THE BEASMAN cats bowl and cards lose GO BIG BLUE! GO BIG BLUE! AWWWWWW C-A-T-S CATS! CATS! CATS! DOUBLE DIPPINā WILDCATS ON DEE-CEMBER 29, CAT FANS! TWO BIG BLUE BLOWOUTS IN ONE DAY! WE GONNA DESTROY THE CRIMINAL CARDINAL BIRDS AT 1 OāCLOCK AND THEN LATER THE STOOPS TROOPS GONNA PUT A SMACKDOWN ON ONE OF THEM DIE-RECTIONAL COLLEGESā¦SOMETHIN CALLED THE NARTHWESTERN. AINāT THAT A AIRLINE? ALL US GOOD AND CLASSY CAT FANS GIT TO DRIVE TO NASHVILLE FOR OUR BO GAME BUT THE DIRTY BIRDS GOT TO GIT ALL THE WAY TO FLARIDER FOR THEIRSā¦WHERE THEY GONNA LOSE TO ANOTHER S.E.C. SCHOOL. AND THEN BOBBY PETRINKO GONNA GIT FIRED NO MATTER IF
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The Beasman don’t wanna live in a world where his Cats lose to them Dirty Birds
THE BEASMAN cats lose (1) (crying) I HOPE YOU DIE SOON, LARRY. (crying) I HEAR YOU A-S-S-S-S-SMIRKIN BOUT U UH KAYāS P-P-P-PAIN. ONLY A LOWDOWN, TOOTHLESS, B-B-B-B-BRAINLESS U OF SMELL SAGGY PANTS, NECK TATTOO THUG LIKE YOU HAS THE AUDACERATION TO MOCK US GOOD AND CLASSY CAT FANS WHILE WE IS DOWN. (crying) YOU SUCK, LARRY. (crying) POOR LITTLE WILDCAT KIDS COULDNāT GO BACK TO SCHOOL THIS MARNIN CUZ THEYāS DEE-PRESSED. (crying) MOST OF THE GROWED UP WILDCAT FANS BEEN DRUNK SINCE HALFWAY THROUGH THE THIRD QUARTER WHEN WE ALL LEFT THE STADIUM TO CRY IN THE PARKINā LOT. (crying) NOBODY BURNT UP NO COUCHES. NOBODY GOT TO SPRAYPAINT CUSS WORDS ON THE SIDE OF
The Beasman: BBN prays for U of Smell shoe pimp indictments
THE BEASMAN more indictments HEY LARRY, DID ANY OF YOUR U OF SMELL CARDINAL BUDDIES GIT INDICTED TODAY? (laffs) THE DAY AINāT OVER YET! (laffs) WHY DONāT YOU JUST KILL YOURSELF, LARRY? YOUR CARDINAL PROGRUM IS IN ASHES. THE U OF SMELL DUMPSTER FIRE AINāT NEVER GONNA GO OUT CUZ THE NC2A IS A-COMIN WITH THE DEATH PENALTY! DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAATH PENALTY! (laffs) I LOVE IT! I SEEN THEY INDICTED CHUCK PERSON FOR ALL THAT SHOE PIMP MONEY BRIBERY STUFF. AND THEY GOT THAT FANCY SUIT MAN, TOO. YOU AND ALL YOUR CARDINAL BUDDIES IS HOPIN THAT THE SUIT MAN IS GONNA TURN ON HIS CLIENTS CONNECTED TO U UH KAY
The Beasman: UK losses don’t matter as long as there is joy in U of Smell’s misery
radio sketch, Monday, November 6, 2017 SHUT YER SNAGGLE TOOTH MOUTH, LARRY MINNER. DONāT MATTER IF U UH KAY BLOWED THAT FOOTBAW GAME WITH 5 SECONDS LEFT. DONāT MATTER IF OUR PUNTER GOT ARRESTED FOR D.U.I. DONāT MATTER IF COACH CAL DONāT WIN IT ALL EVER MARCH MADNESS. ALL US GOOD CLASSY CAT FANS IS STILL ENJOYIN U OF SMELL HELL. AS LONG AS THE NC2A IS COMIN WITH THE CARDINAL DEATH PENALTY, AINāT NOTHIN BUT LOVE, LOVE, LOVE IN THE AIR FOR KENTUCKY WILDCAT FANS! (laffs) EVER DAY IS ANOTHER U OF SMELL TRAGEDY. YāALL TRYIN TO ACT LIKE ITāS ALL GOOD NOW AND YāALL JUST GONNA ZIPPITY DO DAH ALONG LIKE YOU AINāT
The Beasman: Big Boo Nation loves Halloween every day in Loserville
The Beasman air date: 10.31.17 BOOOOOOO! BOOOOOO! GLOOOOOOOM & DOOOOOOOM IS ALL AROUND LOSERVILLE, THE LITTLE BROTHER WHO FEARS BIG BOO NATION! (laffs) YāALL DONāT NEED NO HAUNTED HOUSE CUZ U OF SMELL IS LIVIN IN IT EVER DAY! ALL THEM SKEERED FACES ON EVER CARNER AS THEY WAIT THE NC2A GRIMMMMMMM REAPER. GRIM REAPER DONE COME FOR SLICK RICK AND TOMMY TURTLENECK AND NOW HEāS A-COMIN FOR THAT FAKE NEWS CHAMPERCHIP BANNER! TAKE IT DOWN! TAKE IT DOWN! (laffs) THIS HERE IS A SAD HALLER-WEEN FOR YOU, AINT IT LARRY? MEMBER THAT CHARLIE BROWN TV CARTOON WHERE HE GOES TRICK-OR-TREATIN AND EVER TIME HE LOOKS IN HIS BAG HE SAYS āI GOT A ROCK.ā
The Beasman revels in UofL’s misery, hopes Larry Minner gets fired and replaced by Matt Jones
The Beasman has been giggling for three weeks as he watches UofL's meltdown continue. Rick's gone and now Tommy J has been voted out. Could a three-fer bring the end of the Larry Minner show with Matt Jones finally landing on WHAS? Sorry, little buddy. Hold that cardboard box for at least one more week. Matt Jones and Tony Vanetti are still lawyering up to answer claims by groupies that they like to watch each other shower.
GIDDY CITY – The Beasman & Cat fans bask in UofL’s misery
For University of Louisville fans and the city that benefits from its revenue and research, today's announcement of an FBI sting involving coaches and multiple recruits was as tough as it gets. UK superman The Beasman didn't miss an opportunity to revel in schadenfreude. The wide ranging probe could involve many more schools. Let's just see where all the overpriced shoes drop.
The Beasman: UK pimp slaps USM while U of Smell limps past Purdue
AWWW C-A-T-S CATS! CATS! CATS! GO BIG BLUE! WE IS #1 IN FOOTBAW. COACH CAL IS #1 IN HURRICANE FUNDRAISIN. AND U OF SMELL STILL SUCKS LIKE LAST YEAR! BIG BLUE NATION RULES THE WORLD! HEY LAREEEEEEEEE! LARRY DADGUM MINNER! YOUR CARDINAL BIRDS LOOKED LIKE THEY STILL GOT THE FUMBLE-ITIS THEY HAD LASS YEAR WHEN U UH KAY BEAT āEM AND TURNT EM INTO NOBODIES. WHATāS THE MATTER WITH THEM CARDINAL CONVICTS, LARRY? DO THEY THINK THAT FOOTBAW IS A SUBPOENA OR A HAND GRENADE? AINāT NONE OF āEM WANTS TO HODE ONTO IT. LAY-MAR JACKSON WAS OK BUT THE REST OF EM SUCKED. I TELL YOU WHAT, ALL US GOOD AND
“The Shepherd” Beasman decides to save Larry Minner’s sinful soul
THE BEASMAN saving souls LARRY, THIS IS MY LAST PHONE CALL TO YOU EVER. AND I MEAN EVER. I DONE HAD WHAT YOU CALL A SPIRITUAL AWAKENER. YEAH. YESTERDEE IN CHURCH, MY PASTOR WAS UP THERE A-PREACHING FROM THE GOOD BOOK AND HE SAID SOMETHING LIKE: āTHE LARD SAID DONāT BE UGLY-ETH TO THE POOR OR THE DUMB ONES, FOR THEY IS ALL GODāS CHILDREN. FOR HE WHO LOOKETH DOWN HIS NOSE AT THE NITWITS WILL BE BANISHED TO HADES FOR ALL ETERNITY.ā AND I THUNK TO MYSELF, I SAID BEASMAN, YOU GOTTA STOP JOSHIN LARRY MINNER JUST CUZ HEāS A U OF SMELL SNAGGLE TOOTH BUTTKISSINā APOLOGIST. I DONāT WANNA BURN IN ETERNAL HADES JUST
The Beasman’s summer love is the UofL audit
THE BEASMAN the audit of uk dominance OH, BIG WHOOPTY DO. U OF SMELL BASEBAW GOIN TO THE COLLEGE WORLD SERIOUS WHERE THE CROWD IS LESS THAN ONE TENTH OF THE BIG BLUE MADNESS CROWD. IS YāALL SNAGGLE TOOTH CARDINAL CONVICTS REALLY GONNA ACT LIKE YOU CARE ABOUT A STUPID BASEBAW GAME? ITāS NO WONDER THAT EVERBODY IN YOUR FILTHY GHETTO TOWN IS ON HEROIN CUZ GETTING HIGH IS THE ONLY WAY ANYBODY CAN SET THROUGH NINE INNINGS OF BORINGNESS. THE ONLY SPORT THAT MATTERS IN THIS STATE IS BASKETBAW AND YOU KNOW IT, YOU PENCIL NECK, BAD BREATH, CROSS EYED CARDINAL BUTT KISSER. IāD RATHER KILL MYSELF THAN HAVE TO PRETEND LIKE BASEBAW IS INNERESTIN AND THATāS HOW