THE BEASMAN baseball frenzy HEY LARRY, YOU GOT A MINUTE TO TAWK TO ME OR IS YOU STILL ON THE OTHER LINE TELLING YOUR BOYFRIEND SLICK RICK THAT YOU LOVE HIM AND WANT TO HAVE HIS BABY? (laffs) COME ON, LAUGH A LITTLE BIT, LARRY. THIS WILL BE THE ONLY JOSHIN YOU GONNA GIT TO DO THIS WEEK CUZ YOU AND ALL YOUR SNAGGLE TOOTH, NECK TATTOO, BEER BREATH, SAGGY PANTS, RAP MUSIC, RANDOM MURDERIN’ U OF SMELL CARDINAL FANS IS ABOUT TO GIT YOUR JOCK ROCKED BY THE BIG BLUE KENTUCKY WILDCAT BASEBAW TEAM! I KNOW I CALLED YOU TWO WEEKS AGO AND SAID THAT BASEBAW WAS GAY AND Y’ALL ONLY ACT LIKE YOU CARE ‘BOUT BASEBAW
Tag: larry minner
The Beasman: Now the heat is on with Diallo returning to UK
THE BEASMAN Diablo is back GO BIG BLUE! GO BIG BLUE! ALL US GOOD AND CLASSY U UH WILDCAT FANS IS JUMPIN FOR JOY CUZ EL DIABLO IS COMIN BACK TO KENTUCKY! YEP, COACH CAL DONE GOT ON HIS HOVER BOARD AND ROAD IT ALL THE WAY TO NEW YARK TO BEG THE GREATEST BASKETBAW PLAYER WHO EVER LIVED, EL DIABLO TO COME BACK TO LEXINUN AFTER THAT STUPID DUMMY BAMBA SAID HE’S TOO SKEERED TO BE A WILDCAT. SO DIABLO SAYS TO HISSELF, HE SAYS: DO I WANNA GO TO N.B.A. HELL WITH SOME SUCKY TEAM OR DO I WANNA BE IN WILDCAT HEAVEN WITH PURDY GIRLS SWARMIN ALL OVER ME, LIVE IN A PALACE
Wednesday is the Turd Day of the week
radio script THE BEASMAN go north caramaliner GO TURD HEELS! GO TURD HEELS! BEAT THAT VILLE! BEAT THAT VILLE! LARRY, LARRY, LARRY! I BET YOU WAS UP LATE LAST NIGHT PULLIN REAL HARD FOR MIZZOU TO UPSET THE KENTUCKY WILDCATS SO I’S JUST RETURNIN THE FLAVOR. GO TURD HEELS! GO TURD HEELS! KENTUCKY BLUE LOVES CARAMALINER BLUE TONIGHT! ALL US GOOD AND CLASSY CAT FANS GOT US A LUMPY VICTREE OVER MISS-OOR-UH LASS NIGHT BUT A WIN IS A WIN. WE’LL TAKE IT, DADGUMMIT! COACH CAL GOT A T. DE-ANDREA FOX WAS DOWN ON THE GROUND AND LOOKIN BROKE. BUT BAM AND DOM AND WILL AND MONK AND DRAKE