THE BEASMAN cats are just warming up
(long laff) HAPPY BLUE YEAR! GO CATS! GO BIG BLUE! GO U UH KAY! (laff) LARRY, LARRY, LARRY! HOW DO YOU KEEP THIS JOB ON WH&S? YOU SUCK AS A RADIO GUNOUNCER AND ALL US GOOD AND CLASSY WILDCAT FANS WANNA LISSEN TO MATT JONES, NOT YOU, YOU CROSS-EYED, DUMBER-THAN-A-TREE-STUMP WILDCAT WANNABE! (laff) TWUNNY TWUNNY ONE IS GONNA BE FUN BECAUSE THE KENTUCKY WILDCATS JUST COME BACK TO LIFE! SAY IT WITH ME, YOU BALD HAIRED U OF SMELL BUTTKISSER! AWWW C-A-T-S CATS! CATS! CATS! (laff)

I SEEN HOW ONE OF YOUR FILTHY LOSERVILLE THUGS PAINTED ON SNITCH MCCONNELL’S FRONT DOOR “GIMME MY MONEY!” THAT SOUNDS LIKE LOSERVILLE BUMS ALWAYS WANTIN A HANDOUT FROM THE HARD WORKIN PEOPLE OUT HERE IN WILDCAT COUNTRY.

GET A JOB, YOU BUNCH OF BUMS! IF YOU WANNA STIMULUS, HOW BOUT I PRESS A TASER ON YOUR NECK! (laff) DADGUMMIT, SO ANYHOW, PAINTIN ON SOMEBODY’S DOOR IS THE NEW TWITTER. SO I WENT OVER TO COACH CAL’S FRONT DOOR AND SPRAY PAINTED “PLAY DONTAY ALLEN, YOU OVERPAID CLOWN.” I PROLLY MISSPELT DONTAY – AND OVERPAID – AND CLOWN – BUT COACH CAL GOT THE MESSAGE, DADGUMMIT! IS CAL SPELLED K-A-L OR K-A-L-L? (laff) HE AIN’T EVEN SCRUB IT OFF YET CUZ I DROVE BY AND LOOKED ABOUT FID-TEEN MINUTES AGO! (laff)

Well, @UKCoachCalipari may not have been there at the final buzzer but it still counts — Coach's 1,000th career game as a college head coach.

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— Kentucky Basketball (@KentuckyMBB) January 3, 2021

BUT LET’S TAWK STOOPS TROOPS! YOU U OF SMELL TRASH GOTTA KNOW THE KENTUCKY WILDCAT FOOTBAW TEAM IS BETTER THAN EVER, LARRY. I BET YOU AND ALL YOUR THUG LOSERVILLE FANS WAS A-CHEERIN REAL HARD FOR YOUR LITTLE A.C.C. NOBODY N.C. STRAIGHT TO BEAT THE CATS BUT NAWWWWWW! CATS WIN! CATS WIN! CATS WIN! WE WANT BAMA! WE WANT BAMA! WE WANT BAMA! (laff)

THEM O-HI-ER STATE KNOT HEADS AIN’T GOT NO BIDNIZ IN NO NATIONAL CHAMPERCHIP AFTER PLAYIN A COUPLE OF GAMES! PUT U UH KAY IN THERE AGAINST BAMA! THAT’S WHAT AMERICA WANTS TO SEE! TOUCHDOWN TERRY DEE-SERVES THE HEISHMAN TROPHY, NOT NONE OF THEM ALABAMMER NANCY BOYS! (laff) WE WANT BAMA! (laff) BUT I GUESS YOU U OF SMELL DUMPSTER TRASH FANS IS STILL ALL SWOLE UP ABOUT BEATING COACH CAL’S KENTUCKY WILDCATS IN THE CHICKEN BUCKET.

COACH CAL MESSED THAT UP ON PURPOSE! DID YOU U OF SMELL FRAUDS GET SICK TO YOUR STOMACH WATCHING DONTAY ALLEN LIGHT UP MISTERSIPPI! I KNOW Y’ALLS KNEES WAS A-KNOCKIN THINKIN ABOUT HOW BAD THE KENTUCKY WILDCATS WOULDA WHOOPED Y’ALL LOSERVILLE CARDINAL CONVICTS IF DONTAY ALLEN WAS PLAYIN. TURNS OUT COACH CAL – HE GOES TO MASS EVER DAY – COACH CAL WANTED TO LET LOSERVILLE WIN FOR ONCE IN A CENTURY SO THAT Y’ALL LITTLE CRYBABIES DON’T QUIT PLAYIN THE CATS! (laff) IT AIN’T A RIVALRY IF U UH KAY WINS EVER TIME SO ENJOY YOUR LITTLE HIP HOP DANCIN AND CARRYIN ON LIKE Y’ALL WON MARCH MADNESS.

(laff) SO PATHETIC! ACT LIKE YOU BEEN THERE BEFORE, YOU BUNCH OF SAGGY PANTS, NECK TATTOO, FOOD STAMP STEALING, COP SHOOTIN, STATUE DESTROYIN, CUSSIN ON TWITTER, MITCH MCCONNELL SPRAY PAINTIN, PEACEFUL PROTEST MOLOTOV COCKTAIL CHUCKIN THUGS! KENTUCKY IS BACK! WE GONNA RUN THE S.E.C. TABLE, WIN THE S.E.C. TOURNEYMINT, AND THEN WE COMIN FOR REE-VENGE ON THE LOSERVILLE CARDINAL CONVICTS! KEEP ‘EM WINNIN, COACH CAL, OR WE AIN’T JUST GONNA SPRAY PAINT ON YOUR DOOR. WE GONNA YANK IT OFF THE HINGES AND THROW IT IN THE KENTUCKY RIVER WITH ALL YOUR FURNITURE. WIN OR STEP ASIDE! KINNY SKY WALKER IS WAITIN IN THE WINGS TO COACH THE CATS! AWWWWW C-A-T-S CATS! CATS! CATS! LET’S GO KENTUCKY! BLUE GITS IN! BLUE GITS IN!