Highlights from the Cards 58-43 victory over #4 Michigan.#GoCards pic.twitter.com/waLNa3ZjZq— Louisville Basketball (@LouisvilleMBB) December 4, 2019 THE BEASMAN cards win as #1 LARRY! LARRY! LARRY! I BEEN WANTIN’ TO VOMIT ALL DAY HAVIN’ TO HEAR ABOUT THEM NO COUNT, TWO BIT, WILDCAT WANNABE, PHONEY #1 U OF SMELL CARDINAL BIRDS WHOOPIN’ MICH-ER-GAN! I SPENT ALL DAY YESTERDEE PRAYIN TO GOD, JESUS, ADOLPH RUPP, THE ELF ON THE SHELF, AND HOLY MACARONI THAT MICH-ER-GAN WOULD COME INTO THAT NASTY CHICKEN BUCKET AREN-ER AND KICK THE CARDINALS IN THEIR STOOPID FACES BUT…NAWWW. NOW WE GOT TO LISSEN ALL WEEK TO ALL THAT IGNERT CHIRPIN BOUT HOW LOSERVILLE IS SO GREAT AND HOW THEY DOMMERATED EVERBODY AND THEY AIN’T LOST TO NO EVANSVILLE AND ALL
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The Beasman is sicker than Ariana Grande about UK’s horrible week
THE BEASMAN bo game projections SHUT YOUR CAKEHOLE, YOU CROSS-EYED, TWO BIT U OF SMELL CARDINAL BOOTLICKER! YOU MAKE ME SICK WITH ALL YOUR STUPID U OF SMELL CHIRPIN WHEN YOU KNOW DOWN IN YOUR HEART THAT U OF SMELL AIN’T POSED TO BE RANKED AHEAD OF U UH KAY. I HEARED ABOUT THAT PO AND IT MADE ME SICK TO MY STOMACH. 4-0#GoCards pic.twitter.com/kgboP4Dc1s— Louisville Basketball (@LouisvilleMBB) November 18, 2019 MY TWITTER STARTS BLOWIN UP WITH ALL KINDA SMACK TAWK FROM BEER BREATH, NECK TATTOO, CURSIN AROUND BABIES, GODLESS, SPINELESS, BRAINLESS CARDINAL FANS SQUAWKIN ABOUT HOW LOSERVILLE IS AHEAD OF U UH KAY IN THE PO. BIG WHOOPTY DOO. ALL YOU CARDINAL NITWITS SUDDENLY RUNNIN ROUND TAWKIN UP
The Kentucky Cats LOVE BEING IN THE WATER
THE BEASMAN cats win in the rain AWWWWWW C-A-T-S CATS! CATS! CATS! STOOPS TROOPS IS MAKIN IT RAIN, DADGUMMIT! LET IT RAIN, LET IT RAIN, LET IT RAIN! (laffs) I LOVE ME SOME KENTUCKY WILDCATS PLAYIN IN THE RAIN! THESE CATS LOVVVVE THE WATER! (laffs) HOW BOUT OUR PUNTER! MAX RYAN DONE PULT A FAKE PUNT AND RUN DOWN THE FIELD LIKE HE STOLE SOMETHIN! (laffs) I LOVE IT! THE U UH KAY PUNTER IS BETTER THAN EVERY OTHER PLAYER IN AMERICA CEPT FOR LYNN BOWDEN JUNIOR, THE NEW SUPERSTAR U UH KAY QUARTERBACK! (laffs) DADGUMMIT, LBJ, YOU CAN LEAD OUR BLUE TROOPS INTO BATTLE ALL YOU WANT! (laffs) CAINT NOBODY STOP LYNN BOWDEN JUNIOR! HE RUNS, HE
The Beasman ain’t skeered when the kids forget to call their Old Kentucky Home
GAMECOCKS. pic.twitter.com/RvnCpIxYud— Terry (@PhillyTeez30) September 29, 2019 THE BEASMAN cats losing streak GO CATS! GO BLUE! US GOOD AND CLASSY CAT FANS AIN’T GIVE UP ON YOU YET! I MEAN, WE DONE LINED THE STREETS FOR FREE BASKETBAW PRACTICE TICKETS BUT THAT DON’T MEAN WE DON’T CARE ABOUT FOOTBAW. STOOPS TROOPS IS SECOND BANANA ONCE COACH CAL’S NEW TEAM STARTS PRACTICIN! GO BLUE! GO CATS! FARDY & OH! POOR OL LARRY MINNER! HIS TEAMS GOT CRUSHED THIS WEEKEND. THEM SAINT X HIGH SCHOOL BOYS DON’T BLONG ON THE SAME FIELD WITH THEM TRINITY MENS! YOUR SAINT X BOYS IS DIVISION 2 AND TRINITY IS LIKE A S.E.C. COLLEGE TEAM, LARRY! Y’ALL CROSS-EYED SAINT X
For Kentucky football, targeting is triggering
THE BEASMAN florida curse I HATE YOU AND EVERTHANG YOU STAND FOR, LARRY MINNER. “CHANCE POOR” THAT ANY TRUE BLUE WILDCAT FAN EVER WANNA LISSEN AT YOU…ON THAT RADIO GIGGLIN LIKE A SCHOOL GIRL ABOUT LAY-MAR JACKSON AND TEDDY DIRTY WATER PLAYIN N.F.L. INSTEAD OF SOUNDIN SAD ABOUT OUR BELOVED CATS LOSIN TO THEM FLORI-DER PHONIES AGAIN! (cry) ALL US GOOD AND CLASSY KENTUCKY WILDCATS FANS IS LICKIN OUR WOUNDS AND Y’ALL WH&S PEOPLE JUST ON THERE TODAY HOLLERIN AND CUTTIN UP LIKE YOU’S AT A CARDINAL HOOTENANY. (cry) DADGUMMIT, Y’ALL POSED TO BE GRIEVIN LIKE THE REST OF US, YOU CROSS-EYED, PENCIL NECK, TWO-BIT, DRUNK FOR BREAKFAST, WELFARE STAMP, CHAIN GANG, NOBODY LOSERVILLE WILDCAT WANNABES! WE GOT A FIELD GOAL
A world without football is like battling Hell with a squirt gun 🔥
Welcome back, football. Especially at the University of Louisville where last year's team laid down to die. The coach was fired, a new one hired, and victory has returned after a 10 game self-inflicted streak of defeat. VIDEO: From the cockpit of the C-130 flyover performed by the @123AW_KYANG during the EKU vs Louisville national anthem. From TSgt Danny Fuller & MSgt Drew Poynter. @UofLFootball pic.twitter.com/AfD6sS6TuF— Mark Blankenbaker (@UofLSheriff50) September 8, 2019 As an obscure football coach once said, "We're kind of like a woodpecker in a petrified forest. Just keep busy and look for opportunities." The joy is back at University of Louisville football. Coach Scott Satterfield and his Louisville Cardinals put a beatdown on overmatched Eastern Kentucky University. I'm
Look out, Cardinals…here come them there Notre Dame Cathlick beak busters
THE BEASMAN football is back I BET YOU’S JEALOUS OF COACH CAL PLAYIN GOLF WITH PRESSER-DENT BROCK PAJAMAS, AIN’T YOU, LARRY? COACH CAL HANGS OUT WITH ALL THE BIGTIME STARS LIKE BROCK PAJAMAS, LEE-BRON JAMES, JAY Z, THE DRAKE, AND THE OAK RIDGE BOYS. WHICH PRESIDENT DID YOU PLAY GOLF WITH, LARRY MINNER? THE PRESIDENT OF THE HAIR CLUB FOR MEN? (laffs) IT’S TIME FOR FOOTBAW, CARDINAL SISSIES! SAY YOUR PRAYERS, YOU FILTHY U OF SMELLERS, CUZ Y’ALL BOUT TO DIE! (laffs) I LOVE IT! THE CARDINAL CRIMINALS GOT TO WAIT ALL WEEKEND FOR THEIR EXER-CUTION AT THE HANDS OF THEM DRUNK IRISH PEDDER-FILE, FAKE RELIGION CATHLICK SINNERS. (laffs) Y’ALL DEE-SERVE EACH OTHER, YOU STRIPPER POLE, GRAMMAW PROSTER-TUTE LOVIN LOSERVILLE
The Cathlicks bout to do a exorcism on the Loserville Cardinal birds
THE BEASMAN cathlicks is comin STOP TAWKIN BOUT JUSTIN THOMAS LIKE HE’S YOUR FRIEND. HE WON THE FEDDER CHEESE CUP BUT HE DON’T LIKE NO LOSERVILLE CARDINAL BIRDS. HE WAS WEARIN BLUE PANTS THE WHOLE TIME. JUSTIN THOMAS PRETENDS LIKE HE LIKES LOSERVILLE SO Y’ALL’S PUNK GHETTO THUGS WON’T STEAL HIS GOLF CLUBS WHEN HE COMES HOME TO SEE HIS PARENTS. JUSTIN THOMAS WENT TO ROLL TIDE ALABAMMER CUZ HE KNOWS THE S.E.C. DOMERATES AND U OF SMELL SUCKS. (laffs) Just in time.@JustinThomas34 has earned his first win of the year @BMWChamps and the 10th of his career.He's No. 1 in the #FedExCup heading to East Lake.#LiveUnderPar pic.twitter.com/uDKBsKVUsK— PGA TOUR (@PGATOUR) August 18, 2019 YOU CARDINAL BIRDS BETTER QUIT LYIN
The Beasman ain’t too pleased about Big Blue Nation outside looking in at the Final Four
THE BEASMAN natl championship night SHUT YOUR PIE HOLE ABOUT THE NATIONAL CHAMPERCHIPS GAME, YOU BALD HAIRED, TRAITOR TURNCOAT, BACKSTABBING U OF SMELL SUCKUP! ALL US GOOD AND CLASSY KENTUCKY WILDCAT FANS AIN’T IN NO MOOD FOR JOSHIN, DADGUMMIT. THIS WAS POSED TO BE OUR NIGHT WITH ERRBODY SCREAMIN GO BIG BLUE AND TELLIN ALL THE OTHER SCHOOLS THAT THEY SUCK. IT FEELS LIKE THE GRINCH DONE STOLE OUR BLUE CHRISTMAS AGAIN, LARRY MINNER. “COACH CAL FOR LIFE” BETTER GIT US A WILDCAT CHAMPERCHIPS NEXT YEAR OR ELSE HIS LIFETIME DEAL IS GONNA END. A LIFETIME CONTRACT IS ONLY GOOD AS LONG AS YOU’S ALIVE, DADGUMMIT! YOU HEAR ME, COACH CAL? DON’T HUMILERATE BIG BLUE NATION
The Beasman weeps as The Fraidy Cats fizzle out of the NCAA tournament
THE BEASMAN it’s over (weep) IT CAINT BE REE-REE-REAL, CAT FANS! (weep) IT JUST C-C-C-C-CAINT. THE CATS DONE GOT SKEERED AND FOLDED LIKE A TENT TO THEM F.B.I. CHEATIN, SWEATY BRUCE PEARL AUBURN TIGER NOBODIES. WHAT IN THE SAM HILL IS A-GOIN ON ROUND HERE? COACH CAL SUCKS! (weep) I AINT SLEPT A WINK, LARRY MINNER, CUZ I KNOW YOU AND ALL THEM CROSS-EYED, SAGGY PANTS, RAP MUSIC, FACE TATTOO, FILTHY CARDINAL FANS IS SMIRKIN. DADGUMMIT! WE IS IN PAIN AND ALL YOU HEARTLESS LOSERVILLE CHEATERS GOT THE CAHONES TO LAUGH AT OUR MISERY? WHAT KIND OF SICK-IN-THE-HEAD WHACK JOBS IS YOU? (weep) I’LL CALL YOU BACK LATER. I NEED TO TAKE ANOTHER FISTFUL