There are three boobs in this photograph. Two of them are in some serious trouble. That's me with 2014's Miss Kentucky and we have our clothes on. Ramsey Carpenter visited my radio show twice during her reign as the commonwealth's crowned head. She seemed nice, bragged about her love of the Kentucky Wildcats, and never asked if I wanted to see her naked. Here's a picture of Ramsey yesterday. It's her mugshot. Whoa! That's a hot cup of coffee in the lap. What in the name of hoobastank is a-going on here? After she realized I was already taken, Ramsey married a rich guy named Charles "Chas" Bearse two years ago. He's part of the family that owns Massey Coal Company. I'm