THE BEASMAN march madness (1) HEY LARREEEEEEâŚLARRY THE LOSER DONE TODE HIS BALD BUDDY CHRIS MACK TO NOT BOTHER PACKIN NO OVERNIGHT BAG. THE NC2A FOUNT ANOTHER PITINO TO WRECK YOUR PROGRUM. U OF SMELL FIRED HIS DADDY AND SLICK RICK IS SUIN U OF SMELL FOR FARDY MILLION DOLLARS. I BETCHA RICHARD PITINO GONNA HAVE ANDRE MCGEE SETTIN ON HIS BENCH ALONG WITH THREE F.B.I. AGENTS REFEREEING THE GAME. (laffs) YâALL AINâT GOT A PRAYER, YOU BUNCH OF SAGGY PANTS, RAP MUSIC, DUKE COLLAPSIN FOOLS. (laffs) MEANTIME, AMERICAâS TEAM, THE KENTUCKY WILDCATS GONNA ROLL RIGHT THROUGH THAT WEAK SAUCE BRACKET LIKE THE BULLS IN PIMP-PLANNO. U UH KAYâS BRACKET IS LIKE THAT LOSERVILLE SINKHOLEâŚALL
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UofL hits the skids and The Beasman ain’t too blue about it
THE BEASMAN cathlick magic POOR, POOR CARDINAL BIRDS. DONE LOST âEM THREE IN A ROW AND AINâT NO RELIEF IN SIGHT. MARCH SADNESS STARTS TOMORROW IN YOUR GHETTO TOWN WHILE THE REST OF BIG BLUE NATION GITS READY TO WIN ANOTHER CHAMPERCHIPS! GO BIG BLUE! GO BIG BLUE! GO BIG BLUE! BUT OL U OF SMELL CAINT EVEN BEAT NOBODY BOSTON BAKED BEAN COLLEGE. (laffs) TOO BAD, SO SAD! (laffs) YOU KNOW LARRY, IâD LIKE TO SAY ALL US GOOD AND CLASSY KENTUCKY WILDCATS FANS IS FEELIN PITY FOR YOU LITTLE BROTHER NOBODIES BUT I DONâT WANNA LIE RIGHT HERE ON THE LECTRIC RADIO. (laffs) YâALL U OF SMELL FAILURES NEED TO
Is that fancy purse brand called LOO-uh vi-TONN? Is the arch in Saint LOO-uh? Is that song by The Kingsmen called LOO-uh LOO-uh?
I love this email exchange from 2013. You mad, bro? Yeah, she mad. From: Patricia Houtchens [phoutchens@aperity.com] Sent: Sunday, March 03, 2013 11:08 AM To: MEINERS, TERRY A Subject: Listener Email from www.whas.com I guess youâre celebrating another example of the homogenization of local dialects: LINK After you finally get everyone to stop calling the city where they were born, Louavull, then you can go to Narlens and tell those folks how stupid they sound because they donât pronounce/enunciate their cityâs name like you do. I find it so hypocritical that you never cease to tell your audience that we all should celebrate our differences â homosexuals/heterosexuals, democrats/republicans, U of L/U of K, whatever, but you have no tolerance for those of us who perpetuate
Goodbye 2018, Hey ’19, We Can Dance Together
My best friend Dr. Henry Sadlo, a renowned Louisville cardiologist, organizes weekend hikes via group texts. Fellow physicians, medical professionals, athletes, neighbors, and longtime schoolmates gather together to walk for anywhere from 30 minutes to 3 hours. We launched 2019 with a 5 mile trek through a portion of The Parklands, an incredible parks system cobbled together by various philanthropists. The family of Humana co-founder David Jones Sr. created much of the organizational work and design. The Parklands is one of the most stunning public parks in the region. Any person who is capable of walking, running, or biking has a heavenly exercise playground available to them every day of the year. Cheers to a healthy 2019. As for the insanity of
Meet the new boss, not the same as the old boss
"We play for the other 10 on the field." Scott Satterfield, the new University of Louisville head football coach, is an affable gentleman from North Carolina. His success at Appalachian State earned his bump up to UofL and A.C.C. competition. The top question is where he will start to turn around a program in meltdown mode. UofL's 2018 season was a total collapse. A defense that completely lost its way allowed unranked opponents to run up 50+ points. An immediate change is Satterfield's promise to open up the Louisville program to local high school football coaches, most of whom were ignored by the previous administration. Many highly ranked prep football players seem to sidestep both UofL and UK programs to land elsewhere. This year's
One of us won the Cardinal Junior Tennis Championship for 14-year-old girls, HINT: it’s not me
So proud of my stepdaughter Gracie. She works hard at school, community service, doing her chores at home, and practicing tennis at least 3 times a week. She's won multiple tournaments over the years but then a shoulder injury knocked her out of the game for two years. She's back! Gracie entered the Cardinal Junior tennis tournament in the 14 and under category, then fought through five separate matches between Friday night and Sunday morning to run the table. She went right home and did some homework. What a kid!
Top Golf at Oxmoor – I Sears what you did there
That's an artist rendering of what could fill the space where a vacated Sears store now stands at the rear of Oxmoor Center mall. Not everyone is thrilled to have 500 new jobs, a new dimension in Louisville's entertainment offerings, and a lucrative way to fill an abandoned business. Here's a note from a neighbor in Hurstbourne. He fears lights, noise, vomit, and urine if Top Golf is allowed to be built at Oxmoor. I believe Mr. Norton's fears are unwarranted. He lives in a home near a mall. Now that mall has a giant vacancy and Top Golf would only restore what once thrived there before. READ: FULL LIGHT AND SOUND STUDY More now from Mr. Norton. Mr and Mrs Norton have declared that these
WHAT THE HOWELL – Louisville man touts city while hating its epicenter St. Matthews
Howell Dawdy, the most revered singer in the world, finally got around to celebrating his hometown. His new song LOUISVILLE will be #1 when next week's streaming charts are released. Reviews are in: Cardi B: "That's dope!" Jay Z said of Dawdy: "Who?" Eminem and Machine Gun Kelly have ended their beef and are now joined together in dissing Howell, calling him a "fake ass Kanye wannabe." Nonetheless, Howell Dawdy trudges forward. Mayor Fishback named Dawdy "Citizen of the Century" and Humana removed its Ali building banner and replaced it with a classic photo of Dawdy sitting on the toilet. Commuters are stopping on the interstate to take photos. The traffic backups rival those of populations escaping hurricane mayhem. God bless you for promoting The Ville,
The very bad week of Papa John Schnatter
The founder of Papa Johnâs pizza company admitted using the N-word during a recent media training exercise. The slur was reported on Forbes.com and âPapa Johnâ Schnatter was quickly removed as chairman of the Louisville-based company. The University of Louisville then removed Schnatter from its board of trustees, scrubbed his name from the business school, and Papa Johnâs pizza no longer retains naming rights to the Louisville football stadium. Papa Johnâs immediately bleached Schnatterâs image from all of its marketing materials. Ousted Papa Johnâs founderâs defense. John Schnatter: âPushedâ to use racial slur: https://t.co/pjtKebVhh5 @ztkiesch reports. pic.twitter.com/8aUbErC1p8— Good Morning America (@GMA) July 15, 2018 The University of Kentucky then announced it would remove the Schnatter name from its
Does the NBA2Lou scare you?
The Louisville Forum asked former NBA player and Denver Nuggets general manager Dan Issel to offer his thoughts on the NBA2Lou project. I was asked to moderate and throw in my own comments about the potential of snaring an NBA team for the city of Louisville. Naturally, the subject creates animated opinions from those who are opposed to adding professional sports. Some fear that it would harm the University of Louisville's athletic pursuits and others worry that taxpayers will be on the hook for various concessions made for team owners. Issel and his investors have the city's best interests in mind. Bring it on. The CJ's Phillip M. Bailey live-Tweeted the forum. Great audience questions and general enthusiasm for the prospect