šØ UPSET ALERT šØ@GTMBB takes down No. 5 Louisville! pic.twitter.com/MH3EfLwcet— ACC Network (@accnetwork) February 13, 2020 THE BEASMAN Louisville loses (sing) IāM A RAMBLIN WRECK FROM JARJUH TECH AND A HECK OF AN ENGINEER! (laffs) HEY LAREEEEE! LARRY MINNER! I BEEN SINGIN THAT SONG ALL DAY LONG! (laffs) HOWāS YOU SNAGGLE TOOTH, LOUDMOUTH, BEER BREATH, SAGGY PANTS, RAP MUSIC, SANCTUARY CITY LOSERVILLE FRAUDS FEELIN TODAY? (laffs) EVERBODY IN BIG BLUE NATION IS REEEEEEEEEAAAAAALLLL HAPPY! Ls DOWN! Ls DOWN! Ls DOWN! (sing) IāM A RAMBLIN WRECK FROM JARJUH TECH AND A HECK OF AN ENGINEER! (laffs) ME AND MY WILDCAT BUDDIES WAS A-PULLIN REAL HARD FOR THEM JARJUH TECH TATTOOED UP ENGINEERS AND THEY COME THROUGH FOR US GOOD AND CLASSY CAT FANS,
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It’s Extremely Blue for Cat Fans When U of Smell Keeps Winning
THE BEASMAN u of smell still winning I AINāT NO SWISHY BOY BUT THAT BRAD PITT FELLER LOOKED DELICIOUS ON THE OSCARS LAST NIGHT. (laffs) I TURNT IT ON CUZ THE TV GUIDE SAID OSCARS SHOW SO I FIGGERED IT WAS OSCAR COMBS TAWKIN ABOUT OUR BELOVED KENTUCKY WILDCATS. (laffs) BUT THAT BRAD PITT MAYBE OUGHT TO BE THE NEXT COACH OF THE KENTUCKY WILDCATS SO ALL THE LADIES WILL KEEP BUYIN OVERPRICED RUMP ARENER SEASON TICKETS TO WATCH OUR NOT-EVEN-IN-THE-TOP-16 CATS! DEAR GOD, WHY YOU GOTTA HAVE THE KENTUCKY WILDCATS JUST PLAYIN MEDIA-OCRE? LIFE AINāT NO FUN WHEN U UH KAY AINāT RANKED TOP 5 AND NICK DICKS RICHARDS AINāT WORTHY OF BEIN A TOP TIN SINNER IN COLLEGE BASKETBAW!
THE BEASMAN – With Lamar Jackson beaten, is Lynn Bowden Jr the next savior of the NFL
THE BEASMAN lynn bowie jr for MVP LARRREEEEEE! ALMOST EVER-THANG IS BEAUTY-FULL IN WILDCAT COUNTRY, LARRY MINNER! ITāS WILDCAT BLUE FROM SEA TO SHINY SEA! (laffs) COACH CAL AND THE CATS IS CLICKIN ON ALL CYLANTROS, HEADIN BACK TO #1. NOW ALL YOU SNAGGLE TOOTH, SAGGY PANTS, RAP MUSIC, GOLD CHAIN WEARIN, NECK TATTOO LOVIN U OF SMELL LOUDMOUTHS GOT TO SHUT YOUR CAKEHOLES ABOUT LAY-MAR JACKSON! (laffs) I LOVE IT! BALL HAWK BYARD! @KB31_Era | #TENvsBAL pic.twitter.com/fyBAQroDqh— Tennessee Titans (@Titans) January 12, 2020 LAY-MAR IS A FAILURE CUZ U UH KAY WILDCAT WESLEY WOODYARD AND HIS TENNERSEE TITANS WHOOPED HIM GOOD! (laffs) BLEEVE MEā¦LAY-MAR GONNA MEMBER THE TITANS! (laffs) THEM TITANS WEAR BLUE, TOO, NOT NO FUNERAL PURPLE
The Beasman is feasting on U of Smell’s losing streak while the Cats soar
Started 2020 with a W in front of 20,396 Cats fans in @Rupp_Arena. You što see these highlights. pic.twitter.com/Ws21BDDvYo— Kentucky Basketball (@KentuckyMBB) January 4, 2020 THE BEASMAN loserville losing streak (chuckling) ZIPPITY DO DAH, ZIPPITY DAY. MY OH MY WHAT A WONDERFUL DAY! (laffs) LOSERVILLE GOTTA LONGER LOSIN STREAK THAN I-RANIAN GENERALS HANGIN ROUND AIRPORTS! (laffs) YāALL CANāT EVEN BEAT AN EGG! (laffs) U OF SMELL SUCKS SO BAD THAT CHRIS MACK GOT A JOB OFFER FROM ROOMBA! (laffs) YOU GOTTA LAFF AT MY FUNNY COMEDY JOKES, LARRY MINNER, CUZ AINāT NOTHIN ELSE FUNNY ON THIS PATHETIC RADIO SHOW. (laffs) HAVE YOU SEEN THE NEW TOP 25 PO? SOMETHIN BLUE IS ON THE RISE AND SOMETHIN RED IS JUST BOUT DEAD!
Cats lose first of three in Christmas Murderers Row – The Beasman is devastated with Loserville looming ahead.
THE BEASMAN uk loses to Utah (cry) CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED. (long cry) AINāT NO T-T-T-TRUE BLUE K-K-K-KENTUCKY FAN WANNA CELLER-MA-BRATE THE BIRTH OF J-J-J-J-J-JESUS CUZ HE IGNORED OUR WILDCAT P-P-P-PRAYERS LAST NIGHT. (long cry) THE BIG B-B-B-B-BLUE IS NOW BEIN CALLED CALāS QUITTERS. (long cry) CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED, DADGUMMIT! TAKE DOWN THE TREE. STOP SINGINā THEM FA LA LA LA LAAAAAs, AND TELL AMMER-ZON YOU WANT A REFUND ON ALL THE PRESENTS YOU BOUGHT FROM YOUR WILDCAT MAN CAVE! ITāS OVER, LARRY. COACH CAL GOTTA GO! DADGUMMIT, HEāS JUST ANOTHER SLICK-HAIRED, SMOOTH TAWKIN I-TALIAN FRAUD! WE NEED TO LET KINNY SKY WALKER BE THE HEAD COACH SO HE CAN TEACH THESE WIMPY WILDCATS HOW TO FIGHT, DADGUMMIT! WE LOST
Louisville no longer #1 brings Christmas joy to The Beasman and Big Blue Nation
THE BEASMAN you want some of this? LARRREEEEEEE! LARRY DADGUM MINNER! (laffs) I WAS JUST CHECKIN THE NEW PO OUT TODAY AND IT SEEMS THAT THE #1 SLOT DONāT SAY LOSERVILLE NO MORE! (laffs) I LOVVVVVVE IT! HAVIN TO LOOK AT THAT UGLY LOSERVILLE WORD IN THE NUMBER ONE SLOT FOR TWO STRAIGHT WEEKS DONE GIVE ME A HEADACHE AND DIARRHEA. BUT IāM ALL CURED UP NOW THAT THEM ROTTEN U OF SMELL CARDINAL BIRDS AINāT SETTIN UP THERE ON #1 NO MORE! (laffs) HOORAY FOR THE PO! IT AINāT GOT A NASTY FILTHY CARDINAL BIRD SETTING UP THERE RIDIN HERD! START SLIDING BACKWARD WHERE YOU BLONG, YOU BUNCH OF SAGGY PANTS, NECK TATTOO, EAR GAUGE, CROSS EYED, CRACKHEAD CARDINAL FRAUDS!
The Beasman and all Wildcat fans can celebrate Christmas now that #1 Louisville lost
THE BEASMAN terry show opener (sing) ITāS THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEEEEEEAAAAAAR! āOL LOSERVILLEāS LOSIN, THEY TOOK A REAL BRUISIN, NOW CAT FANS ARE CRUISINā¦ITāS THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEEEEEAAAAARRRR!ā (laffs) Ls DOWN! Ls DOWN! SANTA IS COMIN DOWN THE CHIM-LEE AND Ls IS GOIN DOWN THE PO! (laffs) We agree, @JayBilas!š“#4To1 | #WreckEmā«ļø pic.twitter.com/EzuwsSCSA4— Texas Tech Basketball (@TexasTechMBB) December 11, 2019 OH LARRYā¦LAST NIGHT WAS THE BEST TV CHRISTMAS SPECIAL EVER! WATCHIN BALDY MACK AND HIS SUPPOSE-UB-LEE #1 CARDINALS LOOK LIKE GARBAGE ON NATIONAL TV! MERRRRRRRR-EEEEEEEE CHRISTMAS, CAT FANS! (laffs and switch to singing) āIāM DREAMIN OF A BLUE AND WHITE CHRISTMASā¦JUST LIKE THE WILDCATS USED TO KNOW!ā (laffs) POOR SAD LOSERVILLE. OL EBENEEZER
#1 Cardinals validate their ranking with win over Michigan, The Beasman is getting skeered
Highlights from the Cards 58-43 victory over #4 Michigan.#GoCards pic.twitter.com/waLNa3ZjZq— Louisville Basketball (@LouisvilleMBB) December 4, 2019 THE BEASMAN cards win as #1 LARRY! LARRY! LARRY! I BEEN WANTINā TO VOMIT ALL DAY HAVINā TO HEAR ABOUT THEM NO COUNT, TWO BIT, WILDCAT WANNABE, PHONEY #1 U OF SMELL CARDINAL BIRDS WHOOPINā MICH-ER-GAN! I SPENT ALL DAY YESTERDEE PRAYIN TO GOD, JESUS, ADOLPH RUPP, THE ELF ON THE SHELF, AND HOLY MACARONI THAT MICH-ER-GAN WOULD COME INTO THAT NASTY CHICKEN BUCKET AREN-ER AND KICK THE CARDINALS IN THEIR STOOPID FACES BUTā¦NAWWW. NOW WE GOT TO LISSEN ALL WEEK TO ALL THAT IGNERT CHIRPIN BOUT HOW LOSERVILLE IS SO GREAT AND HOW THEY DOMMERATED EVERBODY AND THEY AINāT LOST TO NO EVANSVILLE AND ALL
The Beasman is sicker than Ariana Grande about UK’s horrible week
THE BEASMAN bo game projections SHUT YOUR CAKEHOLE, YOU CROSS-EYED, TWO BIT U OF SMELL CARDINAL BOOTLICKER! YOU MAKE ME SICK WITH ALL YOUR STUPID U OF SMELL CHIRPIN WHEN YOU KNOW DOWN IN YOUR HEART THAT U OF SMELL AINāT POSED TO BE RANKED AHEAD OF U UH KAY. I HEARED ABOUT THAT PO AND IT MADE ME SICK TO MY STOMACH. 4-0#GoCards pic.twitter.com/kgboP4Dc1s— Louisville Basketball (@LouisvilleMBB) November 18, 2019 MY TWITTER STARTS BLOWIN UP WITH ALL KINDA SMACK TAWK FROM BEER BREATH, NECK TATTOO, CURSIN AROUND BABIES, GODLESS, SPINELESS, BRAINLESS CARDINAL FANS SQUAWKIN ABOUT HOW LOSERVILLE IS AHEAD OF U UH KAY IN THE PO. BIG WHOOPTY DOO. ALL YOU CARDINAL NITWITS SUDDENLY RUNNIN ROUND TAWKIN UP
The Kentucky Cats LOVE BEING IN THE WATER
THE BEASMAN cats win in the rain AWWWWWW C-A-T-S CATS! CATS! CATS! STOOPS TROOPS IS MAKIN IT RAIN, DADGUMMIT! LET IT RAIN, LET IT RAIN, LET IT RAIN! (laffs) I LOVE ME SOME KENTUCKY WILDCATS PLAYIN IN THE RAIN! THESE CATS LOVVVVE THE WATER! (laffs) HOW BOUT OUR PUNTER! MAX RYAN DONE PULT A FAKE PUNT AND RUN DOWN THE FIELD LIKE HE STOLE SOMETHIN! (laffs) I LOVE IT! THE U UH KAY PUNTER IS BETTER THAN EVERY OTHER PLAYER IN AMERICA CEPT FOR LYNN BOWDEN JUNIOR, THE NEW SUPERSTAR U UH KAY QUARTERBACK! (laffs) DADGUMMIT, LBJ, YOU CAN LEAD OUR BLUE TROOPS INTO BATTLE ALL YOU WANT! (laffs) CAINT NOBODY STOP LYNN BOWDEN JUNIOR! HE RUNS, HE