Month: February 2013
All guys named Terry look like this
News for Uncle Cracker
Five if you count relentless Facebook posting
I like this kid and I don’t know Y
Oh, and by the way, you’re not in Harlem
Kenny Bania stole all these jokes while Newman heckled Jerry
Jerry Seinfeld does a 5 minute standup routine on David Letterman's CBS show on Valentine's Day 2013
My six shooter is not a Tim Gunn
This 1992 photo shows me committing numerous crimes, including riding in the back of a ranch hand's truck with my small children on chairs, plus multiple felonious fashion violations. We were tubing on the Guadalupe River north of San Antonio, Texas when the ranch hand suggested a lunch of the "best Mexican food on earth." He was right.