Everyone has a roster of songs that are so irksome that just one note induces an immediate station switch. In no particular order, I despise each of these songs and never want to hear them again because I never wanted to hear them in the first place.

Kill me now so I don’t have to hear Terry Jacks whine one more time. But what’s even worse is the sound of grownups chanting ooga shagga ooga shagga ooga shagga ooga…

And the absolute worst song of all time…