This strange Russian man zips around the sky from a crane arm and screams like a monkey. After 50 years of frustration, this must be Russia's solution to stop America's moose and squirrel.
Year: 2013
No Gold Records Here
The girl with that horrible Chinese Food song is back with another ear worm featuring the alphabet. That aside, little Alison is still better than Yoko. But isn't everyone?
Incognito no longer
Noted raging racist and soon-to-be-former Miami Dolphins buttmunch Richie Incognito once recorded a PSA asking Dolphins fans to treat each other with respect by acting "civilized." He must have my skill set; reading words off the TelePrompter with no clue as to their meaning. Here is Incognito responding to the firestorm. VIDEO OF INCOGNITO
Boomtown for Hoops
ESPN breaks down who's rolling in dough in college basketball. Open your window --- the harvest is here.
That’s his angle — a perfect angle
SHOCKER: Pat's Steak House is now accepting credit cards --- First change there since salt was discovered in 4,000 B.C.
The Hoff in Bel Air
Ron Burgundy’s stunt double
A Boise, Idaho sports guy delivers his best Anchorman impression for his TV teammates. Scotchy scotch scotch. Here's the real Ron Burgundy regarding film piracy:
Snooki Tooki a Dukie
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Honoring a fleeting B-level celebrity with one's flesh; always a wise idea.
Puddles the 7 foot Sad Clown
Best cover ever.