THE BEASMAN game night AWWWWWW C-A-T-S CATS! CATS! CATS! (laffs) IT’S SWEET 16 FRIDEE NIGHT AND AMERICA’S TEAM, THE KENTUCKY WILDCATS, IS GONNA CRUSH HOUSTON LIKE THEY IS IN THE ALAMO. AIN’T THAT IN HOUSTON? DON’T MATTER, THE MIGHTY WILDCATS GONNA TREAT HOUSTON LIKE IT’S JUSSIE SMOLLETT WALKIN HOME FROM SUBWAY AT 2 IN THE MARNIN WITH A FROZEN TUNA FISH SAMMICH. KA-POW! RIGHT IN THE KISSER, HOUSTON! (laffs) TOO BAD TENNERSEE LOST TO HURT THE S.E.C. BUT YOU GOTTA REE-LIZE THEM REFFERMARIES IN LOSERVILLE IS LOWDOWN CHEATERS. THAT’S JUST THE LOSERVILLE WAY OF LIFE! (laffs) WHEN YOU GIT SENT TO CHEATERVILLE, EXPECT TO GIT CHEATED! (laffs) TOO BAD, SO SAD, TENNERSEE! (laffs) AUBURN AND L.S.WHO. PROLLY
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IT’S ALWAYS A SWEETER 16 WHEN LOSERVILLE AIN’T THERE
THE BEASMAN sweet 16 for the cats SWEEEEEEEEEET 16, LARRY MINNER! AWWWWWW C-A-T-S CATS! CATS! CATS! OUR PRECIOUS KENTUCKY WILDCATS IS GONNA ROCK (ohio state or Houston) JOCK COME FRIDEE! WE GONNA ROUGH EM UP LIKE THEY IS JUSSIE SMOLLETT WALKIN TO GIT A TUNA FISH SAMMICH AT 2 O’CLOCK IN THE MARNIN (laffs) QUIT TAWKIN ABOUT THE MULLER REPORT, PIREBALL, RICH LADIES . OR ANYTHING ELSE. ALL THAT MATTERS RIGHT NOW IS COACH CAL AND THE CATS! AMERICA IS BIG BLUE NATION! EVERBODY KNOWS THIS HERE IS U UH KAY’S CHAMPERCHIP COMIN UP. WE GONNA GIT PJ BACK. HERRO IS A HERO. REED TRAVIS IS BETTER THAN LEE-BRON JAMES. THE NC2A DONE CARVED KENTUCKY WILDCATS NAME ONTO THE CHAMPERCHIPS
90s Flashback: Pitino’s Bombinos stun Louisville again
THE BEASMAN cards lose (crying) AWWWWW LARRY! (cry) M-M-M-M-ME AND ALL MY WILDCAT BUDDIES IS CRYING BUCKETS OF TEARS FROM SEEING YOUR FILTHY CARDINAL BUDDIES LOSE TO BABY PITINO. (cry) B-B-B-B-BUT (laffs) WE IS CRYING TEARS OF JOYYYYYYYY! (laffs) ZIPPITY DO DAH, ZIPPITY DAY. MY OH MY WHAT A WONDERFUL DAY! (laffs) I BEEN GIGGLIN LIKE A SCHOOL GIRL SINCE MINNERSOTA HIT THEIR FIRST THREE POINTER. (laffs) #Gophers dig deep to Round 2!#MarchMadness | @GopherMBB pic.twitter.com/k28nauO7jM— NCAA March Madness (@marchmadness) March 21, 2019 THREEEEEEEEEEE! ERRBODY SAID “MINNERSOTA CAINT HIT NO LONG SHOTS SO U OF SMELL DON’T NEED TO GUARD ‘EM!” WELL HOW DID THAT WORK OUT FOR YOU SNAGGLE TOOTH, G.E.D. FLUNKIN, BRAINLESS, SPINELESS LOSERVILLE CARDINAL BIRDS?
The Catholic God is out to get Kentucky, can Coach Cal become a Protestant for better heavenly help?
THE BEASMAN I hate cathlicks I HATE CATHLICKS LIKE YOU, LARRY MINNER. ALL YOUR FAKE RELIGION BUDDIES THINK YOU CAN JUST GO GIT DRUNK AT THE MARDI GRAS AND VOMIT ALL OVER THE PLACE AND THEN GO TO CONFESSION AND ALL YOUR SINS JUST GIT WIPED AWAY LIKE A ETCH-A-SKETCH. TELL THE TRUTH RIGHT NOW, YOU CATHLICK FRAUD. THEM NOTRE DAME PHONIES LAID DOWN AND JUST LET THE NOBODY CARDINALS BEAT ‘EM, RIGHT? ANDRE MCGEE PROBLEE GIVE A HUNK OF CASH TO THAT POPE FELLER! THAT’S HOW Y’ALL SINFUL CARDINAL BIRDS OPERATE. YOU AND ALL THEM OTHER TOOTHLESS, BRAINLESS CARDINAL FANS MAKE ME SICK EVER TIME YOU MENTION THAT U UH KAY LOST. WE KNOW WE LOST,
UofL women finally beat UConn but The Beasman ain’t impressed
THE BEASMAN women beat UConn OHHHH…WOW! THE U OF SMELL SAGGY PANTS RAP MUSIC NECK TATTOO GIRLS WON AGAINST THE UCONN. BIG WHOOPTY DO! GIRL BASKETBAW! (laffs) I’M SO SAD FOR YOU, LARRY. I MEAN, DADGUMMIT, LISSEN TO YOURSELF. (laffs) YOU IS ON THE LECTRIC RADIO ACTIN LIKE YOU IS BUCITED ABOUT GIRL BASKETBAW. (laffs) THIS HERE IS WH&S – THE BIGGEST RADIATOR STATION IN AMERICA AND YOU IS TAWKIN ABOUT GIRL BASKETBAW LIKE IT’S IMPARTANT! (laffs) GENO AEREOLA DONE SAID HIS UCONN TEAM SUCKS SO WHY Y’ALL ACTIN LIKE YOU DONE SOMETHIN BIGTIME? Y’ALL IS STILL LITTLE SISTERS. YOU AIN’T AS GOOD AS THE GIRL WILDCAT TEAM. SO SHUT YOUR CAKE HOLE
UK football tickets: NOW FRYING! The Cats could beat all the NFL teams!
THE BEASMAN cats footbaw AWWWWW C-A-T-S CATS! CATS! CATS! I JUST STOPPED BY THE FOOTBAW STADIUM TO THINK ABOUT HOW U UH KAY IS BETTER THAN ANY OF THEM SISSY NFL TEAMS PLAYIN THIS WEEKEND. THE KENTUCKY WILDCATS COULD SLAP AROUND TOM BRADY AND HIS PATRIOTICS. AND THAT KANSAS CITY GUY IS FOOL’S GOLD. HE SUCKS. HE’S SO YOUNG HIS MAMA GOTTA BREASTFEED HIM DURIN TIMEOUTS. (laffs) AND THE RAMS OUGHTA BE CALLED THE SHAMS! THEY COULDN’T HANDLE STOOPS TROOPS DEE-FENSE. TODD WOULD LOOK GIRLIE, ALRIGHT. (laffs) AND DREW BREES IS A PURDUE SISSY. OL JOSH ALLEN COULD BREAK HIM IN HALF AND CARRY HIM TO THE OLD FOLKS HOME WHERE HE BLONGS.
Happy Blue Year! Cats own the world, Cards fans in hiding
THE BEASMAN uk wins the world CATS WIN! BLUE GITS IN! CATS WIN! BLUE GITS IN! (laffs) ALL WE DO IS WIN, WIN, WIN! ALL WE DO IS WIN! WIN! WINNNNNN! (laffs) SNELL YEAH! SNELL YEAH! Ls DOWN! Ls DOWN! (laffs) LARRY MINNER AND ALL HIS SNAGGLE TOOTH CARDINAL CONVICT FANS AIN’T GOT NO REASON TO LIVE NO MORE! (laffs) WHY DON’T Y’ALL SAGGY PANTS, RAP MUSIC, NECK TATTOO, WELFARE STAMP CASHIN, GRAFFITI PAINTIN, GANG BANG THUG LOSERVILLE FANS JUST BOW DOWN AND ADMIT THAT U UH KAY IS YOUR MASTER! DO IT, LARRY! SAY THAT U UH KAY IS YOUR BIG BROTHER DOMMERATOR RIGHT NOW OR YOU IS A BROADCAST FRAUD! (laffs) IF YOUR CAINT ADMIT THAT U UH
Coach Cal done flipped his noodle thinkin’ Cat fans would welcome Slick Rick back in Rupp
THE BEASMAN coach cal is crazy LARRY, WE NEED A SHRINK OVER HERE AT U UH KAY TO GIVE COACH CAL A CHECKUP FROM THE NECK UP! DADGUMMIT, COACH CAL SAID HE WANTS SLICK RICK PITEENER TO COME BACK TO U UH KAY AND THAT CAT FANS WOULD BE NICE TO HIM. WHAT KIND OF CRAZY TAWK IS THAT? DID COACH CAL FALL AND HIT HIS HEAD? AND GUYS LIKE OSCAR COMBS AND JOHN CLAY FROM THE HARK THE HERALD LEADER AGREE WITH CAL. HAS THE WORLD GONE OFF ITS NUT? Coach Cal thinks it's time to bring @RealPitino back to Lexington and recognize all he did for the program. Calipari thinks UK fans would
Blue Wave Off – UK wins SEC thriller on the road, AP Top 25 yawns
All of the #TopPlays in Saturday's big win are here ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️#GetUp 😺 pic.twitter.com/vkLmZD87Kh— Kentucky Football (@UKFootball) October 28, 2018 What in the Sam Hill is a-going on around here? UK football is 7-1 and crushing fools like a runaway cable spool rolling through a campsite. New TOP 25 POLL 🏈 @UKFootball wins @SEC road thriller, moves up one spot to #11 🔥 Meanwhile @OhioStateFB plays no one, moves up 3 spots to #8. Both schools 7-1 https://t.co/jRPfNwgaAB \_(ツ)_/¯ pic.twitter.com/r7XBplaHmz— Terry Meiners (@terrymeiners) October 28, 2018 The Kentucky Wildcats football team has impressive wins over Florida, Mississippi State, South Carolina, Missouri, and Vandy with a lone loss to Texas A&M (in overtime on the road). Terry Wilson ➡️
The Beasman: Virginny brings misery on Main Street to Suckville
THE BEASMAN va shocks Louisville - radio sketch Friday, March 2, 2018 (laffs) I’M STILL LAUGHIN ABOUT THE VIRGINNY GUY HITTING THE THREE AT THE BUZZER TO BEAT LOSERVILLE. OH LARRY. (laffs) YOU GOT TO ADMIT THAT WAS A BIGGER LONGSHOT THAN KIM JONG UN SHOOTIN A NUKE-U-LAR MISSILE AND HITTIN THE STATUE OF LIBERTY RIGHT ON THE HEAD. (laffs) ALL US GOOD AND CLASSY CAT FANS WAS KINDA HOPIN Y’ALL WOULD BEAT VIRGINNY SO WE COULD SAY WE BEAT Y’ALL BY 30 AND Y’ALL BEAT #1 SO THAT MEANS KENTUCKY IS THE BEST. (laffs) BUT THAT’S OK…IT WAS STILL FUN WATCHIN ALL THEM SNAGGLE TOOTH CARDINAL FANS CRY THEIR CROCKER-DOW TEARS THINKIN THEY