Tag: terry meiners
A surprising win brings The Beasman gamecockiness
THE BEASMAN 10/6/14 YOU AND ALL YOUR SNAGGLE TOOTH CARDINAL CONVICT FRIENDS GOT TO BE SICK TO YOUR STOMACH WORRIED ABOUT WHAT U UH KAY FOOTBAW GONNA DO TO YOU NEXT MONTH. Y’ALL CAINT FARFIT NOW, LOSERVILLE, YOU GOTTA PLAY THE CATS AND TAKE YOUR LUMPIN’. NOW GIT ON THE RADIO AND TAWK UP U UH KAY FOOTBAW, YOU BALD HAIRED TRAITOR TURNCOAT. THE KENTUCKY WILDCATS DONE GONE ON A S.E.C. WINNIN STREAK AND YOU AINT HARDLY TAWKED ABOUT IT TODAY. OH, BUT YOU GOT TIME TO TAWK ABOUT THROWING A BAW 40 YARDS TO YOUR DAUGHTER. I BET YOUR WIFE THROWED THAT BAW BECAUSE A PENCIL NECK GEEK SISSY SLICK RICK BOYFRIEND NANCY BOY
Ignore history and you’re doomed to repeat it
Terry Meiners and Matt Jones discussed the apology issued by The Courier-Journal over a crybaby caricature of Kentucky coach John Calipari. The conversation sparked heavy response from fans of both UK and UofL. Enjoy these examples. From: JOSEPH J JR SCHMITT [bluemanjr@bellsouth.net] Sent: Monday, September 22, 2014 6:02 PM To: MEINERS, TERRY A Subject: Some Comments Several minutes ago I heard your conversation with Matt Jones regarding the CJ's apology to John Calipari for the "cry baby" cartoon. I am a proud UK grad, we are a 3 generation UK family, a lot of us know you are a complete UL shill. You were expelled from UK for dorm vandalism, one of your sons enrolled at UK and was heckled on campus, as were you,
Painting the town red
The University of Louisville's inaugural season in the Atlantic Coast Conference demands a new look on the Yum Center basketball floor. This time lapse video shows the entire process. Meanwhile, athletics director Tom Jurich and head basketball coach Rick Pitino are participating in various charitable fundraising events to further the school's philanthropic footprint in Kentucky and the region.
NFL fans: they’re not all MENSA members
Terry & Kristen illustrate a gracious greeting between NFL rivals. "Hello, friend. I hope my team scores more points than yours." "Oh, I'm certain that my team will prevail." "Bye bye now, friend!" Meanwhile, Chicago Bears fans don't mind desecrating the name of their only coach who led the team to a Super Bowl victory. Mike Ditka is no doubt delighted that his family honor is equated with a fat man's small penis.
Petrino on Great Day Live
University of Louisville head football coach Bobby Petrino visited Great Day Live after his family foundation donated $1 million to Kosair Children's Hospital. Bobby talked of his family's commitment to Louisville, his daughter Kelsey's leadership qualities and his daughter Katie's sporting stardom for the Lady Cards golf team. With the Cardinals moving into the ACC, Coach Petrino said the team is hyper-excited to take on the higher level of competition and that the most important thing is to win every home game as the fans make PJCS the toughest place to play in America.
Countdown to beatdown
radio script - 5:45 p.m. - Monday, June 16, 2014 THE BEASMAN casey kasem YOUR DEE-MISE IS COMING, LARRY MINNER. YOU CAN START THE CASEY KASEM TOP 40 LAST DAYS OF LARRY MINNER RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MATT JONES IS BACK! YEAH! IT WAS LIKE CHRISTMAS MARNIN’ THIS MARNIN WHEN I TURNT ON THE LECTRIC RADIO TO HEAR “THE VOICE OF U UH KAY” MISTER MATT JONES BACK ON THE RADIO TAWKIN SMACK TO U OF SMELLERS AND PUMPIN UP U UH KAY FAITHFUL FOR THE ROAD AHEAD. OF COURSE YOU PROBLEE DON’T EVEN KNOW THE MEANING OF THE WORD FAITHFUL, LARRY MINNER, CUZ YOU DONE CROSSED OVER TO THE DARK SIDE OF U OF SMELL CARDINAL CRIMINAL
WAKY/WLRS deejay Lee Masters loves triples: MTV, Vh1, NPR
Former Louisville radio personality and radio programmer Lee Masters, whose real name is Jarl Mohn, has been named as the new president and CEO of NPR. He'd been working closely with Southern California Public Radio where he generated the phrase "No rant, no slant." Masters is also the guy who put Ron Clay and me together for Morning Sickness on WLRS-FM in 1981 and went on to advise us on the direction of the show. National Public Radio has been through several rocky years of turbulent issues related to finances, management, and floundering partner stations. If anyone is capable of growing NPR, it is Lee Masters. In addition to a mastery of radio broadcasting, Lee and his business partner Bob Pittman
The Beasman is a Final Four fanboy
WHAS radio script, Friday, April 4, 2014, 5:45 p.m. THE BEASMAN final four THOSE WEREN’T NO THUNDERSTARMS YOU HEARD ALL NIGHT – THAT WAS GOD JUMPING UP AND DOWN BUCITED ABOUT HIS KENTUCKY WILDCATS BACK IN THE FINAL FOUR. DADGUMMIT, IT’S ABOUT TIME THE MAN UPSTAIRS DONE SET THINGS RIGHT AGAIN. HE LISTENED TO THE PRAYERS OF GOOD LITTLE WILDCAT BOYS AND GIRLS AND HE SAID, “WELL, I GUESS I DONE TAUGHT EM HOW TO BE HUMBLE WITH ROBERT MORRIS LAST YEAR AND THEN NOT LETTING EM HAVE THE FARDY AND OH THEY THUNK WAS A SURE THANG. OK, NOW THEY CAN DOMMERATE AGAIN.” THANK YOU, GOD. US GOOD AND CLASSY CAT FANS WON’T GIT ARROGANT NEVER AGAIN.
Stoops is loaded at QB, shoring up D for fall football
University of Kentucky head football coach Mark Stoops joined us on Great Day Live to talk spring football, his full complement of quarterbacks, fresh running back potential, and tightening the Kentucky defense. Coach Stoops is featured on a limited edition Maker's Mark bottle to raise money for UK's Gill Heart Institute. The spring football game is April 26th at Commonwealth Stadium.