THE BEASMAN itās over (weep) IT CAINT BE REE-REE-REAL, CAT FANS! (weep) IT JUST C-C-C-C-CAINT. THE CATS DONE GOT SKEERED AND FOLDED LIKE A TENT TO THEM F.B.I. CHEATIN, SWEATY BRUCE PEARL AUBURN TIGER NOBODIES. WHAT IN THE SAM HILL IS A-GOIN ON ROUND HERE? COACH CAL SUCKS! (weep) I AINT SLEPT A WINK, LARRY MINNER, CUZ I KNOW YOU AND ALL THEM CROSS-EYED, SAGGY PANTS, RAP MUSIC, FACE TATTOO, FILTHY CARDINAL FANS IS SMIRKIN. DADGUMMIT! WE IS IN PAIN AND ALL YOU HEARTLESS LOSERVILLE CHEATERS GOT THE CAHONES TO LAUGH AT OUR MISERY? WHAT KIND OF SICK-IN-THE-HEAD WHACK JOBS IS YOU? (weep) IāLL CALL YOU BACK LATER. I NEED TO TAKE ANOTHER FISTFUL
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Big Blue Smack Talk – never calm before the storm
THE BEASMAN game night AWWWWWW C-A-T-S CATS! CATS! CATS! (laffs) ITāS SWEET 16 FRIDEE NIGHT AND AMERICAāS TEAM, THE KENTUCKY WILDCATS, IS GONNA CRUSH HOUSTON LIKE THEY IS IN THE ALAMO. AINāT THAT IN HOUSTON? DONāT MATTER, THE MIGHTY WILDCATS GONNA TREAT HOUSTON LIKE ITāS JUSSIE SMOLLETT WALKIN HOME FROM SUBWAY AT 2 IN THE MARNIN WITH A FROZEN TUNA FISH SAMMICH. KA-POW! RIGHT IN THE KISSER, HOUSTON! (laffs) TOO BAD TENNERSEE LOST TO HURT THE S.E.C. BUT YOU GOTTA REE-LIZE THEM REFFERMARIES IN LOSERVILLE IS LOWDOWN CHEATERS. THATāS JUST THE LOSERVILLE WAY OF LIFE! (laffs) WHEN YOU GIT SENT TO CHEATERVILLE, EXPECT TO GIT CHEATED! (laffs) TOO BAD, SO SAD, TENNERSEE! (laffs) AUBURN AND L.S.WHO. PROLLY
IT’S ALWAYS A SWEETER 16 WHEN LOSERVILLE AIN’T THERE
THE BEASMAN sweet 16 for the cats SWEEEEEEEEEET 16, LARRY MINNER! AWWWWWW C-A-T-S CATS! CATS! CATS! OUR PRECIOUS KENTUCKY WILDCATS IS GONNA ROCK (ohio state or Houston) JOCK COME FRIDEE! WE GONNA ROUGH EM UP LIKE THEY IS JUSSIE SMOLLETT WALKIN TO GIT A TUNA FISH SAMMICH AT 2 OāCLOCK IN THE MARNIN (laffs) QUIT TAWKIN ABOUT THE MULLER REPORT, PIREBALL, RICH LADIES . OR ANYTHING ELSE. ALL THAT MATTERS RIGHT NOW IS COACH CAL AND THE CATS! AMERICA IS BIG BLUE NATION! EVERBODY KNOWS THIS HERE IS U UH KAYāS CHAMPERCHIP COMIN UP. WE GONNA GIT PJ BACK. HERRO IS A HERO. REED TRAVIS IS BETTER THAN LEE-BRON JAMES. THE NC2A DONE CARVED KENTUCKY WILDCATS NAME ONTO THE CHAMPERCHIPS
90s Flashback: Pitino’s Bombinos stun Louisville again
THE BEASMAN cards lose (crying) AWWWWW LARRY! (cry) M-M-M-M-ME AND ALL MY WILDCAT BUDDIES IS CRYING BUCKETS OF TEARS FROM SEEING YOUR FILTHY CARDINAL BUDDIES LOSE TO BABY PITINO. (cry) B-B-B-B-BUT (laffs) WE IS CRYING TEARS OF JOYYYYYYYY! (laffs) ZIPPITY DO DAH, ZIPPITY DAY. MY OH MY WHAT A WONDERFUL DAY! (laffs) I BEEN GIGGLIN LIKE A SCHOOL GIRL SINCE MINNERSOTA HIT THEIR FIRST THREE POINTER. (laffs) #Gophers dig deep to Round 2!#MarchMadness | @GopherMBB pic.twitter.com/k28nauO7jM— NCAA March Madness (@marchmadness) March 21, 2019 THREEEEEEEEEEE! ERRBODY SAID āMINNERSOTA CAINT HIT NO LONG SHOTS SO U OF SMELL DONāT NEED TO GUARD āEM!ā WELL HOW DID THAT WORK OUT FOR YOU SNAGGLE TOOTH, G.E.D. FLUNKIN, BRAINLESS, SPINELESS LOSERVILLE CARDINAL BIRDS?
Kentucky can mow down a row of daffodils on the way to the Final Four
THE BEASMAN march madness (1) HEY LARREEEEEEā¦LARRY THE LOSER DONE TODE HIS BALD BUDDY CHRIS MACK TO NOT BOTHER PACKIN NO OVERNIGHT BAG. THE NC2A FOUNT ANOTHER PITINO TO WRECK YOUR PROGRUM. U OF SMELL FIRED HIS DADDY AND SLICK RICK IS SUIN U OF SMELL FOR FARDY MILLION DOLLARS. I BETCHA RICHARD PITINO GONNA HAVE ANDRE MCGEE SETTIN ON HIS BENCH ALONG WITH THREE F.B.I. AGENTS REFEREEING THE GAME. (laffs) YāALL AINāT GOT A PRAYER, YOU BUNCH OF SAGGY PANTS, RAP MUSIC, DUKE COLLAPSIN FOOLS. (laffs) MEANTIME, AMERICAāS TEAM, THE KENTUCKY WILDCATS GONNA ROLL RIGHT THROUGH THAT WEAK SAUCE BRACKET LIKE THE BULLS IN PIMP-PLANNO. U UH KAYāS BRACKET IS LIKE THAT LOSERVILLE SINKHOLEā¦ALL
The Catholic God is out to get Kentucky, can Coach Cal become a Protestant for better heavenly help?
THE BEASMAN I hate cathlicks I HATE CATHLICKS LIKE YOU, LARRY MINNER. ALL YOUR FAKE RELIGION BUDDIES THINK YOU CAN JUST GO GIT DRUNK AT THE MARDI GRAS AND VOMIT ALL OVER THE PLACE AND THEN GO TO CONFESSION AND ALL YOUR SINS JUST GIT WIPED AWAY LIKE A ETCH-A-SKETCH. TELL THE TRUTH RIGHT NOW, YOU CATHLICK FRAUD. THEM NOTRE DAME PHONIES LAID DOWN AND JUST LET THE NOBODY CARDINALS BEAT āEM, RIGHT? ANDRE MCGEE PROBLEE GIVE A HUNK OF CASH TO THAT POPE FELLER! THATāS HOW YāALL SINFUL CARDINAL BIRDS OPERATE. YOU AND ALL THEM OTHER TOOTHLESS, BRAINLESS CARDINAL FANS MAKE ME SICK EVER TIME YOU MENTION THAT U UH KAY LOST. WE KNOW WE LOST,
UofL hits the skids and The Beasman ain’t too blue about it
THE BEASMAN cathlick magic POOR, POOR CARDINAL BIRDS. DONE LOST āEM THREE IN A ROW AND AINāT NO RELIEF IN SIGHT. MARCH SADNESS STARTS TOMORROW IN YOUR GHETTO TOWN WHILE THE REST OF BIG BLUE NATION GITS READY TO WIN ANOTHER CHAMPERCHIPS! GO BIG BLUE! GO BIG BLUE! GO BIG BLUE! BUT OL U OF SMELL CAINT EVEN BEAT NOBODY BOSTON BAKED BEAN COLLEGE. (laffs) TOO BAD, SO SAD! (laffs) YOU KNOW LARRY, IāD LIKE TO SAY ALL US GOOD AND CLASSY KENTUCKY WILDCATS FANS IS FEELIN PITY FOR YOU LITTLE BROTHER NOBODIES BUT I DONāT WANNA LIE RIGHT HERE ON THE LECTRIC RADIO. (laffs) YāALL U OF SMELL FAILURES NEED TO
Duke rhymes with puke. How come them there Cats ain’t #1 yet?
THE BEASMAN uk beats tenn THANKS FOR NOTHIN, LOSERVILLE! (laffs) YāALL BUNCH OF BRAINLESS, SPINELESS, TWO BIT NECK TATTOO, SAGGY PANTS, RAP MUSIC, WHISKEY FOR BREAKFAST, MAKIN BABIES OUT OF WEDLOCK CARDINAL CONVICTS GOT A 99.9% CHANCE TO BEAT THEM ROTTEN DUKIES AND YOU BLOWED IT. (laffs) THE ONE DADGUM TIME YOU LOSERVILLE NITWITS GOT A CHANCE TO HELP THE KENTUCKY WILDCATS AND YOU FOLDED LIKE A TWO DOLLAR TENT. (laffs) THANKS FOR NOTHIN, YOU BUNCH OF CARDINAL FRAUDS! IF YāALL WOULDA TOOK CARE OF BIDNIZ AGAINST THEM DUKIES THEN U UH KAY WOULD PROBLEE BE #1 IN THE PO AFTER BLOWIN OUT THEM TENNERSEE WANNABES. (laffs) DID YOU SEE THE BIG BLUE NATION DOMMERATE TENNERSEE? (laffs) IT WAS AWESOME,
The Beasman can’t kiss Coach Cal on his 60th because only U of Smell coaches mess around
THE BEASMAN cats rolling and duke is coming for u of smell HOW YOU DOIN, LARRY MINNER? SURELY ALL YOU SNAGGLE TOOTH CARDINAL FANS IS COMIN UP WITH GOOD EXCUSES FOR WHY DUKE BEAT YOUR BRAINS OUT. (laffs) LARRY, YāALL NEED TO LEARN HOW TO CHEAT LIKE DUKE DOES, YOU KNOW, LIKE PAYIN OFF ZION WILLIAMSTON AND NEVER GITTIN CAUGHT LIKE YāALL DONE DID WITH BRIAN BLOWHARD. (laffs) Headed back to the Bull City like š pic.twitter.com/E02WTi9Lun— Duke Basketball (@DukeMBB) February 10, 2019 LARRY, IF YOU GONNA PAY OFF PLAYERS, AT LEAST PAY OFF THE GOOD ONES! (laffs) AST COACH CAL! HE TAKES THEIR MOMS TO CHURCH AND LETāS EM KEEP THE COLLECTION PLATE AFTER A BUNCH OF
UofL women finally beat UConn but The Beasman ain’t impressed
THE BEASMAN women beat UConn OHHHHā¦WOW! THE U OF SMELL SAGGY PANTS RAP MUSIC NECK TATTOO GIRLS WON AGAINST THE UCONN. BIG WHOOPTY DO! GIRL BASKETBAW! (laffs) IāM SO SAD FOR YOU, LARRY. I MEAN, DADGUMMIT, LISSEN TO YOURSELF. (laffs) YOU IS ON THE LECTRIC RADIO ACTIN LIKE YOU IS BUCITED ABOUT GIRL BASKETBAW. (laffs) THIS HERE IS WH&S ā THE BIGGEST RADIATOR STATION IN AMERICA AND YOU IS TAWKIN ABOUT GIRL BASKETBAW LIKE ITāS IMPARTANT! (laffs) GENO AEREOLA DONE SAID HIS UCONN TEAM SUCKS SO WHY YāALL ACTIN LIKE YOU DONE SOMETHIN BIGTIME? YāALL IS STILL LITTLE SISTERS. YOU AINāT AS GOOD AS THE GIRL WILDCAT TEAM. SO SHUT YOUR CAKE HOLE