Conspiracy theorist and rabid radio/TV loudmouth Alex Jones is in a custody battle with his ex-wife. He has no shot. Even Jones' lawyer laughably stated that his client is a "performance artist" who doesn't sincerely believe his public claims that the 9/11 terrorist attacks were "an inside job" and that the Sandy Hook school massacre was "staged" as a means to control private ownership of guns. That must be a real setback to Jones' legions of lemmings. He boasts 2 million subscribers on YouTube. Alex Jones...meet Tuck Buckford. transcription from the New York Times: “Welcome back to ‘Brain Fight.’ Listen, people, the liberals want to tattoo Obama logos onto the skin of Christian babies, O.K.? And it makes me want to fight! Fight with my fists!
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Star Wars fans spend $2 billion on tickets, $8 billion more on popcorn
Star Wars - The Force Awakens is a massive hit. Nerds are orgasmic, a condition rarely associated with sci-fi fans. So many Star Wars nerds attacked me online for posting this meme 4 days after the film's debut, and the morning after Steve Harvey's flawed declaration of who would be Miss Universe. Dude, you can't keep movie secrets in check after a bazillion ticket buyers made Star Wars the largest film opening in history. It's out there. He's dead. And I didn't even post who killed him or why. -----------------Stephen Colbert toyed with the Star Wars nerds with murky spoilers. And one more...in the 1999 movie The Sixth Sense, that kid is actually dead the entire time.
Colbert is Hannity’s master
The Colbert ReportGet More: Colbert Report Full Episodes,The Colbert Report on Facebook,Video Archive After a rebel rancher refusing to pay grazing rights was revealed to be a racist, Comedy Central's faux conservative Stephen Colbert completely eviscerates truly conservative cable news host Sean Hannity for coddling the rancher. Hannity later called the rancher's words "despicable" and Fox News hardly recognizes the grazing rights story it was pounding for days. The rancher's daughter went on Facebook and rephrased her father's rant on "the Negro" to "the Blacks." Of course, Cliven Bundy had to rephrase things, too. It only got worse on CNN. This is as good as political parody gets on TV. Colbert is slated to replace David Letterman on CBS next year. As Colbert