERMABRATE AGAIN! I LOVVVVE IT!

We’ve had elite players and plenty of unforgettable performances before,

Yet no one has ever gotten a @ukcoachcalipari 😘.

This is junior year @IamNickRichards though 😻 | #TGT #BBN pic.twitter.com/R6rO1ohj3R

— Kentucky Basketball (@KentuckyMBB) January 26, 2020

AFTER THE GAME, COACH CAL KISSED NICK DICKS RIGHT ON THE HEAD! THE OTHER AWESOME WILDCATS LIKE NICK SISTER AND MAXEY PAD AND QUICKLEY PIGGLY WIGGLY LAUGHED WHILE NICK DICKS TRIED TO SQUIRM OUT OF IT CUZ HE AIN’T NO SWISHY BOY! (laffs) BOTTOM LINE IS THE KENTUCKY WILDCATS IS BACK, BABY! WE IS MOVIN UP IN THE PO AND PLAYIN A BUNCH OF RUM DUMMIES THE NEXT FEW WEEKS!

SO BRING ON MARCH MADNESS CUZ WE GONNA WIN IT ALL! THIRTY-SIX & FOUR! THIRTY-SIX & FOUR! THIRTY-SIX & FOUR! AWWWWWWWW C-A-T-S CATS! CATS! CATS! LAST WEEK I WAS MAD AT COACH CAL BUT I DONE GOT OVER IT NOW THAT WE WON A FEW GAMES AND COACH CAL DINT BLOW THIS HERE OVERTIME AGAINST THEM OBNOXIOUS TEXAS TECH RED RASHES! THEY WEAR THAT UGLY RED JUST LIKE LOSERVILLE SO IT WAS EASY FOR US GOOD AND CLASSY CAT FANS TO HATE ‘EM!

(laffs) OH…BIG WHOOPTY DO. U OF SMELL BEAT CLEMSOR. WOW! THE A.C.C. TEAMS SUCK WHEN COMPARED TO THE S.E.C. PIREHOUSES LIKE U UH KAY AND….WELL…U UH KAY! I SEEN SOMETHIN BOUT YOU AND COACH BALDY MACK AND VANETTI GIVING AWAY DONUTS AT YOUR DAUGHTERS’ SCHOOL! GOOD PRACTICE, LARRY, CUZ ALL THREE OF YOU FLUNKIES GONNA BE WORKIN AT DUNKIN’ DONUTS AFTER U UH KAY CRUSHES YOUR STUPID CARDINAL DREAMS COME MARCH MADNESS!

WE WANT Y’ALL AGAIN, LARRY, CUZ YOU KNOW BALDY MACK CAINT BEAT U UH KAY EVEN WHEN HE HAD THE GOODER TEAM LAST MONTH! FAILLLL-YURE! CATS WIN IN OVERTIME CUZ THE CARDINAL BIRDS CAINT SHOOT FREE THROWS! PROLLY FROM EATIN TOO MANY FREE DONUTS! SO KEEP HANDIN OUT DONUTS TO ALL YOUR WELFARE STAMP CARDINAL FANS! Y’ALL BETTER HOPE LOSERVILLE GOES INTO A LONG LOSIN STREAK SO YOU CAN GO TO THE N.I.T.

WHERE YOU BLONG INSTEAD OF TRYIN TO RUN WITH THE BIG GUYS LIKE NICK DICKS AND HIS KENTUCKY WILDCATS! WE RUNNIN THE TABLE FROM HERE ON OUT! BIG BLUE IS COMIN FOR YOU, AMERICA! WE AIN’T SKEERED OF NO BAYLOR, DUKE, GONZAGGER, AND CERTAINLY NOT NO LOSERVILLE WHO WE ALREADY MADE OUR BEE-OTCH AGAIN! (laffs) COACH CAL NEEDS TO KEEP KISSIN ALL OUR CATS CUZ WE PEAKIN RIGHT AT THE RIGHT TIME! U UH KAY FLIES WHILE U OF SMELL DIES! I LOVE IT! GUNS DOWN! Ls DOWN! DUKE DOWN! FLORIDER DOWN! VANDERSMELT DOWN! Y’ALL ALL GOIN DOWN TO THE GOOD AND CLASSY KENTUCKY WILDCATS! AWWWWWWW C-A-T-S CATS! CATS! CATS! THIRTY-SIX & FOUR! THIRTY-SIX & FOUR! THIRTY-SIX & FOUR!