Mary and I always make a pact that we’re not going to overdo it for Christmas. Then, a day or two before December 25, lots of packages for me start showing up under the tree and I panic that I’ve misinterpreted the agreement. 😳❤️🎅 #MerryChristmas
Tag: Christmas
Cats lose first of three in Christmas Murderers Row – The Beasman is devastated with Loserville looming ahead.
THE BEASMAN uk loses to Utah (cry) CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED. (long cry) AIN’T NO T-T-T-TRUE BLUE K-K-K-KENTUCKY FAN WANNA CELLER-MA-BRATE THE BIRTH OF J-J-J-J-J-JESUS CUZ HE IGNORED OUR WILDCAT P-P-P-PRAYERS LAST NIGHT. (long cry) THE BIG B-B-B-B-BLUE IS NOW BEIN CALLED CAL’S QUITTERS. (long cry) CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED, DADGUMMIT! TAKE DOWN THE TREE. STOP SINGIN’ THEM FA LA LA LA LAAAAAs, AND TELL AMMER-ZON YOU WANT A REFUND ON ALL THE PRESENTS YOU BOUGHT FROM YOUR WILDCAT MAN CAVE! IT’S OVER, LARRY. COACH CAL GOTTA GO! DADGUMMIT, HE’S JUST ANOTHER SLICK-HAIRED, SMOOTH TAWKIN I-TALIAN FRAUD! WE NEED TO LET KINNY SKY WALKER BE THE HEAD COACH SO HE CAN TEACH THESE WIMPY WILDCATS HOW TO FIGHT, DADGUMMIT! WE LOST
It’s the laziest time of the yeeeeeeeeaaaaaaarrrrrrr
And be sure to cover that junk with a nest of brown recluse spiders. Or if you want to go all out, follow the brilliant plan of this NASA engineer. He was inspired by the kid in HOME ALONE to rig up a booby trapped box to stun porch pirates. Fantastic! Keep the change, you filthy animal.
Merry Christmas, partisans! Now give it a rest for a few days.
Merry Christmas, everyone. Try to hold onto to the Christmas spirit every day. Love expands life. Rage corrodes life. Angry partisans vulgarize our culture. Daily profane online beatdowns of their perceived "enemies" are relentless, tiresome, and futile. No one has every read a profanity laced, acerbic demonization of some political figure and thought, "That f-word really enlightened me. I'm switching parties!" Online abuse is ubiquitous. People who don't like themselves rub temporary salve on their wounded souls by vilifying others. The more abusive they are, the less they're inclined to realize how deranged they are to the massive majority that finds joy in life. It's Christmas. Some way, somehow find your OFF switch and immerse yourself in
Remember no man is a failure who has friends
Frank Capra's timeless It's a Wonderful Life was released in 1946, featuring Lionel Barrymore as sniveling miser Mr. Potter. But first things first. The 1939 radio play of Charles Dickens' A Christmas Carol features Barrymore cast as another miserly cad. Narrator Orson Welles refers to lead actor Barrymore as "the best loved actor of our time." 840WHAS Radio replays this incredible production every Christmas Eve. It warms the cockles of my heart. My holiday is not complete until I hear this play cackling over WHAS Radio. And now...meet some of my friends. My long broadcast career has allowed me to work with the best of the best in media. Just as the "Wonderful Life" angel Clarence wrote to George Bailey: Remember no man is a
B-B-B-B-B-Bourbon me this Christmas
From Bob's Burgers, a bourbon Christmas song
A hip hop Christmas nativity
Joy To The World
The U.S. Air Force Band surprised tourists at the National Air & Space Museum with a flash mob concert. Peace on Earth, except for the pretty music filling the air.
Rudolph is a psycho. Hide yo kids, hide yo wife.
There will be no bullying this Christmas, or somebody's going to get an ass whipping. For my Christmas gift, just give me two hours of peace on Earth so that I can enjoy Anchorman 2.