THE BEASMAN uk beats tenn THANKS FOR NOTHIN, LOSERVILLE! (laffs) YāALL BUNCH OF BRAINLESS, SPINELESS, TWO BIT NECK TATTOO, SAGGY PANTS, RAP MUSIC, WHISKEY FOR BREAKFAST, MAKIN BABIES OUT OF WEDLOCK CARDINAL CONVICTS GOT A 99.9% CHANCE TO BEAT THEM ROTTEN DUKIES AND YOU BLOWED IT. (laffs) THE ONE DADGUM TIME YOU LOSERVILLE NITWITS GOT A CHANCE TO HELP THE KENTUCKY WILDCATS AND YOU FOLDED LIKE A TWO DOLLAR TENT. (laffs) THANKS FOR NOTHIN, YOU BUNCH OF CARDINAL FRAUDS! IF YāALL WOULDA TOOK CARE OF BIDNIZ AGAINST THEM DUKIES THEN U UH KAY WOULD PROBLEE BE #1 IN THE PO AFTER BLOWIN OUT THEM TENNERSEE WANNABES. (laffs) DID YOU SEE THE BIG BLUE NATION DOMMERATE TENNERSEE? (laffs) IT WAS AWESOME,
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The Beasman can’t kiss Coach Cal on his 60th because only U of Smell coaches mess around
THE BEASMAN cats rolling and duke is coming for u of smell HOW YOU DOIN, LARRY MINNER? SURELY ALL YOU SNAGGLE TOOTH CARDINAL FANS IS COMIN UP WITH GOOD EXCUSES FOR WHY DUKE BEAT YOUR BRAINS OUT. (laffs) LARRY, YāALL NEED TO LEARN HOW TO CHEAT LIKE DUKE DOES, YOU KNOW, LIKE PAYIN OFF ZION WILLIAMSTON AND NEVER GITTIN CAUGHT LIKE YāALL DONE DID WITH BRIAN BLOWHARD. (laffs) Headed back to the Bull City like š pic.twitter.com/E02WTi9Lun— Duke Basketball (@DukeMBB) February 10, 2019 LARRY, IF YOU GONNA PAY OFF PLAYERS, AT LEAST PAY OFF THE GOOD ONES! (laffs) AST COACH CAL! HE TAKES THEIR MOMS TO CHURCH AND LETāS EM KEEP THE COLLECTION PLATE AFTER A BUNCH OF
Cats steamroll Kansas, butthurt U of Smellers hate on purdy Wildcat girl
THE BEASMAN uk beats Kansas HEY LAREEEEE! LARRY DADGUM MINNER! I LOVE THAT PITCHER OF THE U UH KAY FAN GIRL SHOWIN Ls DOWN AT THE KANSAS GAME. (laffs) THE CURIO JOURNAL GUY PUT THAT PITCHER ON THE TWITTER AND ALL THE U OF SMELL LITTLE BROTHER CRYBABIES LOST THEIR MINDS CUZ A PURDY WILDCAT GIRL WAS A-MOCKIN U OF SMELL EVEN THOUGH WE WAS PLAYIN KANSAS! (laffs) DONāT YāALL CROOKED TEETH CARDINAL FANS NEVER STOP WORRYIN ABOUT THE KENTUCKY WILDCATS? (laffs) YāALL SAID SHE WAS OBSESSINā ABOUT LOSERVILLE BUT YāALL THE ONES GOT BUTTHURT. (laffs) CRY, CRY, CRY! THATāS ALL YOU LITTLE BROTHER, DUMPSTER FIRE, F.B.I. INVESTERGATION CONVICTS CAN DO CUZ YOU KNOW BIG BLUE
Cards get their jaws jacked in the NIT, the Beasman suggest a Toys R Us strategy to go out of business
THE BEASMAN cards pounded by miss state (laffs) I BEEN A-LAUGHIN ALL LAST NIGHT AND TODAY WATCHING U OF SMELLāS DUMPSTER FIRE TURN INTO A INFERNO! GOVERNOR BLEVINS NEEDS TO DEE-CLARE THE U OF SMELL ATHLETICS DEE-PARTMENT A DISASTER AREA. IN CASE YOU DINT GIT THE LICENSE PLATE NUMBER OFF THE TRUCK THAT SMASHED YOUR N.I.T. DREAMS, IT SAID āMISTERSIPPI STATE.ā (laffs) LOOK OUT, CARDINAL BIRDSā¦HERE COMES ANOTHER SLAM DUNK DOWN ON YOUR POINTY CHEATIN HEADS! LARRY, THE S.E.C. JACKS LITTLE BROTHERāS JAW AND EVERTHANG IS HAP-HA-HAPPY IN BIG BLUE NATION! HOW YOU DOIN, LARRY? IāM SO PROUD OF YOU FOR NOT KILLIN YOURSELF. I FIGGERED LOTS OF CARDINAL CRYBABY FANS WOULD JUMP
De’Aaron Fox: I love my brothers
One and done players feel the pain, sports fans. Here is De'Aaron Fox in the Kentucky locker room after a numbing finish to his season and career at UK. Very emotional Kentucky locker room as expected. pic.twitter.com/ksNn4iOGHW— Joe Mussatto (@joe_mussatto) March 26, 2017 That's how much these games mean to players who spend less than one year in John Calipari's hyper-successful recruitment system. North Carolina topped Kentucky 75-73 after digging out of a 5 point deficit to take a 5 point lead. But wait, Kentucky would score quick buckets in the last minute to tie the game with 7 seconds remaining. But North Carolina drained a shot with barely any time remaining. Classic. North Carolina moves
Hoosier doozy
The Indiana Hoosiers beat the Kentucky Wildcats 73-67 in the second round of the NCAA Tournament, a very rare early departure for UK. Kentucky coach John Calipari was gracious in defeat, telling Indiana coach Tom Crean "I'm happy for you." Crean has been pilloried by IU fans in recent years for what they consider slow progress. 2015 gave us Crying Piccolo GirlNow, 2016 gives us...Crying Saxophone Girl. pic.twitter.com/f6x9ZRBOlp— CBS Sports (@CBSSports) March 19, 2016 A member of the UK band is the early frontrunner for Meme Queen of the Tournament The Crying Jordan meme was quickly pressed into service... ...generating bitterness from some sensitive UK fans. Louisville fans are reveling in schadenfreude, or enjoying the misery of others. Kentucky fans have
UK – either beasts of the east or Hoosier meat
THE BEASMAN cats vs hoosiers SHUT YOUR SNAGGLE TOOTH MOUTH ABOUT U UH KAY GONNA HAVE TO PLAY THEM NASTY INJIANNER HOOSIER DADDIES. WE AINāT AFRAID OF NO TOM CREAM AND YOGI THE BEAR. THEM INJIANNER FANS IS A BUNCH OF COURT STORMINā LITTLE BROTHERS WHO WISH THEY WAS KENTUCKY. BRING āEM ON, DADGUMMIT. U UH KAY OPENS AGAINST THE STONEYBROOK THEATER USHERS AND INJIANNER GOT CHATTERNOOGA CHOO CHOO. SO WE IS BOTH GONNA WIN. LETāS GO AHEAD AND PLAY A DOUBLEHEADER THURSDEE NIGHT AND GIT IT OVER WITH. BIG BLUE NATION CAN SEND THEM INJIANNER OLD TIMEY CANDY STRIPER SISSIES PACKIN FOR HOME ON OPENIN NIGHT. U UH KAY GONNA WIN
March Crassness
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