THE BEASMAN cats still rolling
YOU CAN TAWK ALL YOU WANT ABOUT STOOPID BRACKER-TOLLER-GEE PUTTIN U UH KAY AT A 4 SEED BUT THAT’S JUST HOGWARSH. THE CATS IS ON THE RISE AND THEY GONNA BE A #1 SEED TWO WEEKS FROM NOW AFTER WE WIN THE S.E.C. TOURNEYMINT…AGAIN! (laffs)

LOSERVILLE SUCKUPS LIKE YOU, LARRY MINNER, NEEDS TO CHECK THE NEW PO! (laffs) THE MIGHTY KENTUCKY WILDCATS IS LIKE JARGE JEFFERSON. (sing) WELL WE’RE MOVIN ON UP! MOVIN ON UP! TO A DEE-LUXE #1 SEED ON THE EAST SIDE! (laffs) I LOVE IT! ALL THEM OTHER FRAUDS LOST: BYE BYE GONZAGGER, BAYLOR, AND SAN FERNANDO STATE! (laffs)

Y’ALL JUST A BUNCH OF SWISHY BOYS! (laffs) BIG BLUE COMIN THRU IN THE PO HEADIN STRAIGHT TO #1 (laffs) THE CATS IS FINE-LEE PLAYIN LIKE THE KENTUCKY LEGENDS WE KNOW THEY IS! BIG NICK DICKS AND MAN-YELL QUICKER PICKER UPPER IS DOMMERATIN THE S.E.C. AND THEY PROLLY GONNA BE SHARIN PLAYER OF THE YEAR HONORS!

Interviews after the win⤵️@IQ_GodSon: "The #PickNick video was great"@TyreseMaxey tipped @IQ_GodSon & @iamnickrichards for @SEC Co-Players of the Year@iamnickrichards: "We just needed to win. Whatever I had to do to help the team win – that's what was going through my mind" pic.twitter.com/OEL2sQgYzC

— Kentucky Basketball (@KentuckyMBB) February 23, 2020

(laffs) COACH CAL – HE GOES TO MASS EVER DAY – COACH CAL KNOWS US GOOD AND CLASSY CAT FANS IS KEEPIN A EYE ON HIM. SEE, U UH KAY GOTTA GO DOWN TO PLAY THEM TEXAS A&P THUGS ON FAT TUESDAY AND COACH CAL IS A BEER DRINKIN CATHLICK SO US CAT FANS GONNA KEEP A TIGHT LEASH ON HIM SO HE AIN’T RUNNIN NEKKID IN NO MARDI GRASS PARADE BEFORE THE CATS GAME!

YOU CATHLICKS GIT ALL LATHERED UP ON FAT TUESDAY CUZ YOU GOTTA BEE-HAVE DURIN LENT SO CAL GONNA BE CONFINED TO HIS ROOM ALL DAY. (laffs) HE CAN HAVE 9 BEERS AFTER U UH KAY BEATS THEM TEXAS A&P PUNKS BUT BIDNIZ COMES FIRST! BIG BLUE CAN WIN IT ALL AS LONG AS WE WORK ON GITTIN THE BAW INBOUNDS! (laffs)

THAT GOT A LITTLE HAIRY AT THE END OF THE FLORIDA GAME BUT I HEARED THAT DICK V-TALLIS TODE COACH CAL TO KEEP IT CLOSE TO HELP THE RATINGS! DON’T MATTER! (laffs) CATS WIN! CATS WIN! CATS WIN! BIG BLUE NATION OWNS THE S.E.C. AND WE IS (sing) MOVIN ON UP! (laffs) LET’S BEAT THE A&P, THEN WE GOT SWEATY BRUCE PEARL, THEN TENNERSEE, AND THEN FLORIDA AGAIN AND U UH KAY WILL BE #1!

GO CATS! GO BLUE! Ls DOWN! Ls DOWN! (laffs) CUZ LITTLE BROTHER LOSERVILLE TRYIN TO HANG ON TO THEIR FOOL’S GOLD SEASON! (laffs) LARRY, U OF SMELL IS LIKE A BIG FAT TURKEY THE DAY BEFORE THANKSGIVING. Y’ALL CARDINAL FANS JUST CLUCK CLUCK CLUCKIN AROUND ABOUT HOW Y’ALL SO GOOD AND YOU THINK YOU GONNA GIT A #3 SEED. (laffs) WHAT A JOKE! Y’ALL TURKEYS BOUT TO GIT YOUR HEAD CHOPPED OFF TONIGHT BY FLORIDA STATE CUZ THEY COACHED BY MY SON LENNER HAMMER-TON! (laffs)

HE ALREADY THUMPED Y’ALL ONCE AND HE’S GONNA BEAT YOUR BRAINS OUT TONIGHT! (laffs) ALL US CAT FANS GONNA BE WATCHIN TONIGHT AND YELLIN “GO LENNER HAMMER-TONS! GO FLORIDER STATE! BEAT THEM STRIPPER PO SWINGIN, FAKE BANNER CARDINAL FRAUDS! (laffs) STOP ACTIN LIKE YOU’S GOOD, U OF SMELL! YOU BEAT NOBODY NARTH CARAMALINER AND LAME SYR-A-MA-CUSE BUT YOU ALSO JUST LOST TO SUPER NOBODY CLEMSON AND SUCKY JARJUH TECH WHICH TELLS EVERBODY THAT U OF SMELL SUCKS AGAIN. HELLO, N.I.T. (laffs)

Another step closer.

📹: #Team106 \\\ Win 2️⃣3️⃣ pic.twitter.com/Dz4J3f04FZ

— Louisville Basketball (@LouisvilleMBB) February 23, 2020

LARRY, YOU SAGGY PANTS, NECK TATTOO, BEER FOR BREAKFAST, GOD HATIN, FOULMOUTH, BRAINLESS, SPINELESS, TOOTHLESS CARDINAL FANS NEED TO PACK UP YOUR BULLET HOLE COVERED DRIVE BY SHOOTIN CARS AND DRIVE TO THE N.I.T. WHERE YOU BLONG! LOOK AT THE PO AND ACCEPT THAT Y’ALL IS DROPPIN WORSE THAN BLOOMSBERG, JO BIDEN, AND GAY MAYOR BUTTHEAD COMBINED. (laffs) GO FLORI-DER STATE! GO LENNER HAMMER-TON!

US CAT FANS LOVE YOU TONIGHT! BEAT THEM CARDINAL CONVICTS AND US CAT FANS WILL PLAY OUR BANJOES ALL NIGHT LONG! (laffs) Ls DOWN! Ls DOWN! Ls DOWN! (laffs) AWWWWW C-A-T-S CATS! CATS! CATS! BIG NICK DICKS AND MANUEL QUICKER PICKER UPPER FOR S.E.C. PLAYER OF THE YEAR TWINS! (laffs) BRACKER-TOLLER-GEE IS STOOPIDER THAN BETTIN ON BLOOMBERG! GO CATS! GO BIG BLUE!