THE BEASMAN uk volleyball national champs
SHUT YOUR SNAGGLE TOOTH MOUTH ABOUT THE U UH KAY NATIONAL CHAMPEEN BOLLYBAW GIRLS, LARRY MINNER, CUZ YOU IS A BANDWAGON JUMPIN U OF SMELL CARDINAL SUCKUP! YOU AIN’T SNOWBALLIN ME, LARRY. YOU JUST TRYNA ACT LIKE YOU CARE ABOUT THE KENTUCKY WILDCATS NOW THAT THEY DONE WON IT ALL! ADMIT IT, YOU BALD HAIRED, CROSS EYED TRAITOR TURNCOAT, WENT TO U UH KAY BUT CHEERS FOR LOSERVILLE CARDINAL BIRDS.

JUST LEAVE US TRUE BLUE KENTUCKY FANS TO CHEER FOR OUR NEW NATIONAL CHAMPEEN WILDCATS, THE FIRST S.E.C. TEAM TO EVER WIN THE BOLLYBAW TITLE! AWWWWW C-A-T-S CATS! CATS! CATS! AND OUR BEST PLAYER IS THAT GIRL FROM LOSERVILLE NAME OF ALLI CAT! (laffs) DADGUMMIT, I MEMBER WHEN SHE FIRST GOT ON CAMPUS FROM LOSERVILLE. WE HAD TO TEACH HER TO NOT BE SKEERED ALL THE TIME OF CRIMINALS AND RIOTERS. WE TODE HER THAT LEXINUN IS A SAFE TOWN SO SHE DON’T GOT TO SLEEP WITH A SHOTGUN NO MORE! (laffs)

AND SO ONCE WE BROKE HER OF WANTIN TO SPRAYPAINT GRAFFITI ALL OVER LEXINUN LIKE LOSERVILLE PEOPLE IS CONDITIONED TO DO, SHE TURNT OUT TO BE A U UH KAY TRUE BLUE, BIG BLUE NATION SUPERSTAR! (laffs) ALL OF AMERICA IS BUCITED ABOUT OUR U UH KAY BOLLYBAW QUEENS! WE GOT THEM SKINNER SISTERS, AND Z TEALER, AND JUMPIN JANICE, PUNCHIN PAULA, AND SLAMMIN SALLY, AND MORE GREAT WILDCAT HEROES! (laffs)

YOUR U OF SMELL GIRLS DONE FADED OUT OF THE TOURNEYMINT REAL QUICK LIKE CUZ Y’ALL WAS AFRAID YOU’D GIT CRUSHED BY U UH KAY SO YOU TOOK A DIVE! (laffs) I LOVE IT! WE IS THE REAL CATS AND LOSERVILLE IS THE FRAIDY CATS! (laffs) IT MUST SUCK TO BE Y’ALL BEER BREATH, NECK TATTOO, POLICE PUNCHIN, STATUE CRUSHIN, LOOTIN, SHOOTIN, HEROIN SNOOTIN CARDINAL FANS! YOUR BASKETBAW PROGRUM DONE GOT BLOWED UP INTO SMITHEREENS WITH BALDY CHRIS MACK FIRIN COACHES.

COACH CAL’S ASSISTANT COACHES GIT ELEVATED TO HEAD COACHING JOBS OR NBA JOBS BUT WHEN LOSERVILLE FIRES A COACH, HE GOT TO WORK RUBBIN BUMPERS AT THE LOCAL CAR WARSH! (laffs) AIN’T NOBODY WANTS TO HIRE A FAILED CARDINAL BIRD CUZ HE ALREADY COACHED HISSELF TO THE ROCK BOTTOM! (laffs) WHICH LOSER YOU GONNA HIRE TO BE YOUR NEXT U OF SMELL COACH? TRUMP? MATT BLEVINS? LARRY MINNER? AIN’T NONE OF YOU WORTH THE POWDER TO BLOW YOU UP! (laffs) COACH CAL – HE GOES TO MASS EVER DAY – COACH CAL PROLLY GONNA HIRE PAT RILEY OR THAT BAYLOR COACH TO BE KENTUCKY’S NEW #1 ASSISTANT IF TONY ORLANDO ANTIGUA DON’T TAKE THE JOB! (laffs) KNOCK THREE TIMES ON THE CEILIN IF YOU WANT THE JOB, TONY ORLANDO CUZ EVER OTHER BIGTIME COACH IN AMERICA WANTS TO BE AT U UH KAY.

WE IS THE NEW BOLLYBAW CHAMPS AND WE GONNA WIN BASEBAW, TRACK & FIELD, SHOOTIN ARROWS, FOOTBAW, AND OF COURSE BASKETBAW NATIONAL CHAMPEENCHIPS AGAIN COME THIS FALL! POOR LOSERVILLE. NO CARDINAL BIRDS GONNA GIT TOOKED IN THE N.F.L. DRAFF. TOO THE N.F.L. COMMISSIONER ALWAYS STARTS OFF THE DRAFF SAYIN “THE WHOLE FIRST ROUND IS ALL KENTUCKY WILDCATS FOOTBAW PLAYERS SO LET’S JUMP RIGHT TO SECOND ROUND WHERE THE LESSER PLAYERS FROM ALABAMMER AND O-HI-ER STATE GIT TOOKED NEXT! (laffs)

Dreams ➡️ Reality

Stars ➡️ Legends

KENTUCKY ➡️ Champions#WeAreUK | #NCAAVB pic.twitter.com/Bno4cjqPEh

— Kentucky Volleyball (@KentuckyVB) April 25, 2021

AND THEN EVERBODY CELERBRATES THEIR NEW N.F.L. CAREERS AND THEN WE FINALLY SEE THE FARMER U OF SMELL FOOTBAW PLAYERS CUZ THEY IS THE JANITORS THAT CLEAN UP THE CONFETTI! (laffs) WAY TO GO JUMPIN BOLLYBAW CATS! KENTUCKY IS PROUD OF Y’ALL FOR SMACKIN THEM SHOTS OVER THE NET TO WIN THE CHAMPEENCHIP! WHEN YOU WATCH THEM FAST KENTUCKY HANDS IN SLOW MOTION GIT A KILL SHOT, THE FOLLOW THROUGH IS A WRIST TWIST MAKIN THE Ls DOWN SIGN! I LOVVVVVVVVVVE IT! AWWWWWWW C-A-T-S CATS! CATS! CATS! BOLLYBAW QUEENS OF AMERICA! SMACK EM, JACK EM, AND STACK EM! WE GOTTA BUILD A BIGGER TROPHY CASE! MAYBE WE CAN FIND FREE WOOD AT ONE OF LOSERVILLE’S BURNT OUT, BEAT DOWN RIOT BUILDINGS! GO BIG BLUE! BACK THE BLUE! BACK THE BLUE! BACK THE BLUE!