THE BEASMAN cats win in the rain
AWWWWWW C-A-T-S CATS! CATS! CATS! STOOPS TROOPS IS MAKIN IT RAIN, DADGUMMIT! LET IT RAIN, LET IT RAIN, LET IT RAIN! (laffs) I LOVE ME SOME KENTUCKY WILDCATS PLAYIN IN THE RAIN! THESE CATS LOVVVVE THE WATER! (laffs) HOW BOUT OUR PUNTER! MAX RYAN DONE PULT A FAKE PUNT AND RUN DOWN THE FIELD LIKE HE STOLE SOMETHIN! (laffs)

I LOVE IT! THE U UH KAY PUNTER IS BETTER THAN EVERY OTHER PLAYER IN AMERICA CEPT FOR LYNN BOWDEN JUNIOR, THE NEW SUPERSTAR U UH KAY QUARTERBACK! (laffs) DADGUMMIT, LBJ, YOU CAN LEAD OUR BLUE TROOPS INTO BATTLE ALL YOU WANT! (laffs) CAINT NOBODY STOP LYNN BOWDEN JUNIOR! HE RUNS, HE PASSES, HE JUMPS OVER FOOLS! (laffs) LYNN BOWDEN JUNIOR FOR HEISHMAN! LYNN BOWDEN JUNIOR FOR HEISHMAN! (laffs) HE’S THE GREATEST U UH KAY QUARTERBACK SINCE TIM COUCH! GOOOOOO CATS! GO BLUE!

AIN’T NO HALLER-WEEN FREAK SHOW HERE IN LEXINUN! ALL US GOOD AND CLASSY CAT FANS GONNA HAND OUT BLUE POPCARN BALLS AND U UH KAY COOKIES! GO BIG BOOOOOOOOOOOO! (laffs) GO BIG BOO! GO BIG BOO! WE WANT BAMA! WE WANT BAMA! THE REST OF THE S.E.C. IS PURDY NERVOUS NOW CUZ THEY KNOW THE CATS GONNA RUN THE TABLE. WE GOT FOUR NOBODIES LEFT: TENNERSEE, VANDERSMELT, BABY TENNERSEE, AND LOSERVILLE. WHAT A JOKE! STOOPS MIGHT EVEN GIVE THE PLAYERS OFF AND LET THEIR MAMAS PLAY AGAINST LOSERVILLE. Y’ALL SUCK, LARRY! TRYIN TO ACT LIKE Y’ALL DONE GOOD BEATIN VIRGINNY.

Highlights from the Satterday night victory over Virginia.#GoCards pic.twitter.com/pL3ZFqhIp3

— Louisville Football (@UofLFootball) October 26, 2019

THEY’S A BASKETBAW SCHOOL NOT NO FOOTBAW PIRE! (laffs) GIT SERIOUS! Y’ALL AIN’T BEAT NOBODY GOOD THIS YEAR. THEM FISHBREATH, BEER DRINKIN CATHLICK NOTRE DAME PEDDER-FILES SLAPPED Y’ALL AROUND AND THEY JUST GOT TRASHED BY KHAKI PANTS HARBAUGH AND HIS WIMPERINES. (laffs) SO SHUT UP YOUR STUPID MOUTH ABOUT HOW U OF SMELL GONNA BEAT THE KENTUCKY WILDCATS CUZ YOU IS TAWKIN OUT OF YOUR HIND END, YOU BALD HAIRED, TRAITOR TURNCOAT, BENNER DICK ARNOLD WENT-TO-U-UH-KAY-BUT-CHEERS-FOR-LOUSYVILLE SNOWFLAKE LARRY DADGUM MINNER! (laffs)

21 carries
205 yards
2 touchdowns

Lynn Bowden Jr. is GOING OFF 😤 pic.twitter.com/82Hjcjnr9S

— SEC Network (@SECNetwork) October 27, 2019

Y’ALL BETTER GIT SKEERED RIGHT NOW CUZ LYNN BOWDEN JUNIOR AND OUR PUNTER IS WAITIN TO BREAK YOUR TINY U OF SMELL HEARTS IN A MONTH, YOU BUNCH OF SAGGY PANTS, RAP MUSIC, DOPE SMOKIN, CRACKHEAD, SPINELESS, BRAINLESS, TOOTHLESS, CROSS-EYED LOSERVILLE CARDINAL CONVICTS! (laffs) OUR U UH KAY PUNTER COULD WHIP Y’ALL ALL BY HIS SELF IF KICKIN YOU IN THE CROTCH WAS LEGAL! (laffs) TURN ON THE CHRISTMAS MUSIC, LARRY, CUZ THIS HERE IS THE HIGH HOLY SEASON FOR CATS FANS! WE IS DOMMERATIN THE S.E.C. IN FOOTBAW AND THE HOOPS SEASON IS BACK TOO! (sing)

IT’S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEEEEEEEAAAAARRRR! (laffs) AWWWWWW C-A-T-S CATS! CATS! CATS! (laffs) U UH KAY BASKETBAW JUST STARTED UP AND COACH CAL IS HAPPY TO SHOW OFF ALL THE REE-CRUITS WE GOT THAT U OF SMELL WANTED BUT NOBODY WITH NO BRAINS WOULD EVER CHOOSE TO BE A LOSER OVER BEIN A GOOD AND CLASSY WILDCAT! (laffs)

COACH CAL GITS ALL THE BEST RECRUITS AND LOSERVILLE GITS THE TABLE SCRAPS OF A.C.C. NOBODIES LIKE DUKE AND NARTH CARAMALINER. Y’ALL DON’T EVEN BLONG IN THE SAME GYM AS U UH KAY, LARRY, AND YOU KNOW IT! A U UH KAY SPY TODE ME THAT UNRANKED O-HI-ER STATE COME DOWN FOR A SECRET SCRIMMAGE AGAINST BALDY MACK’S SUPPOSUBLEE FIFTH-RANKED LOUISVILLE CARDINALS AND BEAT Y’ALLS BRAINS OUT! (laffs)

I LOVE IT! GOMER PYLE SATTERFIELD STRUGGLES TO BEAT FOOTBAW NOBODIES AND BALDY MACK’S BASKETBAW BOYS CAINT WHOOP O-HI-ER TUCK-A-BUCKEYES! (laffs) GIVE UP NOW, LOSERVILLE! WE BOTH GOTTA BYE WEEK IN FOOTBAW SO USE THE EXTRA TIME TO TRANSFER TO REAL SCHOOLS THAT THE NC2A WON’T TAKE THEIR BANNERS DOWN! (laffs) I LOVE IT! CATS! CATS! CATS! AWWWWW BLUE! WHITE! U OF SMELL IS A MESS TO-NIGHT! (laffs) CATS CATS CATS! IF YOU AIN’T BLUE YOU’S JUST DOG DOO. (laffs) GO BIG BLUE! GO BIG BLUE! NATIONAL CHAMPERCHIPS! WE WANT BAMA! WE WANT BAMA! WE WANT BAMA!