THE BEASMAN bevin loses and cats win HEY LAAARRRRRREEEEEE! (laffs) THE CHAMP IS HERE! THE CHAMP IS HERE! THE CHAMP IS HERE! (laffs) DID YOU AND YOUR BOYFRIEND SLICK RICK STAY UP TO WATCH THE KENTUCKY WILDCATS BEAT #1 TO BECOME #1? (laffs) THAT’S WHAT JUST HAPPENED, YOU BALD HAIRED, LOSERVILLE LOVIN, TRAITOR TURNCOAT, U OF SMELL FRAUD! (laffs) THE KENTUCKY WILDCATS IS NOW #1 IN AMURICA CUZ THEY PUNKED TOM IZZO AND HIS BIG TEN BORING 1950s BASKETBAW TEAM. CATS! CATS! CATS! BLUE GITS IN! BLUE GITS IN! NEW YARK WAS FILT WITH WILDCAT FANS PARKIN THEIR CAMPERS IN CENTRAL PARK. TYREESE MAXEY IS THE WILDCATS NEW JOHN WALL! HE WAS JACKING UP THREES AND OL TOM IZZO
Tag: Kentucky
A gamble that didn’t pay off for Matt Bevin
In last night's debate, Matt Bevin tried to say with absolute certainty that he never made his false and erratic claim that someone commits suicide in a casino every night.@MattBevin, you asked for the tape, so we found it for you. pic.twitter.com/SUqHmL9uWW— Andy Beshear (@AndyBeshearKY) October 27, 2019 Note to self: never dare someone to produce a tape if there is even the remotest possibility that the tape exists. Governor Matt Bevin denied ever saying that a gambler commits suicide every day in an American casino. It was a huge story after Bevin said it on a Cadiz radio station on July 31, 2019. In last night's gubernatorial debate, attorney general Andy Beshear made note of Bevin's casino suicide claim and
Radio chats with Gov. Matt Bevin, Rep. John Yarmuth, and Mayor Greg Fischer
📻 @GovMattBevin on @UPS expansion @FlyLouisville + workforce demands, @JCPSKY scores, @ChurchillDowns growth for gaming, today's debate vs @AndyBeshearKY, more 🎙️ AUDIO https://t.co/EDLCqZRreS #Kentucky #workforcedevelopment #Election2019 #kygov @840WHAS 📸 @heraldleader @Uber pic.twitter.com/WcQjO9CopZ— Terry Meiners (@terrymeiners) October 3, 2019 Live now with @terrymeiners...Join us! https://t.co/7qXzfUiI14— Governor Matt Bevin (@GovMattBevin) October 3, 2019 📻 @louisvillemayor Fischer on @UPS expansion @FlyLouisville + workforce needs, more downtown hotel growth, and @ChurchillDowns expansion across 4th Street 🎙️ AUDIO https://t.co/8yVdsj5cnb #Louisville #loubiz #workforcedevelopment @840WHAS pic.twitter.com/69sBccduuf— Terry Meiners (@terrymeiners) October 3, 2019 📻 @RepJohnYarmuth on impeachment vs. 2020 election cycle, says @AdamSchiff parody of @realDonaldTrump "was a mistake, he shouldn't have done that" + wonders if media will cover @TheDemocrats accomplishments 🎙️ @840WHAS AUDIO ➡️ https://t.co/mBWcP4AVrX #im🍑ment
The Amy McGrath train wreck campaign is already off the rails
After months of speculation, former Marine combat pilot Amy McGrath (Lt. Col., ret) announced that she is ready to challenge Mitch McConnell for the U.S. Senate. Her launch video was impressive but her stated campaign goals made no sense. She claimed that she is the better candidate to advance the Donald Trump agenda that she claims is being stopped by McConnell. The sycophantic Morning Joe panelists did not question that ludicrous claim. Our interview with @AmyMcGrathKY: https://t.co/hqJtmeH1ED— Morning Joe (@Morning_Joe) July 9, 2019 "What's your website?" the MSNBC panelists eagerly asked to help McGrath raise money. DeadOnArrival.com seems more appropriate. McConnell's team immediately shut down any thought that McGrath is a conservative. Team Mitch posted a video showing McGrath telling
Mitch McConnell on Bevin’s tight primary win, impeachment value for GOP, Trump vs Pelosi, and vaping teens
After a surprisingly close primary win for Kentucky Governor Matt Bevin, I asked Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell if he would offer support for Bevin's re-election in the November general election. McConnell and Bevin have a complicated relationship stemming back to Bevin's campaign to unseat McConnell in 2014. The McConnell team labeled their opponent Bailout Bevin, calling him a con man and liar. Today on WHAS Radio, Senator McConnell promised to fully support Bevin's re-election. Kentucky's senior senator also touted attorney general candidate Daniel Cameron, a former McConnell staffer. Kentucky has not had a Republican attorney general since the 1940s. 📻 @senatemajldr Mitch McConnell on helping @GovMattBevin win in November, acrimony between @realDonaldTrump & @SpeakerPelosi, value of impeachment for @GOP, and raising cigs
The fillies’ futures are bright at Keeneland. Meet my awesome nieces Addie and Lauren
How much should aunts and uncles dole out to a 2019 college graduate? $100, maybe $200. Best thing to do is ask someone who's about to graduate. When it's your niece, it's a joy to share. Here's my radio chat with Addie Meiners, the next media superstar. What a delight to broadcast from Keeneland Race Course and run into not one - but two! - of my sweet nieces. I held both of these girls just hours after they were born and have loved them dearly their entire lives. Addie Meiners (daughter of my brother Mike) will graduate from the University of Kentucky in May and is already an accomplished sports broadcaster. She's done radio and television shows, and
Kentucky can mow down a row of daffodils on the way to the Final Four
THE BEASMAN march madness (1) HEY LARREEEEEE…LARRY THE LOSER DONE TODE HIS BALD BUDDY CHRIS MACK TO NOT BOTHER PACKIN NO OVERNIGHT BAG. THE NC2A FOUNT ANOTHER PITINO TO WRECK YOUR PROGRUM. U OF SMELL FIRED HIS DADDY AND SLICK RICK IS SUIN U OF SMELL FOR FARDY MILLION DOLLARS. I BETCHA RICHARD PITINO GONNA HAVE ANDRE MCGEE SETTIN ON HIS BENCH ALONG WITH THREE F.B.I. AGENTS REFEREEING THE GAME. (laffs) Y’ALL AIN’T GOT A PRAYER, YOU BUNCH OF SAGGY PANTS, RAP MUSIC, DUKE COLLAPSIN FOOLS. (laffs) MEANTIME, AMERICA’S TEAM, THE KENTUCKY WILDCATS GONNA ROLL RIGHT THROUGH THAT WEAK SAUCE BRACKET LIKE THE BULLS IN PIMP-PLANNO. U UH KAY’S BRACKET IS LIKE THAT LOSERVILLE SINKHOLE…ALL
UofL hits the skids and The Beasman ain’t too blue about it
THE BEASMAN cathlick magic POOR, POOR CARDINAL BIRDS. DONE LOST ‘EM THREE IN A ROW AND AIN’T NO RELIEF IN SIGHT. MARCH SADNESS STARTS TOMORROW IN YOUR GHETTO TOWN WHILE THE REST OF BIG BLUE NATION GITS READY TO WIN ANOTHER CHAMPERCHIPS! GO BIG BLUE! GO BIG BLUE! GO BIG BLUE! BUT OL U OF SMELL CAINT EVEN BEAT NOBODY BOSTON BAKED BEAN COLLEGE. (laffs) TOO BAD, SO SAD! (laffs) YOU KNOW LARRY, I’D LIKE TO SAY ALL US GOOD AND CLASSY KENTUCKY WILDCATS FANS IS FEELIN PITY FOR YOU LITTLE BROTHER NOBODIES BUT I DON’T WANNA LIE RIGHT HERE ON THE LECTRIC RADIO. (laffs) Y’ALL U OF SMELL FAILURES NEED TO
Duke rhymes with puke. How come them there Cats ain’t #1 yet?
THE BEASMAN uk beats tenn THANKS FOR NOTHIN, LOSERVILLE! (laffs) Y’ALL BUNCH OF BRAINLESS, SPINELESS, TWO BIT NECK TATTOO, SAGGY PANTS, RAP MUSIC, WHISKEY FOR BREAKFAST, MAKIN BABIES OUT OF WEDLOCK CARDINAL CONVICTS GOT A 99.9% CHANCE TO BEAT THEM ROTTEN DUKIES AND YOU BLOWED IT. (laffs) THE ONE DADGUM TIME YOU LOSERVILLE NITWITS GOT A CHANCE TO HELP THE KENTUCKY WILDCATS AND YOU FOLDED LIKE A TWO DOLLAR TENT. (laffs) THANKS FOR NOTHIN, YOU BUNCH OF CARDINAL FRAUDS! IF Y’ALL WOULDA TOOK CARE OF BIDNIZ AGAINST THEM DUKIES THEN U UH KAY WOULD PROBLEE BE #1 IN THE PO AFTER BLOWIN OUT THEM TENNERSEE WANNABES. (laffs) DID YOU SEE THE BIG BLUE NATION DOMMERATE TENNERSEE? (laffs) IT WAS AWESOME,
SADDEST KENTUCKY NIGHT EVER? Cats and Cards toasted at the final buzzer
COUNT IT!No. 19 LSU stuns No. 5 Kentucky ... AT THE BUZZER. #SCtop10 pic.twitter.com/M8LHpexYxV— SportsCenter (@SportsCenter) February 13, 2019 THE BEASMAN uk and u of smell torched at the buzzer (cry) I AIN’T HAD A WINK OF SLEEP, LARRY MINNER. (cry) IT FINE-LEE STOPPED RAININ BUT NOW THE EN-TIRE STATE OF KENTUCKY IS DROWNIN IN OUR OWN TEARS. (cry) WHY? WHY? WHY? (cry) THIS CAINT BE HAPPENIN TO US GOOD AND CLASSY BIG BLUE NATION FANS. (cry) COACH CAL GOT TO GO. HE DONE LOST THAT PRIZE REE-CRUIT TO DADGUM JARJUH ON MONDEE AND THEN THE CATS GIT JOBBED AT THE BUZZER LAST NIGHT CUZ THEM REFFERMARIES AIN’T AFRAID OF COACH CAL NO MORE. (cry)