THE BEASMAN north carolina is in town (WHAS Radio segment, runs 4:45 PM, February 1, 2016)

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>LARRY…WHAT IS Y’ALL SAGGY PANTS, NECK TATTOO, WELFARE CHECK, GOLD TOOTH, STRIPPER POLE, TARC BUS RIDIN, OBAMA PHONE, PROSTITUTE HIRIN U OF SMELL FRAUDS GONNA DO TONIGHT AGAINST NARTH CARAMALINER? YOU KNOW YOU GONNA GIT CRUSHED LIKE A BUG SO WHY DON’T SLICK RICK THROW IN THE TOWEL RIGHT NOW? HE SAID THE BIG MAN WAS REAL SICK THE OTHER DAY WHEN NOBODY VIRGINNY THROWED Y’ALL AROUND LIKE A PIT BULL CHEWIN A RAG DOLL.

——————–WHAT IN THE SAM HILL YOU THINK ROY WILLIAMS AND THE TURD HEELS GONNA DO TO Y’ALL TONIGHT? IT’LL PROBLEE BE A HUNDERD TO NOTHIN BY HALFTIME. LEAST YOU CAN BEAT THE TRAFFIC AND GO CRY YOUR CARDINAL TEARS AT HOME. YOU PROBLEE WANNA GIT HOME EARLY TO WATCH “THE BACHELOR” OR “SAY YES TO THE DRESS” ANYHOW, YOU SNAGGLE TOOTH, SLICK RICK EXCUSE MACHINE.

HOW WAS YOUR I-TALIAN STALLION BOYFRIEND AFTER SAIRDEE’S EMBARRASSMENT? DID YOU CUDDLE UP WITH HIM AND TELL HIM HE AIN’T NO HAS BEEN LIKE COACH CAL SAYS HE IS? OR DID HE STAY OUT ALL NIGHT AT THE KINKO’S SENDING OUT HIS RESUME TO EVER MID-MAJOR IN AMERICA TRYING TO GIT OUTTA DODGE BEFORE THIS NARTH CARAMALINER BEATDOWN YOU GONNA GIT TONIGHT.

LARRY, LARRY, LARRY. IT’S OVER FOR YOU AND SLICK RICK AND ALL YOU LOUDMOUTH TRAITOR TURNCOATS WHO USED TO SUPPORT U UH KAY BUT SLICK RICK MADE Y’ALL GIT RED CARDINAL SWEATERS. WEARING ANYTHING THAT SAYS LOSERVILLE IS JUST LIKE WEARING A CLOWN SUIT.

AINT NOBODY RESPECTS YOUR BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN BOYFRIEND OR HIS WILDCAT WANNABE BASKETBAW PROGRUM. LITTLE NOBODY VIRGINNY COME INTO THE YUM YUM AND GIVE YOU THE WORST BEATDOWN IN THE HISTREE OF THE ARENER AND THEN WHAT DOES SLICK RICK DO AFTER THE GAME? OH, HE SHOWS UP FOR THE PRESS CONFRENCE FOR A CHANGE BUT THE FIRST THING HE DOES IS THROW HIS PLAYERS UNDER THE BUS.

“OH, I KNOWED THIS WAS COMING” SAID SLICK RICK. WELL DADGUMMIT, IF YOU KNOWED IT WAS COMING, HOW COME THE $7 MILLION DOLLAR A YEAR HALL OF FAME COACH DINT DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT? BECAUSE HE’S WARSHED UP, LARRY. HOW COME SLICK RICK WON IT ALL JUST A COUPLE SEASONS AGO BUT Y’ALL STILL CAINT GIT NO TOP RECRUITS? YOU GOT TO GO OUT AND GIT A COUPLE OF GUYS FROM THE RETIREMENT HOME TO BE YOUR STARTING GUARDS BUT THEY GOT BUXPOSED THE OTHER NIGHT.

————–SLICK RICK CAINT RECRUIT THE BIG TIME GUYS CUZ THEY DON’T WANNA PLAY FOR NO CRANKY OLD SCHOOL BEAR BRYANT KIND OF GUY WHEN THEY CAN GO PLAY FOR THE COOL GUY NAME OF COACH CAL AT KENTUCKY. SURE, MY BELOVED KENTUCKY WILDCATS LOSTED TO KANSAS IN OVERTIME BUT THAT WAS IN A HOSTILE ARENER AGAINST THE #4 RANKED TEAM, WHO BY THE WAY, IS HAS THE SECOND MOST ALL-TIME WINS BEHIND THE KENTUCKY WILDCATS, OF CARSE.

AND GUESS WHICH SCHOOL IS NUMBER THREE ON THE ALL-TIME WINS LIST, LARRY? THAT’S RIGHT. NARTH CARAMALINER COACHED BY ROY WILLIAMS, WHO STILL GITS TOP NOTCH RECRUITS EVEN THOUGH HE’S OLDER THAN SLICK RICK.

IT’S CUZ ROY WILLIAMS AIN’T A CRANKY OLD SCHOOL MARINE DRILL SERGEANT LIKE SLICK RICK, HE’S ONE OF THE COOL GUYS LIKE COACH CAL AND SO THE BIGTIME RECRUITS LOVE HIM. Y’ALL GOIN DOWN IN FLAMES TONIGHT, LARRY, AND THEN LET’S SEE YOU SLIDE OUT OF THE TOP 25 PO FOR GOOD. YOU DON’T BLONG IN THERE WITH BIGTIME SCHOOLS LIKE U UH KAY AND NARTH CARAMALINER. YOU IS FRAUDS. LITTLE BROTHER N.I.T. NOBODIES WHO GIT ALL THE TABLE SCRAP RECRUITS THAT COACH CAL, ROY WILLIAMS, MIKE SHITSHETSKI, AND THAT PURTY BOY AT VILLER-NOVA DON’T WANT.

IT’S OVER, LARRY. ME AND ALL MY WILDCAT BUDDIES GONNA BE GATHERED AROUND THE LECTRIC TV TONIGHT TO LAUGH EVER TIME NARTH CARAMALINER POSTERIZES SOME CARDINAL B-LEAGUE RECRUIT. GIVE IT UP, SLICK. YOUR DAY IS OVER. U UH KAY AINT PERFECT THIS SEASON BUT WE BEAT YOU AND WE IS HEADED BACK TO #1 BY THE TIME MARCH MADNESS GITS HERE. WE’LL TAKE THIRTY-FIVE AND FIVE CUZ IT COMES WITH ANOTHER NATIONAL CHAMPERCHIPS.

Y’ALLS LOSERVILLE GIRLS TEAM DONE WON 14 IN A ROW. LET THEM SUIT UP AND PLAY TONIGHT AGAINST THE TURD HEELS BECAUSE THEY CAN KEEP IT WITHIN 20. SLICK RICK’S BRICKLAYERS IS SO BAD SHOOTING I HEAR TELL THE YUM CENTER SCOREBOARD OPERATOR PUT ALL NEW LIGHT BULBS IN THE ZERO. GO CATS! GO CAROLINA! IT’S A FUN NIGHT IN KENTUCKY FOR EVERBODY WEARING BLUE!