AWWW C-A-T-S CATS! CATS! CATS! GO BIG BLUE! WE IS #1 IN FOOTBAW. COACH CAL IS #1 IN HURRICANE FUNDRAISIN. AND U OF SMELL STILL SUCKS LIKE LAST YEAR! BIG BLUE NATION RULES THE WORLD! HEY LAREEEEEEEEE! LARRY DADGUM MINNER! YOUR CARDINAL BIRDS LOOKED LIKE THEY STILL GOT THE FUMBLE-ITIS THEY HAD LASS YEAR WHEN U UH KAY BEAT ‘EM AND TURNT EM INTO NOBODIES. WHAT’S THE MATTER WITH THEM CARDINAL CONVICTS, LARRY? DO THEY THINK THAT FOOTBAW IS A SUBPOENA OR A HAND GRENADE? AIN’T NONE OF ‘EM WANTS TO HODE ONTO IT.
LAY-MAR JACKSON WAS OK BUT THE REST OF EM SUCKED. I TELL YOU WHAT, ALL US GOOD AND CLASSY CAT FANS WAS PULLIN HARD FOR THEM ROTTEN BROHM BROTHERS TO UPSET U OF SMELL AND PUT A BIG SMILE ON BIG BLUE NATION’S FACE. GO PURDUE! BEAT THAT VILLE! EVER TIME PURDUE WOULD MAKE A MOVE, ALL OF BIG BLUE NATION WAS LAUGHIN AND PRAYIN FOR THE UPSET. DADGUMMIT, IT WAS LOOKIN GOOD FOR MOST OF THE GAME BUT THEM ROTTEN CARDINAL BIRDS LIMPED AWAY WITH A FRAUD VICTREE.
Just another day at the office for Lamar Jackson vs. Purdue | 30-of-46 passing, 378 yards & tied school mark with 14 100-yd rushing game. pic.twitter.com/IlCwP5GM9e
— LouisvilleFootball (@UofLFootball) September 5, 2017
BUT LEMME TELL YOU, AIN’T NO WAY U OF SMELL CAN BEAT CLEMSON, FLORIDA STATE, OR THE KENTUCKY WILDCATS. STOOPS TROOPS GONNA PIMP SMACK Y’ALL AROUND LIKE WE DONE LAST YEAR, LARRY. THE WILDCATS PUT THE HAMMER DOWN ON SOUTHERN MISTERSIPPI REAL FAST AND SO THE REST OF THE GAME WE WAS JUST EXPERIMENTIN WITH DIFFERNT COMBER-ATIONS. SO THE CATS IS GONNA RUN THE TABLE THIS YEAR AND WIN THE NATIONAL CHAMPERCHIPS IN FOOTBAW AND BASKETBAW.
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— Kentucky Basketball (@KentuckyMBB) September 4, 2017
EVEN YALL STUPID U OF SMELLERS GOTTA ADMIT THAT COACH CAL IS A SAINT. HE JUST COMES ON TV AND IMMEDIATELY BIG BLUE NATION DIGS DEEP AND GIVES A MILLION DOLLARS TO THEM TEXAS PEOPLE WHAT’S DOG PADDLIN FROM THE HARVEY THING. THE ONLY TIME U OF SMELL RAISES MONEY IS TO POST BOND FOR ALL Y’ALLS CRIMINAL PLAYERS AND LEGAL FEES FOR Y’ALL COACHES IN TROUBLE WITH THE NC2A. COACH CAL – HE GOES TO MASS EVER DAY – GOT ALL THEM NBA PLAYERS ON SPEED DIAL TO RAISE CHARITY MONEY.
IF SLICK RICK NEEDS TO TAWK TO HIS FARMER PLAYERS HE JUST GOES DOWN TO SKID ROW TO FIND ‘EM ALL SHOOTIN CRAPS AND SELLIN DOPE FOR A LIVIN. WHAT IS U OF SMELL GONNA DO FOR THE FLOOD VICTIMS, SEND EM SOME OLD LADY STRIPPERS? I LOVE IT.
U UH KAY GOT IT GOIN ON, LARRY. AND QUIT TAWKIN ABOUT HOW OUR RECEIVER WAS ON THE TWITTER MACHINE COMPLAININ ABOUT HIS PLAYIN TIME. TURNT OUT SOME U OF SMELLER HACKED HIS ACCOUNT. SU-PRISE, SU-PRISE. WHY DON’T Y’ALL SNAGGLE TOOTH, BEER BREATH, NECK TATTOO, MAN BUN, DIRTY BEARD, BACKWARDS CAP, GRAFFITI PAINTIN, GRAMPA PUNCHIN, MAKIN BABIES OUT OF WEDLOCK CARDINAL PEOPLE CLEAN UP YOUR OWN HOUSE. THE FIRST THING YOU CAN DO IS FETCH A LADDER TO CLIMB UP AND TAKE DOWN THAT FAKE NEWS BANNER. TAKE IT DOWN! TAKE IT DOWN! TAKE IT DOWN! THAT’S A FRAUD BANNER. THE ONLY U OF SMELL BANNERS THAT IS REAL IS THE ONES DENNY CRUMMY GOT FOR Y’ALL.
AND I WANNA SAY A SPECIAL HELLO TO DENNY CUZ I KNOW HE GOT SICK WHILE HE WAS FISHIN. I’M GLAD HE’S OK NOW CUZ I NEED TO TAKE HIM OUT AND CATCH MORE FISH THAN HIM LIKE I ALWAYS DO. DENNY IS THE ONLY GOOD CARDINAL. SLICK RICK AND THE REST OF THEM ANDRE MCGEE STRIPPER POLE SCUMBAGS IS A DISS-GRACE TO THE STATE OF KENTUCKY. THE ONLY THING U OF SMELL DOES BETTER THAN U UH KAY IS COMMIT CRIMES. CONGRATULATIONS ON HAVIN ONE SKILL, U OF SMELLERS.
AND QUIT ACTIN LIKE JUSTIN THOMAS IS A CARDINAL BIRD. HE WENT TO ALABAMMER CUZ HE KNOWED THE S.E.C. IS THE BEST. HE ONLY SAID HE LIKES U OF SMELL SO Y’ALL WON’T BURN HIS HOUSE DOWN WHILE HE’S AWAY PLAYIN GOLF. YOU SUCK, LARRY! GO CATS! GO BLUE! AWWWWWW C-A-T-S CATS! CATS! CATS! FARDY & OH! FARDY & OH! FARDY & OH!