John Schnatter donated ONE MILLION DOLLARS to historically black Simmons College. It is an obvious atonement gesture for Schnatter's horribly racist utterance during a 2018 company training conference call that ruined his life. Check the word on his tailored shirt. Papa. That's a reference to a dead mascot that only Schnatter keeps alive. Many people feel that last year's complete annihilation of "Papa" John Schnatter was the most overplayed hand of political correctness ever seen in business. The guy said the n-word and was pilloried as though he'd murdered a thousand homeless children. That stated, rule #1 in today's WOKE culture is that white people can't say the n-word no matter how commonly it is used by people of color in their public conversations,
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Serial butt pincher sought
Authorities are searching for a tiny female who has been seen pinching the ceramic buttocks of local Big Boys. She emerges from the back door of a late model Buick or other stock vehicle favored by the elderly. If you see her, do not attempt to apprehend her or turn your backside to her. She apparently gropes and leaves without ordering anything from the menu, a misdemeanor. At one store, she ordered a horn dog and then giggled as she drove past the drive thru and stuck out her tongue at the terrified teenage clerk. If you know anything about this booty fanatic, call 800-RUMP NOT