THE BEASMAN #1 u of l denied ncaa tourney berth AWWWW M-I-T-C-H! MITCH! MITCH! MITCH! (laffs) MITCH BARNHART IS THE GREATEST KENTUCKY WILDCAT LEADER EVER! (laffs) WE NEED TO GIVE MITCH BARNHART A RAISE FOR PUNCHIN LOSERVILLE IN THE MOUTH AND KNOCKIN EM OUT OF THE NC2A TOURNEYMINT! (laffs) I AINāT STOPPED CHUCKLIN SINCE THEY ANNOUNCED THE BRACKETS! (laffs) ALL US GOOD AND CLASSY CAT FANS WAS SAD ABOUT BEIN ONE-AND-DONE IN THE S.E.C. TOURNEYMINT BUT THEN MITCH BARNFART SHOCKED EVERBODY BY TELLIN LOSERVILLE TO TAKE A SEAT! (laffs) I BETCHA CHRIS MACK WERENāT MAKIN NO SMART ALECK VIDEOS DOWN IN HIS BASEMENT BAR WITH ERIC WOODHEAD! (laffs) YāALL AINāT MOCKIN U UH KAY NO MORE, IS YOU, YOU NOBODY WORTHLESS
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The Beasman weeps as The Fraidy Cats fizzle out of the NCAA tournament
THE BEASMAN itās over (weep) IT CAINT BE REE-REE-REAL, CAT FANS! (weep) IT JUST C-C-C-C-CAINT. THE CATS DONE GOT SKEERED AND FOLDED LIKE A TENT TO THEM F.B.I. CHEATIN, SWEATY BRUCE PEARL AUBURN TIGER NOBODIES. WHAT IN THE SAM HILL IS A-GOIN ON ROUND HERE? COACH CAL SUCKS! (weep) I AINT SLEPT A WINK, LARRY MINNER, CUZ I KNOW YOU AND ALL THEM CROSS-EYED, SAGGY PANTS, RAP MUSIC, FACE TATTOO, FILTHY CARDINAL FANS IS SMIRKIN. DADGUMMIT! WE IS IN PAIN AND ALL YOU HEARTLESS LOSERVILLE CHEATERS GOT THE CAHONES TO LAUGH AT OUR MISERY? WHAT KIND OF SICK-IN-THE-HEAD WHACK JOBS IS YOU? (weep) IāLL CALL YOU BACK LATER. I NEED TO TAKE ANOTHER FISTFUL
Big Blue Smack Talk – never calm before the storm
THE BEASMAN game night AWWWWWW C-A-T-S CATS! CATS! CATS! (laffs) ITāS SWEET 16 FRIDEE NIGHT AND AMERICAāS TEAM, THE KENTUCKY WILDCATS, IS GONNA CRUSH HOUSTON LIKE THEY IS IN THE ALAMO. AINāT THAT IN HOUSTON? DONāT MATTER, THE MIGHTY WILDCATS GONNA TREAT HOUSTON LIKE ITāS JUSSIE SMOLLETT WALKIN HOME FROM SUBWAY AT 2 IN THE MARNIN WITH A FROZEN TUNA FISH SAMMICH. KA-POW! RIGHT IN THE KISSER, HOUSTON! (laffs) TOO BAD TENNERSEE LOST TO HURT THE S.E.C. BUT YOU GOTTA REE-LIZE THEM REFFERMARIES IN LOSERVILLE IS LOWDOWN CHEATERS. THATāS JUST THE LOSERVILLE WAY OF LIFE! (laffs) WHEN YOU GIT SENT TO CHEATERVILLE, EXPECT TO GIT CHEATED! (laffs) TOO BAD, SO SAD, TENNERSEE! (laffs) AUBURN AND L.S.WHO. PROLLY
90s Flashback: Pitino’s Bombinos stun Louisville again
THE BEASMAN cards lose (crying) AWWWWW LARRY! (cry) M-M-M-M-ME AND ALL MY WILDCAT BUDDIES IS CRYING BUCKETS OF TEARS FROM SEEING YOUR FILTHY CARDINAL BUDDIES LOSE TO BABY PITINO. (cry) B-B-B-B-BUT (laffs) WE IS CRYING TEARS OF JOYYYYYYYY! (laffs) ZIPPITY DO DAH, ZIPPITY DAY. MY OH MY WHAT A WONDERFUL DAY! (laffs) I BEEN GIGGLIN LIKE A SCHOOL GIRL SINCE MINNERSOTA HIT THEIR FIRST THREE POINTER. (laffs) #Gophers dig deep to Round 2!#MarchMadness | @GopherMBB pic.twitter.com/k28nauO7jM— NCAA March Madness (@marchmadness) March 21, 2019 THREEEEEEEEEEE! ERRBODY SAID āMINNERSOTA CAINT HIT NO LONG SHOTS SO U OF SMELL DONāT NEED TO GUARD āEM!ā WELL HOW DID THAT WORK OUT FOR YOU SNAGGLE TOOTH, G.E.D. FLUNKIN, BRAINLESS, SPINELESS LOSERVILLE CARDINAL BIRDS?
Hoosier doozy
The Indiana Hoosiers beat the Kentucky Wildcats 73-67 in the second round of the NCAA Tournament, a very rare early departure for UK. Kentucky coach John Calipari was gracious in defeat, telling Indiana coach Tom Crean "I'm happy for you." Crean has been pilloried by IU fans in recent years for what they consider slow progress. 2015 gave us Crying Piccolo GirlNow, 2016 gives us...Crying Saxophone Girl. pic.twitter.com/f6x9ZRBOlp— CBS Sports (@CBSSports) March 19, 2016 A member of the UK band is the early frontrunner for Meme Queen of the Tournament The Crying Jordan meme was quickly pressed into service... ...generating bitterness from some sensitive UK fans. Louisville fans are reveling in schadenfreude, or enjoying the misery of others. Kentucky fans have
Brother against brother in a neighbor’s yard
WHAS radio script - 5:45 p.m. - Monday, March 24, 2014 THE BEASMAN tweak 16 PUT MATT JONES ON. AINāT NO SELF-RESPECTIN CAT FAN WANTS TO HEAR WHAT A TRAITOR TURNCOAT HAS TO SAY ABOUT NO DREAM GAME! BUT IT AINT NO DREAM FOR YOU AND ALL YOUR SNAGGLE TOOTH CARDINAL CRIMINAL BUDDIES, ITāS YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE, YOU BALD-HAIRED, SLICK RICK BUTTKISSIN CARDINAL CRYBABY FRAUD. I CAN HEAR IN YOUR VOICE THAT YOU IS A-SCARED TO DEATH, LARRY MINNER, AND IT AINT FROM ROVING BANDS OF TEENAGE THUGS BEATIN UP OLD PEOPLE IN LOSERVILLE. THATāS JUST EVERDAY LIFE IN YOUR GHETTO, GANG BANG BROKE DOWN TOWN, RIGHT LARRY? DONāT LIE TO THE BEASMAN ā YOU IS A-SKEERED OF