Howell Dawdy, the most revered singer in the world, finally got around to celebrating his hometown. His new song LOUISVILLE will be #1 when next week's streaming charts are released. Reviews are in: Cardi B: "That's dope!" Jay Z said of Dawdy: "Who?" Eminem and Machine Gun Kelly have ended their beef and are now joined together in dissing Howell, calling him a "fake ass Kanye wannabe." Nonetheless, Howell Dawdy trudges forward. Mayor Fishback named Dawdy "Citizen of the Century" and Humana removed its Ali building banner and replaced it with a classic photo of Dawdy sitting on the toilet. Commuters are stopping on the interstate to take photos. The traffic backups rival those of populations escaping hurricane mayhem. God bless you for promoting The Ville,