THE BEASMAN who’s coming back? HEY LARRY! LARRY MINNER! IT’S THAT STUPID TIME OF YEAR WHEN PEOPLE START PRE-DICTIFYING NEXT YEAR’S BASKETBAW TEAMS WITH SCIENTIFIC POs. THE KENTUCKY WILDCATS IS LOADED FOR NEXT YEAR SO Y’ALL U OF SMELL LITTLE BROTHER NOBODIES AIN’T GOTTA PRAYER OF WHOOPIN US! (laffs) I LOVE IT! EVER YEAR, U OF SMELL IDIOTS START TAWKIN ABOUT “WAIT TIL YOU SEE NEXT YEAR’S CARDINAL BIRDS TEAM!” (laffs) AND THEN U UH KAY SMASHES YOUR FACE IN AGAIN AND Y’ALL SNAGGLE TOOTH, NECK TATTOO, SAGGY PANTS, RAP MUSIC, GRAFITTI PAINTIN, WHISKEY FOR BREAKFAST CARDINAL FOOLS START CRYIN ABOUT “WAIT TIL NEXT YEAR!” (laffs) BUT THE TRUTH IS COACH CAL GOT U OF SMELL’S NUMBER.
Tag: kentucky basketball
The Beasman ain’t too pleased about Big Blue Nation outside looking in at the Final Four
THE BEASMAN natl championship night SHUT YOUR PIE HOLE ABOUT THE NATIONAL CHAMPERCHIPS GAME, YOU BALD HAIRED, TRAITOR TURNCOAT, BACKSTABBING U OF SMELL SUCKUP! ALL US GOOD AND CLASSY KENTUCKY WILDCAT FANS AIN’T IN NO MOOD FOR JOSHIN, DADGUMMIT. THIS WAS POSED TO BE OUR NIGHT WITH ERRBODY SCREAMIN GO BIG BLUE AND TELLIN ALL THE OTHER SCHOOLS THAT THEY SUCK. IT FEELS LIKE THE GRINCH DONE STOLE OUR BLUE CHRISTMAS AGAIN, LARRY MINNER. “COACH CAL FOR LIFE” BETTER GIT US A WILDCAT CHAMPERCHIPS NEXT YEAR OR ELSE HIS LIFETIME DEAL IS GONNA END. A LIFETIME CONTRACT IS ONLY GOOD AS LONG AS YOU’S ALIVE, DADGUMMIT! YOU HEAR ME, COACH CAL? DON’T HUMILERATE BIG BLUE NATION
Cats steamroll Kansas, butthurt U of Smellers hate on purdy Wildcat girl
THE BEASMAN uk beats Kansas HEY LAREEEEE! LARRY DADGUM MINNER! I LOVE THAT PITCHER OF THE U UH KAY FAN GIRL SHOWIN Ls DOWN AT THE KANSAS GAME. (laffs) THE CURIO JOURNAL GUY PUT THAT PITCHER ON THE TWITTER AND ALL THE U OF SMELL LITTLE BROTHER CRYBABIES LOST THEIR MINDS CUZ A PURDY WILDCAT GIRL WAS A-MOCKIN U OF SMELL EVEN THOUGH WE WAS PLAYIN KANSAS! (laffs) DON’T Y’ALL CROOKED TEETH CARDINAL FANS NEVER STOP WORRYIN ABOUT THE KENTUCKY WILDCATS? (laffs) Y’ALL SAID SHE WAS OBSESSIN’ ABOUT LOSERVILLE BUT Y’ALL THE ONES GOT BUTTHURT. (laffs) CRY, CRY, CRY! THAT’S ALL YOU LITTLE BROTHER, DUMPSTER FIRE, F.B.I. INVESTERGATION CONVICTS CAN DO CUZ YOU KNOW BIG BLUE
The Beasman can’t help but chuckle when U of Smell is feeling pain
THE BEASMAN notre dame beats women HEY LARRY MINNER, YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I HATE YOU CATHLICKS SO I WAS HALFWAY PULLING FOR YOUR U OF SMELL LADIES TEAM TO BEAT THE POPE’S SORORITY GIRLS LAST NIGHT. BUT I GOT OVER IT. (laffs) I JUST LOVE WATCHIN U OF SMELL TEAMS LOSE…I CAINT HELP MYSELF. EVER TRUE BLUE KENTUCKY WILDCAT FAN LOVES TO SEE LOSERVILLE IN PAIN. SO I HOPE Y’ALL LOSE TO THE COMMUNISTS, THE DEVIL, AND EXPESH-LEE DUKE. US GOOD AND CLASSY CAT FANS CHEER FOR THEM ROTTEN DOOKIES ONLY WHEN THEY IS PLAYIN THE SAGGY PANTS, RAP MUSIC, NECK TATTOO, GRAFFITI PAINTIN, WELFARE STAMP, ILLITERATE, BRAINLESS, TOOTHLESS, SPINELESS, MAKIN BABIES OUT OF WEDLOCK LOSERVILLE CARDINALS.
Cats lose. Beasman wants Coach Cal fired and that rotten Sister Jean excommunicated
THE BEASMAN cats lose (cry) I WOULDN’T A-SHOOK THEIR HANDS, NEITHER. BUNCH OF STREET THUG, SCRAPPING, LYIN, CHEATING, BRASS KNUCKLE, CAT O NINE TAILS, BASEBAW BAT SWINGING, PUNK, HIPPIE, SNOWFLAKE, M.M.A., FACE KICKIN, NOBODY, KANSAS WHEAT FIELD TRASH. (cry) I AIN’T SLEPT A DADGUM WINK, LARRY MINNER. THIS CAINT BE REAL. (cry) WE IS THE CATS! AIN’T NOBODY POSED TO PUSH US AROUND AND DO ALL THAT BALL SLAPPIN, REACH-IN, SHAWNEE PARK DIRT BOWL, RUMBLIN’, GUN TOTIN, DRIVE-BY SHOOTIN, NECK TATTOO, 8-ON-5, GANG BANG, BRAWLER BALLIN AGAINST THE GOOD AND CLASSY KENTUCKY WILDCATS! WHO DO THEY THINK THEY IS, SOME PRISON PLAYGROUND TEAM? (cry) THEM REFFERMARIES WAS LETTIN
Cats continue losing streak as The Beasman wants Sky Walker to replace Cal
THE BEASMAN cats losing streak I HATE YOU AND EVERTHANG YOU STAND FOR, YOU CROSS EYED, SNAGGLE TOOTH, LYIN, TRAITOR TURNCOAT, USED TO BE A WILDCAT BUT NOW YOU IS A PHONEY BLONEY, SLICK RICK BUTTKISSIN CARDINAL FRAUD. (cry) COACH CAL SAYS AINT NO CRYIN ON THE YACHT, BUT DADGUMMIT, THE YACHT IS SINKIN! DOES THE WATER GOTTA GIT TO MY NECK BEFORE I START CRYIN? (cry) I CAINT BLEEVE MY PRECIOUS KENTUCKY WILDCATS DONE LOSTED THREE IN A ROW AND EIGHT GAMES ALL SEASON. DADGUMMIT, COACH CAL IS THE NEW TEN LOSS TUBBY. (cry) MAYBE COACH CAL IS CRAZY WITH THE FLU AND AIN’T IN HIS RIGHT MIND. HE SAYS THE WILDCATS
Why didn’t that referee block Christian Laettner’s classic shot?
Fans of University of Kentucky basketball have a hard time accepting the end of each season. The final seconds of the Kentucky-North Carolina game was an emotional roller coaster for Big Blue fans. #marchmadness #WKYT pic.twitter.com/4AZEFQ8Avi— Lee K. Howard (@HowardWKYT) March 27, 2017 Eight times, UK won the championship but over 100 other basketball seasons the Cats fell short. Unacceptable. Here's official radio audio describing how referee John Higgins clearly "was out to get us" according to 99% of Big Blue Nation. John Higgins Sabotage of Kentucky from cal for the win on Vimeo. Higgins like all referees has his work reviewed by a panel that judges excellence, assigning the best referees to work the Final Four. Higgins made
De’Aaron Fox: I love my brothers
One and done players feel the pain, sports fans. Here is De'Aaron Fox in the Kentucky locker room after a numbing finish to his season and career at UK. Very emotional Kentucky locker room as expected. pic.twitter.com/ksNn4iOGHW— Joe Mussatto (@joe_mussatto) March 26, 2017 That's how much these games mean to players who spend less than one year in John Calipari's hyper-successful recruitment system. North Carolina topped Kentucky 75-73 after digging out of a 5 point deficit to take a 5 point lead. But wait, Kentucky would score quick buckets in the last minute to tie the game with 7 seconds remaining. But North Carolina drained a shot with barely any time remaining. Classic. North Carolina moves
With the Cats plunging, The Beasman is lunging
THE BEASMAN cats crushed by florida radio sketch for MONDAY, FEBRUARY 6, 2017 TOM BRADY GOT FIVE RINGS BUT COACH CAL ONLY GOT ONE. DADGUMMIT, LE’T’S GIT TOM BRADY TO COME COACH THE CATS BEFORE WE TURN INTO ROBERT MORRIS THE 2ND. (cry) WIPE THAT SMIRK OFF YOUR FACE, YOU BALD HAIRED SLICK RICK BUTTKISSIN CARDINAL FRAUD. Y’ALL CAN ACT ALL BIGTIME RIGHT NOW BUT THE NC2A BOUT TO BRING Y’ALL THE DEATH PENALTY FOR VALENTIME’S DAY. SO QUIT YOUR SMIRKIN ABOUT U UH KAY’S BOWLIN GREEN MASSACRE. ME AND ALL MY WILDCAT BUDDIES IS BOUT TO POP A VEIN OVER THIS BIMBARRASSMENT. AIN’T NOBODY HAPPY IN WILDCAT COUNTRY, LARRY, SO SHUT YOUR SNAGGLE