THE BEASMAN Louisville loses to UNC
HEY GAY BOY — THROW UP YOUR L SIGN NOW BECAUSE IT STANDS FOR LOSER. (laffs) I LOVE IT! OVER-RATED! OVER-RATED! ME AND ALL MY WILDCAT BUDDIES DONE CELERMABRATED BY SHOOTING OFF OUR SHOTGUNS TO OFFICIALLY END THE YEAR OF THE CARDINAL. STICK A FARK IN YOU; Y’ALLS DONE. I CAINT BLEEVE YOU COME TO WORK TODAY. I FIGGERED OL MATT JONES WOULD COME IN THERE AND STEAL YOUR MICROPHONE AGAIN, LARRY MINNER, AND TAUNT ALL THE BROKE U OF SMELL HEARTS IN YOUR GHETTO TOWN. BYE, BYE FARTY AND OH. BYE BYE WINNING STREAK. BYE BYE NATIONAL ATTENTION…WELL, BUCEPT FOR ALL THEM CAMERAS IN THE TRAFFIC COURT FOR KEVIN WARE. ALL THEM YELLER BEAK CARDINAL TEARS IS POURING SO FAST THEY OUGHT TO GIT SPEEDING TICKETS, TOO. I BETCHA TOM JURICH GOT TO STOP ASKING YOU IDIOTS FOR MONEY FOR ABOUT A WEEK OR TWO. POOR LITTLE LARRY MINNER. HIS LITTLE SPEED TRAP CARDINAL CRIMINALS DONE GOT THEIR TEAM BUS WHEELS SPINNIN IN A CAROLINA TAR PIT. WHAT HAPPENED TO THEM RISE & REPEAT CHAMPEEN U OF SMELLERS, LARRY MINNER? DID KEVIN WARE DRIVE ‘EM OVER THE CLIFF INTO NOBODY LAND? I HOPE Y’ALL IS WEAING PARACHUTES FOR THE TOP 25 FREEFALL YOU IS IN. U OF SMELL FOOTBALL AND U OF SMELL BASKETBAW IS BOTH FALLING IN THE PO SO FAST NASA THUNK THEY WAS A PAIR OF METEORS CRASHING TO EARTH. I LOVE IT. WHAT A NICE THANKSGIVING PRESENT FOR BIG BLUE NATION. U OF SMELL FOOTBAW PLAYS TO A HALF-FILLED STADIUM ON SENIOR DAY AND SLICK RICK GETS SCHOOLED BY ROY WILLIAMS WITH ONLY ABOUT HALF OF HIS NARTH CAROLINA TAR HEELS PLAYING. I THINK CAROLINA WAS PLAYING TWO OF THEIR WATERBOYS IN THE SECOND HALF. AND ALL THEY DONE WAS BLOW Y’ALL OUT. THEY WAS UP 16 AT ONE TIME, YOU ARROGANT LOSERVILLE SNAGGLE TOOTH LOUDMOUTH WILDCAT WANNABES. DON’T YOU SEE HOW BAD U UH KAY IS GONNA BEAT Y’ALL IN THE PAINT? JULIUS RANDLE GONNA PUT A BEATDOWN ON U OF SMELL ALL BY HISSELF. DON’T BE BUSPRISED IF COACH CAL SENDS JULIUS OUT THERE TO PLAY AGAINST ALL 5 U OF SMELLERS BY HISSELF. WE WON’T SEND IN THE TWINS UNTIL THE FIRST TV TIMEOUT. Y’ALL DON’T WANT THIS HERE SUPERSTAR U UH KAY TEAM, LARRY. FARFIT RIGHT NOW AND SAVE YOURSELF THE HUMILERATION. TELL SLICK RICK TO CALL COACH CAL AND SAY THE WHOLE TEAM HAS MONO AND SO YOU DON’T WANT TO INFECT THE WHOLE STATE. JUST FARFIT THE GAME AND ADMIT YOU DON’T BLONG ON THE SAME FLOOR WITH THESE HERE WILDCATS. SEE THE NEW RANKINGS? JUST THINK OF WHAT THEY GONNA BE AFTER THE KENTUCKY WILDCATS PLAY WHACK-A-MOLE OF YOUR POINTY CARDINAL HEADS. LARRY, SLICK RICK’S TEAM SHOOTS LIKE 5 STEVIE WONDERS. AND IF THAT AINT ENOUGH MISERY, TOM JURICH THINKS IT’S TIME TO EXPAND THE FOOTBAW STADIUM UP TO U UH KAY SIZE. WHAT A JOKE. Y’ALL COULDN’T FILL THAT PIZZA OVEN STADIUM IF YOU TAPED A $20 BILL TO EVER SEAT. YOUR FANS EITHER DON’T CARE OR ELSE THEY CAINT COME TO THE GAME BECAUSE THEIR HOME INCARCERATION BRACELET ALARMS WOULD GO OFF, YOU BUNCH OF CRIMINAL, STREET GANG BANGIN, METH LAB MAKIN, FOOD STAMP CASHIN, TARC BUS RIDIN, NECK TATTOO, SAGGY PANTS, GOLD TOOTH, RAP MUSIC LOVIN, MAKIN BABIES OUT OF WEDLOCK, CAR BORROWING, SPEED DEMON U OF SMELL CRIMINALS. HAPPY THANKSGIVING, WILDCAT FANS. JUST LIKE THE FIRST THANKSGIVING, US GOOD CLASSY PILGRIMS IS GONNA INVITE THE SAVAGE, UNDISCIPLINED INDIGENOUS GHETTO DWELLERS OF LOSERVILLE FOR A DECEMBER 28 BANQUET AND THEN STRIP THEM OF DIGNITY AND TREASURE AND TAKE THEIR SPOT AT THE TOP JUST LIKE THE ORIGINAL PILGRIMS DONE IN 1692. WHICH, BY THE WAY, IS A GOOD PREDICTION FOR THE FINAL SCORE NEXT MONTH WHEN THE CARDINAL CROOKED SHOOTERS GET 16 TO U UH KAY’S 92. I LOVE IT! GO CATS! GO BIG BLUE!