A party in Lexington 35 years in the making … #ForTheTeam Chapter Five 😼🏈 pic.twitter.com/c3h3ZQ0Nd1

— Kentucky Football (@UKFootball) October 7, 2021

KENTUCKY FOOTBALL IS A THING!

The Kentucky Wildcats jumped from #31 to #16 in the Associated Press poll after a hard fought victory over #10 Florida. It was Kentucky’s first home victory over the Gators since 1986.

Street party couch burnings went on until the wee hours.

UK is now 5-0 and welcoming a struggling LSU squad into Kroger Field on Saturday night. In a rare departure from oddsmaker behavior, Kentucky is a 2 point favorite.

Finish the play.
Finish the game.
Finish what you start.

Do that, and anything can happen. pic.twitter.com/XVBvTWTo9F

— LSU Football (@LSUfootball) October 7, 2021

THE BEASMAN florida goes down
LATER GATOR! LATER GATOR! LATER GATOR! (laffs) NOW THE WHOLE WORLD KNOWS THE KENTUCKY WILDCATS IS #1, LARRY MINNER! FLORIDER IS U UH KAY’S BEE-OTCH! (laffs) THEY SAID THEY’S AFRAID TO PLAY US ANYMORE SO THEY MIGHT CHANGE LEAGUES TO GIT AWAY FROM U UH KAY! AWWWWW C-A-T-S CATS! CATS! CATS! (laffs)

THE NEW PO GOT US AT #16 CUZ WE BURNT 16 COUCHES AFTER THE GAME! (laffs) YOU KNOW THEY IS GONNA SHOOT US UP TO #1 AFTER WE STOMP ON L.S.U. NEXT WEEKEND! AND THEN THEM JARJUH BOYS GOIN DOWN TO THE CATS, LARRY! (laffs) ALL THEM S.E.C. EAST SCHOOLS IS GOIN INTO THE TRANSFER PORTAL TO GIT AWAY FROM THE CATS! (laffs) IT’S FINE-LEE HAPPNIN…THE KENTUCKY WILDCATS IS RESPECTERCATED AS A NATIONAL FOOTBAW PIRE! OUR NON-CONFRENCE SCHOOLS IS CALLIN UP WANTIN TO FAR-FIT! I BETCHA L.S.U. COMES UP WITH SOME FAKE COVID EXCUSE TO GIT OUTTA HAVIN TO FACE KENTUCKY! STOOPS TROOPS IS AMERICA’S TEAM! WE WANT BAMA! WE WANT BAMA! WE WANT BAMA! (laffs)

DADGUMMIT, KENTUCKY DONE PUT THE FEAR OF GOD IN ALL THE REST OF THE S.E.C., LITTLE BUDDY, SO WE MIGHT HAVE TO START SCHEDULIN NFL TEAMS JUST TO GIT GAMES! GO BIG BLUE! GO BIG BLUE! (laffs) WE ALL STARMED THE FIELD ON SAIRDEE NIGHT AND THEN WE BURNT UP ALL THE COUCHES IN LEXINUN! (laffs) THE VALUE CITY FURNITURE STORE DONE TRIPLED UP ON COUCH INVENTORY CUZ WE GONNA BURN EM ALL UP AFTER L.S.U. GOES DOWN TO THE CATS! (laffs) AND LARRY, I WAS SO BUSY WATCHIN THE CATS DOMMERATE I FORGOT TO CHECK AND SEE HOW LITTLE BROTHER LOSERVILLE DONE AGAINST NOBODY WOKE FOREST. (laffs) AWWWW, Y’ALL LOST AGAIN! TOO BAD, SO SAD! (laffs) THERE’S STILL TIME FOR VINCE TY-RO TO CALL AND FARFIT THE LOSERVILLE VS KENTUCKY GAME CUZ Y’ALL DON’T WANT NONE OF THESE CATS!

I MEAN, YOU’RE STUPID BUT YOU AIN’T COMPLETE IM-BER-CILES, RIGHT? (laffs) THE A.C.C. SUCKS. Y’ALL DONE LOST TO WOKE. AND N.C. STATE GONNA PUNK YOU! AND WEAK SAUCE CLEMSON CAINT BEAT A POP WARNER TEAM BUT THEY STILL GONNA SPANK LOSERVILLE! (laffs) TIME TO HANG IT UP, YOU CARDINAL CONVICTS! U UH KAY IS KENTUCKY’S ONLY FOOTBAW PIRE TO GO ALONG WITH COACH CAL AND THE BASKETBAW CATS DOMMERATION! AS FOR YOUR LITTLE GHETTO TOWN (sing) TURN OUT THE LIGHTS…THE PARTY’S OVER! (laffs) LOSERVILLE AINT NO COLLEGE SPARTS TOWN! Y’ALL IS JUST A SHOOTIN GALLERY FOR DRUG DEALERS AND GANG BANGERS! SMART PEOPLE IS CAT FANS AND CRIMINALS IS LOSERVILLE FANS. Y’ALL NEED TO CHANGE YOUR TEAM COLOR TO PRISON ARNGE! (laffs)

YOU BUNCH OF SAGGY PANTS, NECK TATTOO, TEETH GRILL, BLING BLING, FOOD STAMP CASHIN, TARC BUS STEALIN, GOD HATIN, UNWED MOTHER MAKIN, BRAINLESS, SPINELESS, STINKBREATH U OF SMELL CARDINAL THUGS! Y’ALL DON’T BLONG ON THE FIELD WITH THE BIG BLUE! (laffs) LET’S GO CATS! #16! SWEET 16, BABY! Y’ALL L.S.U. TIGERS BETTER BRING A BUNCH OF AMBULANCES CUZ THESE CATS IS KILLERS! (laffs) WE’D TAKE STOOPS OVER NICK SABAN ANY DAY! WE’S THE CATS! WE IS KENTUCKY! NATIONAL CHAMPERCHIP COMIN FOR THE CATS! BLUE GITS IN! BLUE GITS IN! BURN THAT COUCH! BURN THAT COUCH! PUNCH THEM GIRLS AT THE FRAT HOUSE! WE IS KENTUCKY AND WE IS INVINCERBLE! AWWWWW C-A-T-S CATS! CATS! CATS!