We, the people, have spent a ton of money to create a pedestrian link between Kentucky and Indiana on the old Big Four Railroad bridge. It's complete and hundreds of walkers, runners, cyclists, and pet owners are all using it daily. No skateboards. The only problem? Idiots are letting their dogs crap on the bridge and walking away without cleanup duty. (duty---see what I did there?) Solution? Take photos of people allowing their dogs to crap on this expensively refurbished treasure. Post the photos on social networks for Dog Owner Shaming and see if this curtails this unsanitary, thoughtless lack of concern for the taxpayers who created this destination.

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University of Louisville basketballers lost another game mesmerizing game against Notre Dame in South Bend, this one after 5 overtime periods. Somehow, some way, the Luck o' the Irish prevailed again with a roster of thick unknowns. Is it a Cardinal curse or Leprechaun Luck? Here is Rick Pitino's brief statement following the game.

Kate Upton gets the Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition cover again in 2013...below, a still from the 2012 box office bomb "The Three Stooges"

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Look who got a commercial spokesmodel job! It's our girl Sweet Brown...she got time for that! And here she is in her real role, as a celebrity stooge on a publicity tour. MEDICAL MARVEL: Sweet Brown declares that the cure for bronchitis is cold pop! Notify the New England Journal of Medicine.