Before you spend too much money to see rude hussie Miley Cyrus smoke dope in the KFC Yum! Center, reconsider your options. There's a chance that ABBA will tour in 2014, the 40th anniversary of its launch to stardom.
Year: 2013
Grilled cheese, please
Posers
Videographers capture images of people who think they're posing for photos. Now we're all uncomfortable.
You have a burger? I wuv yooooouuuuuu!
-----------If you think your dog gives you unconditional love, never introduce him to your butcher.
Bill’s nightmare is that she won’t leave the house
The most compelling philosophical struggle in the 2016 presidential race may not be moderate Republican Chris Christie vs. Tea Party hardliners. The New Republic illustrates how the Democrats are in a titanic tug of war.
Keith hearts Norway
Meet Keith. He lives in Louisville. He loves languages. He loves Norwegian culture. He is the Ron Burgundy of Norwegian news. VISIT HIS SITE
Serial butt pincher sought
Authorities are searching for a tiny female who has been seen pinching the ceramic buttocks of local Big Boys. She emerges from the back door of a late model Buick or other stock vehicle favored by the elderly. If you see her, do not attempt to apprehend her or turn your backside to her. She apparently gropes and leaves without ordering anything from the menu, a misdemeanor. At one store, she ordered a horn dog and then giggled as she drove past the drive thru and stuck out her tongue at the terrified teenage clerk. If you know anything about this booty fanatic, call 800-RUMP NOT
Artie Dean Harris & Bourbontown
One of Kentucky's favorite country bands is Artie Dean Harris & Bourbontown, a collection of great players from various area bands. Here's their appearance on WHAS-TV's Great Day Live on November 8, 2013
The Thriller is extended
From the original 1982 recording session, listen to Vincent Price deliver his spooky recitation from Michael Jackson's most popular song ever --- Thriller. Some parts were edited and left on the recording studio floor...until now. Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Running down the road trying to loosen my load
Jackie Gulbe loves Jackson Browne more than she loves life itself. She sent this photo with the caption "I did it!" Browne wrote that song over 40 years ago and the small town's leaders finally had the good sense to turn it into a tourist destination. Much of the building burned in 2007 but it has been restored. Visiting that site is a very chick thing to do. Now let's run through the list of Things Every Man Must Do.