THE BEASMAN cats crush cards (long laff) GO BIG BLUE! STOOPS TROOPS! LYNN BOWIE JUNIOR FOR HEISHMAN! CATS! CATS! CATS! AWWWWW C-A-T-S CATS! CATS! CATS! (laffs) THAT WEREN’T HEAVY RAIN FALLIN ALL DAY – THAT WAS CARDINAL TEARS POURIN DOWN! (laffs) LYNN BOWIE JUNIOR IS WAYYYYYY BETTER THAN LAY-MAR JACKSON, AND YOU KNOW IT, YOU SAGGY PANTS, RAP MUSIC, MAN WEARIN EARRINGS U OF SMELL CARDINAL CRACKHEADS! LAYMAR JACKSON CAINT HOLD LYNN BOWIE’S JOCKSTRAP, DADGUMMIT! Live Now:@UKCoachStoops - Louisville Postgame Press Conference https://t.co/UhR0BFOSAV— Kentucky Football (@UKFootball) November 30, 2019 COACH STOOPS TODE ME THE BALTIMORE RAVENS CALLED TO AST IF LYNN BOWIE JUNIOR COULD COME START FOR THE RAVENS RIGHT NOW SO THEY COULD PUT LAY-MAR ON WAIVERS! IT’S TRUE! THE
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Cats crush Cards and The Beasman claims Brohm and Rondale ain’t a-comin’
THE BEASMAN cats crush cards TOUCHDOWWWWWWNNNNNN KENTUCKY! (laffs) THE CATS IS STILL OUT THERE SCORIN, YOU BUNCH OF SAGGY PANTS, CROOKED TEETH, CROWN ROYAL FOR BREAKFAST, BRAINLESS, SPINELESS, GUTLESS LOSERVILLE THUGS! TOUCHDOWWWWNNNN KENTUCKY! AND THEY IS GOIN FOR TWO AFTER EVER TOUCHDOWN CUZ LOSERVILLE CAINT STOP A TODDLER FROM GETTING TO THE END ZONE! (laffs) I HOPE YOU U OF SMELLERS FINALLY ACCEPT YOUR FATE AS LITTLE BROTHER NOBODIES. Y’ALL COULDN’T BEAT A DIVISION 3 TEAM OF CROSS-EYED COMPUTER NERDS. (laffs) I HEARD JEFF BROHM JUST KISSED HIS PURDUE BOSS ON THE MOUTH AND SAID “PLEASE LET ME STAY. I CAINT DO NOTHIN TO FIX THAT LOSERVILLE DUMPSTER FIRE!” SO THEN PURDUE CUT JEFF
During its most tumultuous year ever, the University of Louisville still found joy in Lamar
Lamar Jackson was doing more Lamar Jackson things for @UofLFootball today. pic.twitter.com/W1dk4xttT6— ACC Digital Network (@theACCDN) November 25, 2017 Lamar Jackson kept Louisville from a complete crash-and-burn during its parade of basketball and academic scandals. Thank God for Lamar. His complete domination of UK in the regular season finale was brilliant. .@uoflfootball celebrates their win over #Kentucky in the #GovernorsCup game. @KYNewsNet @840WHAS @KYNewsNet @CardsRadio pic.twitter.com/Mb9JocNtwq— Will Clark (@WClark840WHAS) November 25, 2017 And Lamar's brilliance shone all season. The best ever!!! @Lj_era8 @UofLFootball @HeismanTrophy #RingTheBell pic.twitter.com/KBf2jG0W3N— Bobby Petrino (@CoachPetrinoUL) November 22, 2017 ======= My prediction from earlier in the week ======= Saturday marks the end of Lamar's regular season career at UofL. My prediction is that Lamar has
Another Louisville quarterback rises at the right moment
University of Louisville football coach Bobby Petrino once again showed his strength in developing quarterbacks when seldom used Kyle Bolin was thrown into the intrastate rivalry game with the University of Kentucky. Mr. Afterthought scrambled to find his helmet, then calmly completed 21 of 31 passes for 381 yards and 3 touchdowns. He also threw a pick 6 and fumbled to give UK another defensive touchdown. Once victory was assured for the Cardinals, Lexington native Kyle Bolin became the toast of Louisville. Down 13-0, Petrino sent Bolin onto the field with an empty backfield, showing UK that the new kid was going to throw. Two plays, two completions, the second one for a 45 yard touchdown strike to DeVante Parker. Louisville would go