THE BEASMAN cathlicks is comin STOP TAWKIN BOUT JUSTIN THOMAS LIKE HEāS YOUR FRIEND. HE WON THE FEDDER CHEESE CUP BUT HE DONāT LIKE NO LOSERVILLE CARDINAL BIRDS. HE WAS WEARIN BLUE PANTS THE WHOLE TIME. JUSTIN THOMAS PRETENDS LIKE HE LIKES LOSERVILLE SO YāALLāS PUNK GHETTO THUGS WONāT STEAL HIS GOLF CLUBS WHEN HE COMES HOME TO SEE HIS PARENTS. JUSTIN THOMAS WENT TO ROLL TIDE ALABAMMER CUZ HE KNOWS THE S.E.C. DOMERATES AND U OF SMELL SUCKS. (laffs) Just in time.@JustinThomas34 has earned his first win of the year @BMWChamps and the 10th of his career.He's No. 1 in the #FedExCup heading to East Lake.#LiveUnderPar pic.twitter.com/uDKBsKVUsK— PGA TOUR (@PGATOUR) August 18, 2019 YOU CARDINAL BIRDS BETTER QUIT LYIN
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The Beasman weeps as The Fraidy Cats fizzle out of the NCAA tournament
THE BEASMAN itās over (weep) IT CAINT BE REE-REE-REAL, CAT FANS! (weep) IT JUST C-C-C-C-CAINT. THE CATS DONE GOT SKEERED AND FOLDED LIKE A TENT TO THEM F.B.I. CHEATIN, SWEATY BRUCE PEARL AUBURN TIGER NOBODIES. WHAT IN THE SAM HILL IS A-GOIN ON ROUND HERE? COACH CAL SUCKS! (weep) I AINT SLEPT A WINK, LARRY MINNER, CUZ I KNOW YOU AND ALL THEM CROSS-EYED, SAGGY PANTS, RAP MUSIC, FACE TATTOO, FILTHY CARDINAL FANS IS SMIRKIN. DADGUMMIT! WE IS IN PAIN AND ALL YOU HEARTLESS LOSERVILLE CHEATERS GOT THE CAHONES TO LAUGH AT OUR MISERY? WHAT KIND OF SICK-IN-THE-HEAD WHACK JOBS IS YOU? (weep) IāLL CALL YOU BACK LATER. I NEED TO TAKE ANOTHER FISTFUL
Big Blue Smack Talk – never calm before the storm
THE BEASMAN game night AWWWWWW C-A-T-S CATS! CATS! CATS! (laffs) ITāS SWEET 16 FRIDEE NIGHT AND AMERICAāS TEAM, THE KENTUCKY WILDCATS, IS GONNA CRUSH HOUSTON LIKE THEY IS IN THE ALAMO. AINāT THAT IN HOUSTON? DONāT MATTER, THE MIGHTY WILDCATS GONNA TREAT HOUSTON LIKE ITāS JUSSIE SMOLLETT WALKIN HOME FROM SUBWAY AT 2 IN THE MARNIN WITH A FROZEN TUNA FISH SAMMICH. KA-POW! RIGHT IN THE KISSER, HOUSTON! (laffs) TOO BAD TENNERSEE LOST TO HURT THE S.E.C. BUT YOU GOTTA REE-LIZE THEM REFFERMARIES IN LOSERVILLE IS LOWDOWN CHEATERS. THATāS JUST THE LOSERVILLE WAY OF LIFE! (laffs) WHEN YOU GIT SENT TO CHEATERVILLE, EXPECT TO GIT CHEATED! (laffs) TOO BAD, SO SAD, TENNERSEE! (laffs) AUBURN AND L.S.WHO. PROLLY
Kentucky can mow down a row of daffodils on the way to the Final Four
THE BEASMAN march madness (1) HEY LARREEEEEEā¦LARRY THE LOSER DONE TODE HIS BALD BUDDY CHRIS MACK TO NOT BOTHER PACKIN NO OVERNIGHT BAG. THE NC2A FOUNT ANOTHER PITINO TO WRECK YOUR PROGRUM. U OF SMELL FIRED HIS DADDY AND SLICK RICK IS SUIN U OF SMELL FOR FARDY MILLION DOLLARS. I BETCHA RICHARD PITINO GONNA HAVE ANDRE MCGEE SETTIN ON HIS BENCH ALONG WITH THREE F.B.I. AGENTS REFEREEING THE GAME. (laffs) YāALL AINāT GOT A PRAYER, YOU BUNCH OF SAGGY PANTS, RAP MUSIC, DUKE COLLAPSIN FOOLS. (laffs) MEANTIME, AMERICAāS TEAM, THE KENTUCKY WILDCATS GONNA ROLL RIGHT THROUGH THAT WEAK SAUCE BRACKET LIKE THE BULLS IN PIMP-PLANNO. U UH KAYāS BRACKET IS LIKE THAT LOSERVILLE SINKHOLEā¦ALL
The Catholic God is out to get Kentucky, can Coach Cal become a Protestant for better heavenly help?
THE BEASMAN I hate cathlicks I HATE CATHLICKS LIKE YOU, LARRY MINNER. ALL YOUR FAKE RELIGION BUDDIES THINK YOU CAN JUST GO GIT DRUNK AT THE MARDI GRAS AND VOMIT ALL OVER THE PLACE AND THEN GO TO CONFESSION AND ALL YOUR SINS JUST GIT WIPED AWAY LIKE A ETCH-A-SKETCH. TELL THE TRUTH RIGHT NOW, YOU CATHLICK FRAUD. THEM NOTRE DAME PHONIES LAID DOWN AND JUST LET THE NOBODY CARDINALS BEAT āEM, RIGHT? ANDRE MCGEE PROBLEE GIVE A HUNK OF CASH TO THAT POPE FELLER! THATāS HOW YāALL SINFUL CARDINAL BIRDS OPERATE. YOU AND ALL THEM OTHER TOOTHLESS, BRAINLESS CARDINAL FANS MAKE ME SICK EVER TIME YOU MENTION THAT U UH KAY LOST. WE KNOW WE LOST,
Duke rhymes with puke. How come them there Cats ain’t #1 yet?
THE BEASMAN uk beats tenn THANKS FOR NOTHIN, LOSERVILLE! (laffs) YāALL BUNCH OF BRAINLESS, SPINELESS, TWO BIT NECK TATTOO, SAGGY PANTS, RAP MUSIC, WHISKEY FOR BREAKFAST, MAKIN BABIES OUT OF WEDLOCK CARDINAL CONVICTS GOT A 99.9% CHANCE TO BEAT THEM ROTTEN DUKIES AND YOU BLOWED IT. (laffs) THE ONE DADGUM TIME YOU LOSERVILLE NITWITS GOT A CHANCE TO HELP THE KENTUCKY WILDCATS AND YOU FOLDED LIKE A TWO DOLLAR TENT. (laffs) THANKS FOR NOTHIN, YOU BUNCH OF CARDINAL FRAUDS! IF YāALL WOULDA TOOK CARE OF BIDNIZ AGAINST THEM DUKIES THEN U UH KAY WOULD PROBLEE BE #1 IN THE PO AFTER BLOWIN OUT THEM TENNERSEE WANNABES. (laffs) DID YOU SEE THE BIG BLUE NATION DOMMERATE TENNERSEE? (laffs) IT WAS AWESOME,
The Beasman can’t kiss Coach Cal on his 60th because only U of Smell coaches mess around
THE BEASMAN cats rolling and duke is coming for u of smell HOW YOU DOIN, LARRY MINNER? SURELY ALL YOU SNAGGLE TOOTH CARDINAL FANS IS COMIN UP WITH GOOD EXCUSES FOR WHY DUKE BEAT YOUR BRAINS OUT. (laffs) LARRY, YāALL NEED TO LEARN HOW TO CHEAT LIKE DUKE DOES, YOU KNOW, LIKE PAYIN OFF ZION WILLIAMSTON AND NEVER GITTIN CAUGHT LIKE YāALL DONE DID WITH BRIAN BLOWHARD. (laffs) Headed back to the Bull City like š pic.twitter.com/E02WTi9Lun— Duke Basketball (@DukeMBB) February 10, 2019 LARRY, IF YOU GONNA PAY OFF PLAYERS, AT LEAST PAY OFF THE GOOD ONES! (laffs) AST COACH CAL! HE TAKES THEIR MOMS TO CHURCH AND LETāS EM KEEP THE COLLECTION PLATE AFTER A BUNCH OF
Cats steamroll Kansas, butthurt U of Smellers hate on purdy Wildcat girl
THE BEASMAN uk beats Kansas HEY LAREEEEE! LARRY DADGUM MINNER! I LOVE THAT PITCHER OF THE U UH KAY FAN GIRL SHOWIN Ls DOWN AT THE KANSAS GAME. (laffs) THE CURIO JOURNAL GUY PUT THAT PITCHER ON THE TWITTER AND ALL THE U OF SMELL LITTLE BROTHER CRYBABIES LOST THEIR MINDS CUZ A PURDY WILDCAT GIRL WAS A-MOCKIN U OF SMELL EVEN THOUGH WE WAS PLAYIN KANSAS! (laffs) DONāT YāALL CROOKED TEETH CARDINAL FANS NEVER STOP WORRYIN ABOUT THE KENTUCKY WILDCATS? (laffs) YāALL SAID SHE WAS OBSESSINā ABOUT LOSERVILLE BUT YāALL THE ONES GOT BUTTHURT. (laffs) CRY, CRY, CRY! THATāS ALL YOU LITTLE BROTHER, DUMPSTER FIRE, F.B.I. INVESTERGATION CONVICTS CAN DO CUZ YOU KNOW BIG BLUE
UK football tickets: NOW FRYING! The Cats could beat all the NFL teams!
THE BEASMAN cats footbaw AWWWWW C-A-T-S CATS! CATS! CATS! I JUST STOPPED BY THE FOOTBAW STADIUM TO THINK ABOUT HOW U UH KAY IS BETTER THAN ANY OF THEM SISSY NFL TEAMS PLAYIN THIS WEEKEND. THE KENTUCKY WILDCATS COULD SLAP AROUND TOM BRADY AND HIS PATRIOTICS. AND THAT KANSAS CITY GUY IS FOOLāS GOLD. HE SUCKS. HEāS SO YOUNG HIS MAMA GOTTA BREASTFEED HIM DURIN TIMEOUTS. (laffs) AND THE RAMS OUGHTA BE CALLED THE SHAMS! THEY COULDNāT HANDLE STOOPS TROOPS DEE-FENSE. TODD WOULD LOOK GIRLIE, ALRIGHT. (laffs) AND DREW BREES IS A PURDUE SISSY. OL JOSH ALLEN COULD BREAK HIM IN HALF AND CARRY HIM TO THE OLD FOLKS HOME WHERE HE BLONGS.
Happy Blue Year! Cats own the world, Cards fans in hiding
THE BEASMAN uk wins the world CATS WIN! BLUE GITS IN! CATS WIN! BLUE GITS IN! (laffs) ALL WE DO IS WIN, WIN, WIN! ALL WE DO IS WIN! WIN! WINNNNNN! (laffs) SNELL YEAH! SNELL YEAH! Ls DOWN! Ls DOWN! (laffs) LARRY MINNER AND ALL HIS SNAGGLE TOOTH CARDINAL CONVICT FANS AINāT GOT NO REASON TO LIVE NO MORE! (laffs) WHY DONāT YāALL SAGGY PANTS, RAP MUSIC, NECK TATTOO, WELFARE STAMP CASHIN, GRAFFITI PAINTIN, GANG BANG THUG LOSERVILLE FANS JUST BOW DOWN AND ADMIT THAT U UH KAY IS YOUR MASTER! DO IT, LARRY! SAY THAT U UH KAY IS YOUR BIG BROTHER DOMMERATOR RIGHT NOW OR YOU IS A BROADCAST FRAUD! (laffs) IF YOUR CAINT ADMIT THAT U UH