THE BEASMAN cats still better than almost everybody YOU MAKE ME SICK WITH ALL YOUR TAWKIN ABOUT THE U UH KAY WILDCATS LOSIN TO JARJUH! JUST SHUT YOUR SNAGGLE TOOTH MOUTH ABOUT THAT GAME CUZ IT’S OLD NEWS, LARRY MINNER! THE CATS IS 6 AND 1, NOT NO 3 AND 3 LIKE YOUR LITTLE BROTHER CARDINAL WEAK BEAK BEE-OTCHES! (laffs) YOU AND ALL YOUR CARDINAL NECK TATTOO, LIQUOR BREATH, MAKIN BABIES OUT OF WEDLOCK, DRUG THUG LOSERVILLE FANS AIN’T GOT SQUAT TO CHEER ABOUT CUZ Y’ALL’S SCHOOL IS NC2A VIOLATION STATION! (laffs) CHRIS MACK GONNA GIT FIRED ANY DAY NOW FOR TAPE RECORDIN EXTORTION AND TRYIN TO PAY OFF HIS ACCUSER! (laffs) YOUR FOOTBAW TEAM IS SO PATHETIC THAT Y’ALL POST VIDEOS ABOUT
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The Beasman don’t want no UK bollybaw bandwagon jumpers like Larry Minner
THE BEASMAN uk volleyball national champs SHUT YOUR SNAGGLE TOOTH MOUTH ABOUT THE U UH KAY NATIONAL CHAMPEEN BOLLYBAW GIRLS, LARRY MINNER, CUZ YOU IS A BANDWAGON JUMPIN U OF SMELL CARDINAL SUCKUP! YOU AIN’T SNOWBALLIN ME, LARRY. YOU JUST TRYNA ACT LIKE YOU CARE ABOUT THE KENTUCKY WILDCATS NOW THAT THEY DONE WON IT ALL! ADMIT IT, YOU BALD HAIRED, CROSS EYED TRAITOR TURNCOAT, WENT TO U UH KAY BUT CHEERS FOR LOSERVILLE CARDINAL BIRDS. JUST LEAVE US TRUE BLUE KENTUCKY FANS TO CHEER FOR OUR NEW NATIONAL CHAMPEEN WILDCATS, THE FIRST S.E.C. TEAM TO EVER WIN THE BOLLYBAW TITLE! AWWWWW C-A-T-S CATS! CATS! CATS! AND OUR BEST PLAYER IS THAT GIRL FROM LOSERVILLE NAME OF ALLI CAT! (laffs) DADGUMMIT, I
Vince Tyra on the financial freefall facing college sports, Pitino admission that he deserved to be fired
University of Louisville athletics director Vince Tyra did an extensive interview with me on 840WHAS regarding the complete shutdown of sports during the global coronavirus pandemic. Vince had a lot to say about the financial challenges his department faces, how to keep student athletes engaged during the down time, responsibilities for coaches, and a message for fans left hanging in limbo. Here’s @vincetyra on responsibilities for UofL student athletes and coaches during #COVID19 shutdown, financial challenges going forward, more 🏀🏈⚾️ @840WHAS audio https://t.co/zOQTbjSdnM @theacc @ncaa pic.twitter.com/hFScKsHNOk— Terry Meiners (@terrymeiners) March 17, 2020 I also asked Tyra for comment on Rick Pitino's new statement that he "deserved to be fired" by the University of Louisville. Pitino said it on New York radio
UK football tickets: NOW FRYING! The Cats could beat all the NFL teams!
THE BEASMAN cats footbaw AWWWWW C-A-T-S CATS! CATS! CATS! I JUST STOPPED BY THE FOOTBAW STADIUM TO THINK ABOUT HOW U UH KAY IS BETTER THAN ANY OF THEM SISSY NFL TEAMS PLAYIN THIS WEEKEND. THE KENTUCKY WILDCATS COULD SLAP AROUND TOM BRADY AND HIS PATRIOTICS. AND THAT KANSAS CITY GUY IS FOOL’S GOLD. HE SUCKS. HE’S SO YOUNG HIS MAMA GOTTA BREASTFEED HIM DURIN TIMEOUTS. (laffs) AND THE RAMS OUGHTA BE CALLED THE SHAMS! THEY COULDN’T HANDLE STOOPS TROOPS DEE-FENSE. TODD WOULD LOOK GIRLIE, ALRIGHT. (laffs) AND DREW BREES IS A PURDUE SISSY. OL JOSH ALLEN COULD BREAK HIM IN HALF AND CARRY HIM TO THE OLD FOLKS HOME WHERE HE BLONGS.
1st world problem: my free seats aren’t good enough
A few days before the University of Louisville football team opened its 2018 season with a nationally televised battle against #1 Alabama, an unnecessary upheaval derailed the focus from football. The son of former athletics director Tom Jurich attacked the new athletics director over a future seating matter that should have been handled by whomever negotiated the the elder Jurich's severance package. Mark Jurich sent a scathing email debasing his former close friend Vince Tyra, the new athletics director who replaced Mark's dad Tom Jurich. The email, printed below, is filled with vicious personal attacks all wrapped around the notion of "disrespect" shown to Tyra's predecessor. Tom Jurich and his loyal son Mark both believe that Tyra "schemed for over a
The Louisville meltdown – bare knuckle fights, sleepless nights
Could Tom Jurich retain a position of authority at the University of Louisville? Yes. Don't believe the denials. There is backstage maneuvering to examine that possibility. More on that in a moment. First, let's deal with the nuclear meltdown that rocked our world. Since the University of Louisville's ties to a funneled shoe money scandal rocked the basketball world, the commonwealth of Kentucky is soaking in schadenfreude - taking pleasure in the misery of others. Rick Pitino is out. Tom Jurich is out (for now) after once again refusing to fire Pitino. That's the Jurich loyalty factor. "If he goes, I go." Well, Pitino is definitely gone after the FBI sting illustrates Louisville's involvement in a pay-for-play scheme to
High holy season returns to Kentucky
The joy quotient in the Commonwealth of Kentucky shoots through the ceiling every November when basketball season begins. It's a religion in the state. Other states celebrate Rhodes scholars changing the world. We celebrate sweaty teenagers who can dunk a ball or sprint with a pigskin. That's just who we are. >>>>>>>>>RADIO SCRIPT>>>>>>>>> THE BEASMAN tipoff luncheon air date 10-28-16 WELL, THERE’S YOUR GAY BOYFRIEND SLICK RICK OUT THERE TO THE TIPOFF LUNCHEON TELLING HIS LIES AGAIN. “OHHH. U OF SMELL FANS IS GONNA BE HAPPY AGAIN CUZ WE GONNA GO OUT THERE AND WIN ANOTHER BANNER.” THAT’S A BUNCH OF HORSE PUCKEY. WHAT KIND OF BANNER IS THAT I-TALIAN MAFIA MAN TAWIN BOUT…A MEMORIAL BANNER FOR
The Beasman roiled by radio renewal with WHAS
THE BEASMAN renew with rofl (airs April 28, 2016) YOU MAKE ME SICK WITH ALL YOUR U OF SMELL RAH-RAH-RAH NONSENSE, YOU BALD HAIRED, TWO BIT, TRAITOR TURNCOAT WENT-TO-U-UH-KAY-BUT-ACT-LIKE-YOU-LOVE THE CARDINAL CRIMINALS. I HEERED THE BAD NEWS. THEM RADIO RATS AT I HEART & WH&S AND THE 790-KRD DONE RENEWED THEIR VOWS WITH THE ENEMA U OF SMELL CARDINAL BIRDS UNTIL THE YEAR TWUNNY TWUNNY TWO. IT’S DISGUSTERCATING, DADGUMMIT. WHY IN THE SAM HILL DOES KENTUCKY’S #1 RADIO STATION GIANT SIGNAL BLOW TORCH WH&S WANT TO PUMP OUT FIFTY THOUSAND WATTS OF CARDINAL CRIMINAL ACTIVITY WHEN YOU ALL COULD BE ON THERE TAWKIN UP THE GOOD AND CLASSY KENTUCKY WILDCATS? IT DON’T MAKE NO
After a sex scandal, it’s time to put on your big boy pants
Dear City of Louisville leaders, Where are you? We’ve got a small image problem turning into an indelible stain. See: Rowan County’s Kim Davis, or Subway’s Jared Fogle, or Minnesota's lion killing dentist. The taunts are relentless. “Traffic reports say there is a mattress on I-65 near campus. Isn’t it illegal to destroy evidence?” According to U of L, "This is our time to soar." Right now we’re just sore. After prostitute/daughter peddler Katina Powell got the ESPN car wash treatment, millions of viewers can’t help but think that The Ville has become The Vile. Tom Jurich knows how to handle his business. Rick Pitino will relentlessly fight to protect his team. They’re battling sordid wildfires raging on campus,
2 bits, 4 bits, 6 bits a hooker
Surely you have heard that the University of Louisville basketball program is mired in an alleged sex scandal. A prostitute claims that she was paid by team staff member Andre McGee to provide female escorts for players, recruits, and sometimes the fathers of recruits. If true, and if the prostitute's claims that her own underage daughters were sometimes involved, massive federal charges related to sex trafficking on a public university campus would send the sports world into a Penn State Sandusky fervor and forever stain the careers of many prominent University of Louisville leaders. Early speculation is that head coach Rick Pitino will keep his job. (I've known Pitino for 25 years and my best guess is that he