THE BEASMAN women beat UConn
OHHHH…WOW! THE U OF SMELL SAGGY PANTS RAP MUSIC NECK TATTOO GIRLS WON AGAINST THE UCONN. BIG WHOOPTY DO! GIRL BASKETBAW! (laffs) I’M SO SAD FOR YOU, LARRY. I MEAN, DADGUMMIT, LISSEN TO YOURSELF. (laffs) YOU IS ON THE LECTRIC RADIO ACTIN LIKE YOU IS BUCITED ABOUT GIRL BASKETBAW. (laffs) THIS HERE IS WH&S – THE BIGGEST RADIATOR STATION IN AMERICA AND YOU IS TAWKIN ABOUT GIRL BASKETBAW LIKE IT’S IMPARTANT! (laffs)
GENO AEREOLA DONE SAID HIS UCONN TEAM SUCKS SO WHY Y’ALL ACTIN LIKE YOU DONE SOMETHIN BIGTIME? Y’ALL IS STILL LITTLE SISTERS. YOU AIN’T AS GOOD AS THE GIRL WILDCAT TEAM. SO SHUT YOUR CAKE HOLE ABOUT U OF SMELL GIRLS GITTIN LUCKY AGAINST A BELOW AVERAGE UCONN TEAM. (laffs) LOOK HOW FAR YOU SUNK, LARRY. YOU USED TO BE A PROUD KENTUCKY WILDCAT FAN, CELLAR-MABRATIN THE CATS GOIN TO THE FINAL FOUR AND WINNIN ALL KINDA CHAMPERCHIPS.
BUT NOW THAT YOUR GAY BOYFRIEND SLICK RICK DUMPED YOU AND RUN OFF TO GREECE, YOU GOT NOTHIN LEFT BUT BALDY MACK AND HIS BAD NEWS BEARS BEATIN NOBODY A.C.C. TEAMS AND DADGUM GIRL BASKETBAW. (laffs)
WHY DON’T YOU GIT GOVERNOR MATT BLEVINS ON HERE AGAIN LAFFIN ABOUT LITTLE KIDS FREEZIN TO DEATH AT SCHOOL BUS STOPS. HOPEFULLY AL ROKER WILL CALL YOU A NITWIT THIS TIME. (laffs) YOU IS BOTH A NITWIT AND NINCOMPOOP, LARRY MINNER. CALL HIM THAT, AL ROKER, CUZ LARRY DEE-SERVES IT! (laffs) I LOVE IT THAT MATT JONES IS SELLIN T-SHIRTS THAT SAY SOFT KENTUCKIAN. MATT JONES IS MAKIN MONEY OFF THE LARRY MINNER INNERVIEW. (laffs)
TYPICAL U OF SMELL IDIOT. DON’T KNOW HOW TO MAKE A NICKEL OFF A FUNNY PHRASE SO MATT JONES JUST YANKS IT AWAY FROM YOU AND LAUGHS ALL THE WAY TO THE BANK. LARRY, YOU KNOW MATT JONES GONNA BEAT SNITCH MCCONNELL FOR THE SENATORIUM AND THEN YOU AND REE-TIRED SNITCH CAN SET AROUND LOSERVILLE TAWKIN ABOUT GIRL BASKETBAW ALL YA WANT. (laffs) I LOVE IT. BY THE BY, AIN’T NO WAY THEM HUSKY LOSERVILLE GIRLS GONNA WIN NO NATIONAL CHAMPERCHIPS CUZ THEY ALWAYS FIGGER OUT A WAY TO LOSE IN MARCH MADNESS. (laffs)
THAT CRAZY COACH WILL PROBLEE PUNCH SOMEBODY OR ASIA DURR WILL RUN OFF TO THE CONVENT OR SOMETHIN BEFORE U OF SMELL CAN EARN A BANNER. (laffs) Y’ALL GOT A OPEN SPOT FOR A BANNER BUT THEM CARDINAL CAN’T-NOTS WON’T BRING IT HOME. (laffs) JUST SET BACK AND WAIT FOR BOY BASKETBAW WHICH IS WHAT U OF KAY DOMMERATES EVER YEAR. COACH CAL – HE GOES TO MASS EVER DAY – COACH CAL IS WORKIN TO GIT ANTHONY DAVIS ON THE LAKERS AND THEN EVERBODY THINKS COACH CAL GONNA BE NAMED THE LAKERS COACH. (laffs)
HE MIGHT DO IT AS LONG AS HE CAN KEEP COACHIN THE KENTUCKY WILDCATS AT THE SAME TIME! I MEAN, EVERBODY KNOWS COACH CAL’S GOOD BUDDY LEE-BRON JAMES PURDY MUCH COACHES THE LAKERS ANYWAY SO CAL CAN STAY WITH THE CATS AND THEN HELP LOST ANGELES WHEN HE CAN. AWWW C-A-T-S CATS! CATS! CATS! KENTUCKY GONNA HAVE THEIR WAY WITH FLORIDA TOMORRY. BUT OL U OF SMELL GONNA GIT A BIG OL DOSE OF REE-VENGE FROM THEM NARTH CARAMALINER TURD HEELS.
ALL US GOOD AND CLASSY CAT FANS WILL BE PULLIN FOR THEM TURD HEELS TO SHUT DOWN THE U OF SMELL BALDY MACK BAD NEWS BEARS. (laffs) Y’ALL SUCK AND SO DOES THEM U OF SMELL WOMEN WHO GOT LUCKY AGIN UCONN. THE U UH KAY LADIES GOT CHEATED LAST NIGHT AGAINST SOUTH CARAMALINER BUT THEY’LL BE READY COME MARCH MADNESS. WHO IS YOU FOR IN THE SUPER BO, LARRY?
I DON’T REALLY CARE WHAT YOU THINK CUZ I KNOW TOM BRADY AND THE BLUE UNIFARMS OF THE NEW ENGLISH PATRIARCHS IS GONNA WIN IT ALL CUZ THEY IS ALL ABOUT THE BLUE! JUST LET ME KNOW IF YOU GONNA BE IN SOME SUPER BO COMMERCIAL FOR A GAY DATING APP OR BALD MAN WIG STORE OR WHATEVER CUZ I WANNA CHANGE THE CHANYEL TO THE VICTORIA SECRET UNDERWEAR PARADE WHERE I KNOW YOUR UGLY FACE WON’T SHOW UP! (laffs) GO NARTH CARAMALINER! BEAT LOSERVILLE SO ALL US CAT FANS CAN HAVE A HAPPY WEEKEND! YOU BUNCH OF CROSS EYED, SNAGGLE TOOTH, SAGGY PANTS, MAKIN BABIES OUT OF WEDLOCK, FOOD STAMP, BRAINLESS, SPINELESS, GUTLESS, WELFARE CHEATIN CARDINAL THUGS! GO CATS! GO BLUE! AWWWW C-A-T-S CATS! CATS! CATS! GRONKOWSKI FOR PRESIDENT!
