THE BEASMAN cats lose to south caramaliner HOW COME THEY DINT FIRE YOU WHEN THEY CLEANED HOUSE THE OTHER DAY? I JUST BOUT VOMITED WHEN I HEARED YOUR GUTLESS WEASEL VOICE ON THE WH&S TODAY. WHY IS YāALL LAUGHIN BOUT STUFF TODAY? THIS HERE IS A BONER-FIED BIG BLUE NATION TRAGEDY WE GOT GOIN ON AND YāALL ON THERE MAKIN JOKES! MOST KENTUCKY KIDS COULDNāT GO TO SCHOOL DAY CUZ OF DEE-PRESSION. DOCTORS IS HANDIN OUT FREE PROZAC. KENTUCKY IS A DEE-ZASTER ZONEā¦NO JOY NOWHERE! (cry) THIS IS MORE HORRIBLE-ER THAN LOSIN TO TENNERSEE LASS YEAR. (cry) GO AHEAD AND MOCK ME, YOU SNAGGLE TOOTH, CROSS-EYED, U OF SMELL BOOTLICKIN HAS BEEN NOBODY! He. Called. Game. @The__Future11
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#1 Cardinals validate their ranking with win over Michigan, The Beasman is getting skeered
Highlights from the Cards 58-43 victory over #4 Michigan.#GoCards pic.twitter.com/waLNa3ZjZq— Louisville Basketball (@LouisvilleMBB) December 4, 2019 THE BEASMAN cards win as #1 LARRY! LARRY! LARRY! I BEEN WANTINā TO VOMIT ALL DAY HAVINā TO HEAR ABOUT THEM NO COUNT, TWO BIT, WILDCAT WANNABE, PHONEY #1 U OF SMELL CARDINAL BIRDS WHOOPINā MICH-ER-GAN! I SPENT ALL DAY YESTERDEE PRAYIN TO GOD, JESUS, ADOLPH RUPP, THE ELF ON THE SHELF, AND HOLY MACARONI THAT MICH-ER-GAN WOULD COME INTO THAT NASTY CHICKEN BUCKET AREN-ER AND KICK THE CARDINALS IN THEIR STOOPID FACES BUTā¦NAWWW. NOW WE GOT TO LISSEN ALL WEEK TO ALL THAT IGNERT CHIRPIN BOUT HOW LOSERVILLE IS SO GREAT AND HOW THEY DOMMERATED EVERBODY AND THEY AINāT LOST TO NO EVANSVILLE AND ALL
ONE AND NONE — The Beasman hopes the U of Smellers die two painful deaths this holiday weekend
THE BEASMAN two Cardinal deaths LARRY, LARRY, LARRY! (laffs) I HOPE SANTA CLAUS BRINGS YOU SOME BRAINS THIS YEAR! (laffs) EVERTHANG YOU SAY IS WRONG AND STUPID! (laffs) SHUT YOUR CAKEHOLE TAWKIN ABOUT U UH KAY NOT LIKIN DUKE LOSINā LAST NIGHT! ALL US GOOD AND CLASSY KENTUCKY WILDCAT FANS LOVE WHEN DUKE LOSES, EVEN IF IT MEANS GOOD STUFF FOR LOSERVILLE. BIG BLUE NATIONāS MOTTO IS: āDUKE IN PAIN IS U UH KAYāS GAIN!ā (laffs) Nate Bain's game winner was everyone's favorite play from the @SFA_MBB win over No. 1 Duke, but we want to hear from you 'Jack Nation. What was your second favorite play! Vote now!š https://t.co/QuzhjhAKn8#RaiseTheAxe#AxeEm pic.twitter.com/rKsbPa1Ny6— SFA Athletics (@SFA_Athletics) November 27, 2019 POOR LITTLE DUKIESā¦CRYIN
The Beasman can’t think straight after the Cats lost #1 in one day
THE BEASMAN cats losing to everybody (crying) WALTER MCCARTHY IS THE DEVIL! (cry) A FARMER KENTUCKY WILDCAT U-MILLER-FIED AMERICAāS TEAM, THE KENTUCKY WILDCATS WHO USED TO CALL HIM FRIEND! (cry) WE FOUNDLY PROVED WE WAS NUMBER ONE AND THEN WALTER MCCARTHY DONE SNATCHED IT AWAY LIKE A TWO-BIT THIEF IN THE NIGHT! (cry) I AINāT BEEN ABLE TO GIT OUTTA BED FOR 3 DAYS, LARRY MINNER. (cry) I KNOW YOU AND ALL YOUR CARDINAL BUDDIES IS SMIRKIN CUZ THE GOOD AND CLASSY #1 KENTUCKY WILDCATS CAINT BEAT NOBODY NO MORE. (cry) I HATE WALTER MCCARTHY WITH EVER-THANG I GOT! DADGUMMIT, HOW CAN A FARMER WILDCAT STAB COACH CAL IN THE BACK LIKE THIS BY HAVIN THE AUDACERATION TO SCORE MORE POINTS?
Cats fail to Kash but THE STREAK STARTS NOW
ššš„ šš¬ššš” š#HailStateš¶ | @H_Kylin pic.twitter.com/5FguNeL4WY— Mississippi State Football (@HailStateFB) September 21, 2019 THE BEASMAN cats lose again I ALMOST WANNA VOMIT WHEN YOU ANSWER THE PHONE! U OF SMELL AINāT NOTHIN BUT A BUNCH OF DEMONS! ALL YāALL SNAGGLE TOOTH, STINKBREATH CARDINAL FANS WAS A-SQAWKIN BOUT KASH DANIEL TWISTIN THAT FLORIDER GUYāS ANKLE BUT I SEEN SOME U OF SMELL THUG ON SAIRDEE TRYIN TO BREAK A LEG ON A FLORIDER STATE GUY. HOW COME YāALL AINāT ALL HOT-HEADED ABOUT THAT, YOU BUNCH OF HIPPER-CRIT LOSERVILLE LOSERS! What a play by @dezfitz8! š³#GoCards #MustSeeACC | @UofLFootball pic.twitter.com/nfQYJmE4E1— ACC Digital Network (@theACCDN) September 21, 2019 ITāS OK WHEN A U OF SMELLER TRIES TO BREAK A GUYāS LEG BUT
A peculiar twist – did UK twist media arms to scrub video – and is the word LIAR embedded in peculiar?
The University of Kentucky's football series with the University of Florida has taken on a peculiar twist. Last year in Gainesville, the Kentucky Wildcats snapped a 31 game losing streak to the Florida Gators. UK linebacker Kash Daniel celebrated on the visitors' field. AND THATS THE BOTTOM LINE! @steveaustinBSR pic.twitter.com/eq3cfstfNZ— Kash Daniel (@KashDaniel15) September 9, 2018 This year in Lexington, the Gators won a dramatic contest over UK and a Florida player returned the gesture. pic.twitter.com/l12LTtRb5M— Alex Huelsman (@alex_huelsman) September 15, 2019 Beyond Florida's victory came an outpouring of angry Gator fans who saw Kentucky's Kash Daniel twist the ankle of their quarterback Kyle Trask. Daniel denied any wrongdoing, but further video angles affirm Florida claims that the UK player
In Kentucky, basketball stardom overrides terroristic threatening
.@boogiecousins: @UKAthletics Hall of Famer.Congratulations to DeMarcus on joining the elite club. pic.twitter.com/LIpMi5I7Wg— Kentucky Basketball (@KentuckyMBB) September 14, 2019 Congratulations to Kentucky one-and-done star DeMarcus Cousins. He helped the Cats get to the Elite Eight a decade ago and has made the NBA all-star team multiple times. He just got married two weeks ago, threatened to murder his baby mama, and is now in the University of Kentucky Athletic Hall of Fame. Wait, what? Yeah, he got a bit steamed when his ex wouldn't allow their child to attend "Boogie" Cousins' wedding to another woman so the NBA star allegedly threatened her over the phone. She recorded it and released it to TMZ. There's been no legal update since the
GO PACK! š practice underway…former UK Wildcat ejected for cheap shot
Packers practices are underway. This week features a pair of practices with the Houston Texans visiting Wisconsin. Former Kentucky Wildcat Lonnie Johnson Jr. was ejected by his Texans coach for taking an unwarranted shot at Packers tight end Jace Sternberger. Johnson apparently ignored the no-hitting rule by jacking Sternberger after he caught a pass. Johnson then taunted Sternberger as he lay on the field. Packers players were not pleased. Johnson later tweeted that he's "not trying to hurt nobody." Johnson's UK degree was not in English. Not trying to hurt nobody just wanna be great šš¾ā¼ļø https://t.co/tv734EE9TH— Lonnie Johnson jr. (@Lonnie30johnson) August 5, 2019 Former Green Bay fullback John Kuhn (30) now analyzes team play for the Packers network. Here's Kuuuuuuuuuuuuuhn's
The Beasman ain’t too pleased about Big Blue Nation outside looking in at the Final Four
THE BEASMAN natl championship night SHUT YOUR PIE HOLE ABOUT THE NATIONAL CHAMPERCHIPS GAME, YOU BALD HAIRED, TRAITOR TURNCOAT, BACKSTABBING U OF SMELL SUCKUP! ALL US GOOD AND CLASSY KENTUCKY WILDCAT FANS AINāT IN NO MOOD FOR JOSHIN, DADGUMMIT. THIS WAS POSED TO BE OUR NIGHT WITH ERRBODY SCREAMIN GO BIG BLUE AND TELLIN ALL THE OTHER SCHOOLS THAT THEY SUCK. IT FEELS LIKE THE GRINCH DONE STOLE OUR BLUE CHRISTMAS AGAIN, LARRY MINNER. āCOACH CAL FOR LIFEā BETTER GIT US A WILDCAT CHAMPERCHIPS NEXT YEAR OR ELSE HIS LIFETIME DEAL IS GONNA END. A LIFETIME CONTRACT IS ONLY GOOD AS LONG AS YOUāS ALIVE, DADGUMMIT! YOU HEAR ME, COACH CAL? DONāT HUMILERATE BIG BLUE NATION
UofL hits the skids and The Beasman ain’t too blue about it
THE BEASMAN cathlick magic POOR, POOR CARDINAL BIRDS. DONE LOST āEM THREE IN A ROW AND AINāT NO RELIEF IN SIGHT. MARCH SADNESS STARTS TOMORROW IN YOUR GHETTO TOWN WHILE THE REST OF BIG BLUE NATION GITS READY TO WIN ANOTHER CHAMPERCHIPS! GO BIG BLUE! GO BIG BLUE! GO BIG BLUE! BUT OL U OF SMELL CAINT EVEN BEAT NOBODY BOSTON BAKED BEAN COLLEGE. (laffs) TOO BAD, SO SAD! (laffs) YOU KNOW LARRY, IāD LIKE TO SAY ALL US GOOD AND CLASSY KENTUCKY WILDCATS FANS IS FEELIN PITY FOR YOU LITTLE BROTHER NOBODIES BUT I DONāT WANNA LIE RIGHT HERE ON THE LECTRIC RADIO. (laffs) YāALL U OF SMELL FAILURES NEED TO