THE BEASMAN Louisville beats Michigan State
WELL…I GUESS YOU SAGGY PANTS, RAP MUSIC, NECK TATTOO, THUGGIN’ CARDINAL FRAUDS THINK YOU IS HOT SNOT NOW, HUH? WELL YOU AIN’T, DADGUMMIT! JUST CUZ YOU GOT LUCKY AND MICHERGAN STATE LAID DOWN AND LET YOU WIN LAST NIGHT DON’T MEAN THE U OF SMELL DUMPSTER FIRE IS OUT. (laffs) BIG BLUE NATION KNOWS WHAT’S UP…Y’ALL IS STILL SKEEZY, STRIPPER POLE, SHOE COMPANY MONEY, 15 SECONDS OF RESTRUNT LOVE, LYIN UNDER OATH CONVICTS. (laffs)

THE KENTUCKY WILDCATS IS GOOD AND CLASSY, AND WE AIN’T SKEERED OF PLAYIN U OF SMELL IN A FEW WEEKS CUZ WE GOT GAMES AGAINST REAL TEAMS LIKE TONIGHT…WE PLAYIN SOMEBODY CALLED MON-MOUTH. I’M SURE THEY IS BETTER THAN MICHERGAN STATE CUZ COACH CAL DON’T PLAY NO CUPCAKES. COACH CAL SAYS HIS WILDCATS NEED A LITTLE MORE TWEAKIN, BUT WE GONNA RUN THE TABLE. YEAH! (laffs)

BRING ON DUKE AGAIN CUZ THAT LAST GAME WAS A FRAUD! DUKE SUCKS. AND SO DOES LOSERVILLE. NOW THAT YOU FIRED THAT CHEATIN SLICK-HAIRED I-TALIAN MOBSTER SLICK RICK, YOU DONE HIRED THIS BALD NERD FROM A CATHLICK FALSE RELIGION SCHOOL IN CINCINNAPLISS. HE DINT OUTCOACH TOM IZZO LAST NIGHT. IZZO WAS HIGH ON COUGH SYRUP LAST NIGHT SO HE WEREN’T ALL THERE. SO BALDY CHRIS MACK GOT LUCKY. WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS LOSERVILLE TEAM, BALDY AND THE BAD NEWS BEARS? (laffs)

"I know the Louisville Faithful wanted a game like this, some good news around here. I'm happy that we could deliver against a very well-respected opponent and one of the best teams in the country."

–@CoachChrisMack pic.twitter.com/fCeWVsQA8y

— Louisville Basketball (@LouisvilleMBB) November 28, 2018

THEM REFFERMARIES WAS CALLIN TOO MANY FOULS ON MICHERGAN STATE AND DAN GASBAG DAKICH KEPT SAYIN NICE STUFF ABOUT LOSERVILLE SO IT WAS LIKE EVER-BODY WAS HIGH ON COUGH SYRUP. U UH KAY AIN’T SKEERED OF NO BALDY’S BAD NEWS BEARS. LET’S PLAY TONIGHT, DADGUMMIT! COACH CAL SAYS HE CAN BEAT U OF SMELL RIGHT AFTER WE THROW MON-MOUTH IN THE TRASH TONIGHT. (laffs)

DON’T MATTER TO BIG BLUE. WE WILL PLAY Y’ALL ANYWHERE, ANY TIME, YOU BUNCH OF SNAGGLE TOOTH CARDINAL FAN LYIN DOGS. EVER BLIND SQUIRREL FINDS A WALNUT, OR WHATEVER. U UH KAY GONNA BLOW YOU OUTTA THE BUILDING IN A MONTH, COUNT ON IT, CARDINAL SUCKERS. WE AIN’T SKEERED OF Y’ALL…

WE IS THE CATS! WE WANT DUKE! AGAIN! WE WANT DUKE! AGAIN! THIRTY NINE AND ONE! THIRTY NINE AND ONE! THIRTY NINE AND ONE!

AND AS FAR AS FOOTBAW, U UH KAY DONE SHOWED YOU LITTLE CARDINAL NOBODIES WHO RUNS THIS STATE! AIN’T NO JEFF BROHM COMIN…THEM NEWS REPORTS IS ALL LIES. JEFF BROHM AIN’T SO DUMB THAT HE WOULD GIVE UP A BIGTIME JOB LIKE PURDUE TO TAKE OVER THIS CARDINAL NIGHTMARE. Y’ALL COULDN’T WHIP MALE HIGH SCHOOL RIGHT NOW. YOU NEED TO PUT A BIG CAGE OVER THE TOP OF THAT FOOTBAW STADIUM AND TURN IT INTO ANOTHER LOCAL PRISON. THE CITY OF LOSERVILLE IS ONE GIANT CRIME SCENE. OUR WILDCAT TEAM BUS HAD TO BE SURROUNDED BY ARMY TANKS JUST TO GIT OUTTA TOWN SAFE.

IT DON’T MATTER IF JEFF BROHM’S BRINGS HIS TWO BROTHERS, HIS DADDY, HIS MAMA, AND THE FAMILY DOG. THEY CAINT SOLVE THAT U OF SMELL CURSE. JUST EMBRACE LOSERDOM. EVER SUPERSTAR NEEDS A FOIL AND U UH KAY GOT LITTLE BROTHER LOSERVILLE TO BE OUR DOORMAT. ENJOY YOUR LITTLE MICHERGAN STATE FAKE NEWS VICTREE CUZ BIG BLUE IS COMIN TO RUIN YOUR CHRISTMAS, YOU PENCIL NECK, MAN WEARIN EARRINGS, G.E.D. FLUNKIN, MAKIN BABIES OUT OF WEDLOCK, F.B.I. SUSPECT, DEADBEAT, SPINELESS, GUTLESS, BRAINLESS U OF SMELL FRAUDS. GO CATS! GO BLUE! WE WANT DUKE! AGAIN! THIRTY NINE AND ONE! THIRTY NINE AND ONE! THIRTY NINE AND ONE!