UofL played a terrific game against a talent-heavy Kentucky squad, relieving pressure on what’s been a lopsided rivalry. Big win for Louisville. Great night for Quentin Snider & Deng Adel vs UK’s vaunted guard tandem of Malik Monk and De’Aaron Fox.

My radio buddy The Beasman isn’t happy about his Cats, his Coach, or his Christmas.

Along with Heisman Trophy winner Lamar Jackson, Louisville Ballard alum Quentin “Q” Snider both became the toasts of the holiday season on Planet Red.

One little Q down in Louville knew…
this Christmas would not be blue#L1C4 pic.twitter.com/RqR8d6Eqn2

— Terry Meiners (@terrymeiners) December 22, 2016

THE BEASMAN cats lose to cards
(sad with sniffles) MAYBE COACH CAL SHOULDA STOLE YOUR PLAYBOOK, YOU BUNCH OF CROSS-EYED, TWO-BIT, GOD-HATIN LOSERVILLE SCUM. I JUST CAINT BLEEVE IT, LARRY, I JUST CAINT. I HOPE YOU AND YOUR GAY BOYFRIEND SLICK RICK IS PROUD OF YOURSELFS.…AIN’T NO MERRY CHRISTMAS ACROSS KENTUCKY NOW.

NOBODY GOT NO SLEEP LAST NIGHT. LITTLE WILDCAT CHILDREN IS CRYIN IN THEIR MAMA’S ARMS, THINKIN SANTY CLAUS DONE TURNT ON BIG BLUE NATION. GROWED MEN IS SETTIN BY THEIR POT BELLY STOVES WONDERIN IF COACH CAL IS WARSHED UP. COON DOGS IS HIDIN FROM GITTIN KICKED. WILDCAT WIVES DONE FALLED OUT OF LOVE WITH COACH CAL. U UH KAY FANS IS TAKIN DOWN THEIR CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS AND JUST HOPIN THAT MARCH MADNESS WILL HURRY UP AND GIT HERE. AIN’T NO HOLLY JOLLY CHRISTMAS TO BE HAD IN KENTUCKY NOW.

(get fired up) DADGUMMIT, THAT WILDCAT MALIK MONK WAS POSED TO BE THE NEW MICHAEL JORDAN! WELL HE SUCKED AGAINST U OF SMELL, SHOOTIN LIKE STEVIE WONDER AND LETTIN THAT LITTLE WHITE BOY LEVITCH KEEP HIM IN CHECK. DADGUMMIT, THAT’S LIKE GITTIN GUARDED BY THE JOHNNY UNITAS STATUE. BUT MONK COULDN’T GIT IT DONE. MAYBE THAT WAS A IM-POSTER OUT THERE WEARIN NUMBER 5 CUZ THAT SURE WEREN’T THE GUY WE SEEN AGIN NARTH CARAMALINER! AND DEE-RON FOX WEREN’T NO GOODER.

FOX COULDN’T GUARD A CLOSET DOOR AND DINT SCORE ENOUGH TO MAKE UP FOR MONK THE FLUNK. I THUNK YOU SAID DEE-RON FOX WAS LIGHTNIN IN A BOTTLE! HE’S MORE LIKE MOLASSES IN A BOTTLE. THEM U UH KAY GUARDS WAS TURRIBLE AND U OF SMELL’S LITTLE GUY LOOKED ALL-WORLD.

THAT QUINLEN SNIDER MADE BASKETS LIKE HE NEVER DONE BEFORE. COACH CAL SHOULDA HAD BIG OL DEREK WILLIS OUT THERE POPPIN QUINLIN SNIDER UPSIDE THE HEAD BUT NAWWW, CAL JUST LET HIM KEEP ON SHOOTIN. BIG OL BAM WAS POST TO BE THE DOMMERATOR BUT THAT EGYPTIAN FELLER WITH THE TOUPEE HELD HIS OWN. I MEAN BAM GOTTA COUPLE OF DUNKS BUT HE SHOULDA HAD ABOUT A HUNDERD MORE. THE EGYPTIAN FELLER’S HAIR NEVER GOT MESSED UP THE WHOLE TIME SO I GUESS BAM DINT RUFFLE HIM. AND BRISCOE IS A FRAUD. GIT HIM OUTTA THERE. AND THAT WENYAN FUNYON ONION OR WHATEVER HIS NAME IS CAINT PLAY A LICK, NEITHER.

COACH CAL IS PICKIN UP BAD RECRUITS THESE DAYS. KENTUCKY NEEDS TO GO OUT THERE AND FIND THE NEW COW MACYS AND THE NEW SAM BOWIES INSTEAD OF THESE SISSY PRETENDERS WE GOT RIGHT NOW. WHAT IN THE SAM HILL AM I GONNA DO FOR CHRISTMAS CHURCH SERVICE? MY PREACHER IS GONNA BE TAWKIN ABOUT CHRISTMAS MIRACLES AND I’LL BE CUSSIN BACK THAT GOD DONE SMITED U UH KAY. WE DINT GIT NO MIRACLE. WE GOTTA LUMP OF COAL! NOW I’M THINKIN ABOUT U UH KAY GOIN TO THE N.I.T. INSTEAD OF TARMINTIN U OF SMELL IDIOTS LIKE I USUALLY DO.

DADGUMMIT, US GOOD AND CLASSY CAT FANS CAINT EVEN COME OUT OF THE HOUSE TIL THE BO GAMES NOW OR ELSE WE GONNA GIT TEASED BY BOOZE-BREATH CARDINAL LOUDMOUTHS CALLIN US OVER-RATED! OVER-RATED! MEANTIME ALL THESE GANG BANG, SNAGGLE TOOTH U OF SMELL SAGGY PANTS, RAP MUSIC, BACKWARDS CAP, NECK TATTOO, WELFARE QUEEN, OBAMA PHONE, GUN TOTIN, THUG WANNABE LOSERVILLE CARDINAL BIRD FANS IS OUT THERE LAUGHING THEIR HO, HO, HO, HOLLY JOLLY CHRISTMAS, DECK THE HALLS WITH BOUGHS OF JOLLY. AIN’T NO FA LA LA LA LAAAA’ING IN WILDCAT COUNTRY.

THANKS FOR NOTHIN, COACH CAL. YOU MIGHT AS WELL PAINT YOUR FACE GREEN AND BE THE U UH KAY GRINCH NOW THAT OUR SEASON IS RUINT AND WE CAINT EVEN ENJOY U OF SMELL’S SCANDALS OR STOOPS TROOPS WINNIN THE FOOTBAW GAME. THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS IS WHO WINS THE BASKETBAW GAME AND SO NOW U UH KAY FANS GOT TO DO THE WALK OF SHAME. YOU SUCK, COACH CAL. AND GIT RID OF THAT LOSERVILLE REJECT KENNY PAYNE AS ASSISTANT COACH. HE’S TURNIN YOU INTO A U OF SMELL RUM DUMMY. CHRISTMAS IS CANCELLED. AND IF YOU DON’T RUN THE TABLE THE REST OF THE WAY, SO IS YOUR CONTRACT.

Watch this edited version of the entire game in only 20 minutes. Nice going, Cardinals! #L1C4